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I know most of the focus is on RFK Jr.'s weird horny texts, but the news that he used to spam Bill Nye with anti-vax weirdness and Bill was like, "Dude, you're you're confusing correlation for causation" is the only RFK text-message news I will ever need.
November 27, 2025 at 1:15 AM
I know most of the focus is on RFK Jr.'s weird horny texts, but the news that he used to spam Bill Nye with anti-vax weirdness and Bill was like, "Dude, you're you're confusing correlation for causation" is the only RFK text-message news I will ever need.
Went to bed at 1 AM after cleaning and prepping all day for Thanksgiving, woke up half an hour ago, which was 15 minutes before my first alarm (a safety so I could snooze depending on how I felt when it went off). I'm exhausted and excited, secretly this is the best time I've been having.
November 27, 2025 at 11:16 AM
Went to bed at 1 AM after cleaning and prepping all day for Thanksgiving, woke up half an hour ago, which was 15 minutes before my first alarm (a safety so I could snooze depending on how I felt when it went off). I'm exhausted and excited, secretly this is the best time I've been having.
Being miserable not only because I have surgery in like 2-3 hours, but also because I had to take two showers with antibacterial soap AND THEN NOT USE LOTION?! is literally feeling at least a little like a hate crime because WHY DO I HAVE TO BE ANXIOUS AND ITCHY?!
November 14, 2025 at 12:14 PM
Being miserable not only because I have surgery in like 2-3 hours, but also because I had to take two showers with antibacterial soap AND THEN NOT USE LOTION?! is literally feeling at least a little like a hate crime because WHY DO I HAVE TO BE ANXIOUS AND ITCHY?!
Is three too young to watch Over the Garden Wall? Stay tuned as we find out!
October 26, 2025 at 8:45 PM
Is three too young to watch Over the Garden Wall? Stay tuned as we find out!
Emily Fleming, the alien you are (respectfully) #goodmythicalevening
October 24, 2025 at 2:29 AM
Emily Fleming, the alien you are (respectfully) #goodmythicalevening
Also the lack of consistency in the phantom's character design in the 2004 movie version containing to piss me off
October 13, 2025 at 1:47 AM
Also the lack of consistency in the phantom's character design in the 2004 movie version containing to piss me off
Ian, on the phantom from The Phantom of the Opera (who, yes, I know is named Erik in the book): he's like a yassified HH Holmes
October 13, 2025 at 1:46 AM
Ian, on the phantom from The Phantom of the Opera (who, yes, I know is named Erik in the book): he's like a yassified HH Holmes
Idk if this is going to make sense to anyone else, but the miso soup I just drank cancels out the wheel of brie with honey that I had for First Meal when I realized I hadn't eaten and it was mid-afternoon
September 15, 2025 at 9:16 PM
Idk if this is going to make sense to anyone else, but the miso soup I just drank cancels out the wheel of brie with honey that I had for First Meal when I realized I hadn't eaten and it was mid-afternoon
Sure, the days start coming and they don't stop coming, but if you add a double shot of espresso to a milkshake, that makes the day a little easier.
August 27, 2025 at 7:03 PM
Sure, the days start coming and they don't stop coming, but if you add a double shot of espresso to a milkshake, that makes the day a little easier.
Trying to suss out if the people moving in next door are chill or not. They have, like, seven guitars. That's good, right?
August 16, 2025 at 8:39 PM
Trying to suss out if the people moving in next door are chill or not. They have, like, seven guitars. That's good, right?
I've been thinking of the line "I'm praying for the mighty to fall, else there ain't no use in prayer at all" every day since I've heard it, and I think it changed something in me
August 15, 2025 at 5:12 AM
I've been thinking of the line "I'm praying for the mighty to fall, else there ain't no use in prayer at all" every day since I've heard it, and I think it changed something in me
Also after almost a year, I'm getting back to my sweater. I demand to be cheered and applauded for this.
July 27, 2025 at 2:52 AM
Also after almost a year, I'm getting back to my sweater. I demand to be cheered and applauded for this.
