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In the original #AnimalCrossing for #GameCube when you start the game you work for Tom Nook as a tutorial and have to wear the Work Uniform. I wish to own this as a t-shirt in real life, but somehow no one has made this item in 25 years of existence...
July 17, 2025 at 8:33 PM
In the original #AnimalCrossing for #GameCube when you start the game you work for Tom Nook as a tutorial and have to wear the Work Uniform. I wish to own this as a t-shirt in real life, but somehow no one has made this item in 25 years of existence...
What can I say? I'm just #betterthanyou
June 24, 2025 at 3:12 PM
What can I say? I'm just #betterthanyou
I just remembered I used this calculator in sixth grade and pissed off my math teacher. I showed her it did all the same things the expensive set did, and made her think I wasn't taking class seriously.
I mean, I wasn't, but that's not why I used this.
And yes, I WAS beaten up by my classmates.
I mean, I wasn't, but that's not why I used this.
And yes, I WAS beaten up by my classmates.
June 5, 2025 at 5:44 AM
I just remembered I used this calculator in sixth grade and pissed off my math teacher. I showed her it did all the same things the expensive set did, and made her think I wasn't taking class seriously.
I mean, I wasn't, but that's not why I used this.
And yes, I WAS beaten up by my classmates.
I mean, I wasn't, but that's not why I used this.
And yes, I WAS beaten up by my classmates.
"Presidential Order to Reopen #Alcatraz Outbid by #SpiritHalloween"
May 6, 2025 at 4:41 PM
"Presidential Order to Reopen #Alcatraz Outbid by #SpiritHalloween"
If you don't #vote you can't complain. #sanrioranking
April 11, 2025 at 7:19 PM
If you don't #vote you can't complain. #sanrioranking
Babe! Get your keys! Sex Scent Wafers are finally on sale!
March 25, 2025 at 9:56 PM
Babe! Get your keys! Sex Scent Wafers are finally on sale!
#MinnieMouse is wild for being a mouse with a pet cat. Imagine if you were the pet of a giant chicken that knows you can never eat her, despite all laws of nature telling you to do so.
February 10, 2025 at 10:20 PM
#MinnieMouse is wild for being a mouse with a pet cat. Imagine if you were the pet of a giant chicken that knows you can never eat her, despite all laws of nature telling you to do so.
You could convince me #MarvelRivals Competitive matchmaking was 75% randos trying to stop people from ranking, and I would believe you.
January 31, 2025 at 5:05 AM
You could convince me #MarvelRivals Competitive matchmaking was 75% randos trying to stop people from ranking, and I would believe you.
In case anyone was confused about where we stand.
January 27, 2025 at 10:03 PM
In case anyone was confused about where we stand.
@marvel kill him again! It'll be *so* funny, I promise!
January 20, 2025 at 6:43 AM
@marvel kill him again! It'll be *so* funny, I promise!
#Hottake No one outside of production needs to know this stuff and audiences are far too involved in the processes of film making. I shouldn't know jack about this movie until it's released.
January 14, 2025 at 7:11 PM
#Hottake No one outside of production needs to know this stuff and audiences are far too involved in the processes of film making. I shouldn't know jack about this movie until it's released.
Best I can do on short notice.
January 3, 2025 at 2:43 PM
Best I can do on short notice.
December 31, 2024 at 9:51 PM
#FiveWordComicReview
Chills. Mastery of comicbook medium. 🫠
Chills. Mastery of comicbook medium. 🫠
December 29, 2024 at 7:52 AM
#FiveWordComicReview
Chills. Mastery of comicbook medium. 🫠
Chills. Mastery of comicbook medium. 🫠
If I wasn't the *PERFECT* Politician, would I be out here "kissing" these "babies"? I think not.
December 26, 2024 at 7:08 PM
If I wasn't the *PERFECT* Politician, would I be out here "kissing" these "babies"? I think not.
Petition to replace all atms with Mr. Munch Ticket Counters from #ChuckECheese
December 24, 2024 at 5:16 AM
Petition to replace all atms with Mr. Munch Ticket Counters from #ChuckECheese
Does this mean I am the #1 Enderman Huckleberry fan?
#spotifywrapped
#spotifywrapped
December 5, 2024 at 3:04 AM
Does this mean I am the #1 Enderman Huckleberry fan?
#spotifywrapped
#spotifywrapped
I genuinely don't think there is a #Nintendo character I would love to shoot into the sun more than #LouiePikmin...
November 25, 2024 at 1:18 AM
I genuinely don't think there is a #Nintendo character I would love to shoot into the sun more than #LouiePikmin...
Weebs try to convince you their waifu is chill and is actually 500 years old.
Their waifu:
Their waifu:
November 25, 2024 at 1:09 AM
Weebs try to convince you their waifu is chill and is actually 500 years old.
Their waifu:
Their waifu:
The worst part of no one reading our #webtoon is that no one will know how truly dark we got to make a very goofy looking Calendar Man... #batsandrubin
November 25, 2024 at 1:05 AM
The worst part of no one reading our #webtoon is that no one will know how truly dark we got to make a very goofy looking Calendar Man... #batsandrubin
Someone make a metal mold for Postokens from Postopia.com. I would love to hold a real fake defunct currency from the cereal realm...
November 25, 2024 at 1:03 AM
Someone make a metal mold for Postokens from Postopia.com. I would love to hold a real fake defunct currency from the cereal realm...