I think I'm gonna go back to my cozy murder roots, time to start Murder, She Wrote as my knitting show.
July 27, 2025 at 2:51 AM
I think I'm gonna go back to my cozy murder roots, time to start Murder, She Wrote as my knitting show.
My therapist called me a sentient This American Life episode, I'm pretty sure that's a compliment, so I'll be riding that like a high all day.
July 9, 2025 at 6:57 PM
My therapist called me a sentient This American Life episode, I'm pretty sure that's a compliment, so I'll be riding that like a high all day.
How can I be paid to get the tattoos I want? Is this why people sell feet pics?
May 27, 2025 at 8:57 PM
How can I be paid to get the tattoos I want? Is this why people sell feet pics?
It's a good book, it's a fine novella, but FUCK now I'm sad
May 14, 2025 at 3:24 AM
It's a good book, it's a fine novella, but FUCK now I'm sad
What is UP with these super short horror novellas being THE ABSOLUTELY MOST depressing things you've ever read like WT ACTUAL FUCK.
Anyways I'm off to read A CUTE QUEER ROMANCE because FUCK.
Anyways I'm off to read A CUTE QUEER ROMANCE because FUCK.
May 14, 2025 at 3:20 AM
What is UP with these super short horror novellas being THE ABSOLUTELY MOST depressing things you've ever read like WT ACTUAL FUCK.
Anyways I'm off to read A CUTE QUEER ROMANCE because FUCK.
Anyways I'm off to read A CUTE QUEER ROMANCE because FUCK.
It's what my derby name and number are hopefully going to be
Explain your @
It’s my burlesque and drag name!
It’s my burlesque and drag name!
explain your @
April 25, 2025 at 4:31 AM
It's what my derby name and number are hopefully going to be
Tomorrow's toddler wrangling is gonna suck, but like, that's tomorrow's problem probably
April 25, 2025 at 4:28 AM
Tomorrow's toddler wrangling is gonna suck, but like, that's tomorrow's problem probably
All I'm saying is if tonight's practice was ON skates, I'd still have skin on my knees...and elbows...and my thumb wouldn't be purple.
April 25, 2025 at 4:26 AM
All I'm saying is if tonight's practice was ON skates, I'd still have skin on my knees...and elbows...and my thumb wouldn't be purple.
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ATTENTION BUCKS COUNTY AND NE PHILLY RESIDENTS, CALL YOUR STATE SENATORS AND SAVE SEPTA
April 10, 2025 at 9:08 PM
ATTENTION BUCKS COUNTY AND NE PHILLY RESIDENTS, CALL YOUR STATE SENATORS AND SAVE SEPTA
Rollercoasters are for people who don't have natural anxiety and need to get that fear artificially. Baby, I don't need a coaster for that thrill, my brain does it *naturally*.
I will ride the tea cups, though, thank you for asking.
I will ride the tea cups, though, thank you for asking.
April 10, 2025 at 9:07 PM
Rollercoasters are for people who don't have natural anxiety and need to get that fear artificially. Baby, I don't need a coaster for that thrill, my brain does it *naturally*.
I will ride the tea cups, though, thank you for asking.
I will ride the tea cups, though, thank you for asking.
I love when women
April 7, 2025 at 12:42 AM
I love when women
I'm gonna start a new chant at AEW Dynasty: we love gymnasts 👏🏻 👏🏻 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻
April 7, 2025 at 12:32 AM
I'm gonna start a new chant at AEW Dynasty: we love gymnasts 👏🏻 👏🏻 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻
Idk why it took me so long to deactivate my twitter account, but like I just did. The past few weeks, the only thing it's been pushing me is weird ass alt right bullshit ANYWAYS, so like... I'm fine.
February 22, 2025 at 4:59 PM
Idk why it took me so long to deactivate my twitter account, but like I just did. The past few weeks, the only thing it's been pushing me is weird ass alt right bullshit ANYWAYS, so like... I'm fine.