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Everyone always writes the "two of us but only one bed" #trope, but why does no one ever writer the two of us and three beds trope?
"Where do I put my suitcase?!"
"I can't get to the bathroom or closet!"
"Where do I put my suitcase?!"
"I can't get to the bathroom or closet!"
November 2, 2025 at 3:44 AM
Everyone always writes the "two of us but only one bed" #trope, but why does no one ever writer the two of us and three beds trope?
"Where do I put my suitcase?!"
"I can't get to the bathroom or closet!"
"Where do I put my suitcase?!"
"I can't get to the bathroom or closet!"
Advertising Campaign That Never Existed:
When #Nickelodeon took #Rugrats /All Grown Up off the air they have a biker come out on camera with a fresh tattoo that says "No Rugrats" with Chucky above it. Then when they rebooted it, they have the biker come back with the "No" lasered off.
When #Nickelodeon took #Rugrats /All Grown Up off the air they have a biker come out on camera with a fresh tattoo that says "No Rugrats" with Chucky above it. Then when they rebooted it, they have the biker come back with the "No" lasered off.
October 17, 2025 at 11:16 PM
Advertising Campaign That Never Existed:
When #Nickelodeon took #Rugrats /All Grown Up off the air they have a biker come out on camera with a fresh tattoo that says "No Rugrats" with Chucky above it. Then when they rebooted it, they have the biker come back with the "No" lasered off.
When #Nickelodeon took #Rugrats /All Grown Up off the air they have a biker come out on camera with a fresh tattoo that says "No Rugrats" with Chucky above it. Then when they rebooted it, they have the biker come back with the "No" lasered off.
In the original #AnimalCrossing for #GameCube when you start the game you work for Tom Nook as a tutorial and have to wear the Work Uniform. I wish to own this as a t-shirt in real life, but somehow no one has made this item in 25 years of existence...
July 17, 2025 at 8:33 PM
In the original #AnimalCrossing for #GameCube when you start the game you work for Tom Nook as a tutorial and have to wear the Work Uniform. I wish to own this as a t-shirt in real life, but somehow no one has made this item in 25 years of existence...
Anyone else have a last name that is ALWAYS mispronounced? Studies say if you struggle, find a fact that is the same for everyone. Like a Social Security number! No matter what your last name, socials have the same amount of numbers. Comment your last name and social to show we ARE all the same!
July 11, 2025 at 3:58 AM
Anyone else have a last name that is ALWAYS mispronounced? Studies say if you struggle, find a fact that is the same for everyone. Like a Social Security number! No matter what your last name, socials have the same amount of numbers. Comment your last name and social to show we ARE all the same!
What can I say? I'm just #betterthanyou
June 24, 2025 at 3:12 PM
What can I say? I'm just #betterthanyou
Just soldered the wires of my cats favorite automatic toy to make it work again and am extremely proud of myself for 1) It working on my first time soldering anything. 2) I didn't burn myself even once!
June 22, 2025 at 7:10 PM
Just soldered the wires of my cats favorite automatic toy to make it work again and am extremely proud of myself for 1) It working on my first time soldering anything. 2) I didn't burn myself even once!
June 15, 2025 at 7:49 AM
I just remembered I used this calculator in sixth grade and pissed off my math teacher. I showed her it did all the same things the expensive set did, and made her think I wasn't taking class seriously.
I mean, I wasn't, but that's not why I used this.
And yes, I WAS beaten up by my classmates.
I mean, I wasn't, but that's not why I used this.
And yes, I WAS beaten up by my classmates.
June 5, 2025 at 5:44 AM
I just remembered I used this calculator in sixth grade and pissed off my math teacher. I showed her it did all the same things the expensive set did, and made her think I wasn't taking class seriously.
I mean, I wasn't, but that's not why I used this.
And yes, I WAS beaten up by my classmates.
I mean, I wasn't, but that's not why I used this.
And yes, I WAS beaten up by my classmates.
#HappyBrendanFraserDay to all who celebrate!
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ALT: a man in a suit and tie is smiling while sitting at a table with glasses .
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May 12, 2025 at 5:15 PM
#HappyBrendanFraserDay to all who celebrate!
"Presidential Order to Reopen #Alcatraz Outbid by #SpiritHalloween"
May 6, 2025 at 4:41 PM
"Presidential Order to Reopen #Alcatraz Outbid by #SpiritHalloween"
How long until the White House has to put out an official statement denying that the vice president of the United States killed the Pope?
April 21, 2025 at 3:22 PM
How long until the White House has to put out an official statement denying that the vice president of the United States killed the Pope?
Can the scientists that brought back the #direwolf do dodos next? It's the only animal I've ever heard of being killed off for being too delicious...
April 18, 2025 at 6:05 PM
Can the scientists that brought back the #direwolf do dodos next? It's the only animal I've ever heard of being killed off for being too delicious...
If you don't #vote you can't complain. #sanrioranking
April 11, 2025 at 7:19 PM
If you don't #vote you can't complain. #sanrioranking
Oh so when *you* have #lordoftherings wedding it's "cute" but when *I* theme mine around #austinpowersgoldmember we suddenly aren't basing our lives off movies from 2002?!
March 31, 2025 at 12:56 PM
Oh so when *you* have #lordoftherings wedding it's "cute" but when *I* theme mine around #austinpowersgoldmember we suddenly aren't basing our lives off movies from 2002?!
Babe! Get your keys! Sex Scent Wafers are finally on sale!
March 25, 2025 at 9:56 PM
Babe! Get your keys! Sex Scent Wafers are finally on sale!
YouTube popped up its AI engine to make me interact. I asked how to remove AI from Youtube. It gave me a link to customer support for AI feedback. I clicked it. No such extension exists. The AI made up a link that doesn't exist about how to provide negative feedback about itself. I hate it here.
March 23, 2025 at 7:20 AM
YouTube popped up its AI engine to make me interact. I asked how to remove AI from Youtube. It gave me a link to customer support for AI feedback. I clicked it. No such extension exists. The AI made up a link that doesn't exist about how to provide negative feedback about itself. I hate it here.
The worst part of no one reading our #webtoon is that no one will know how truly dark we got to make a very goofy looking Calendar Man... #batsandrubin
March 19, 2025 at 5:04 AM
You lie awake thinking about your mistakes. I lie on the floor of a warehouse thinking about that one time I raided a stranger on #twitch and she called me Mayo instead of Mayor... We are not the same.
March 19, 2025 at 4:56 AM
You lie awake thinking about your mistakes. I lie on the floor of a warehouse thinking about that one time I raided a stranger on #twitch and she called me Mayo instead of Mayor... We are not the same.
Do you think with the new #GenAlpha slang #Microsoft regrets renaming Internet Explorer?
March 19, 2025 at 2:52 AM
Do you think with the new #GenAlpha slang #Microsoft regrets renaming Internet Explorer?
When #DollyParton is given sainthood after her passing, will followers make a pilgrimage to Pigeon Forge, Tennessee?
March 6, 2025 at 6:16 PM
When #DollyParton is given sainthood after her passing, will followers make a pilgrimage to Pigeon Forge, Tennessee?
#ExtremeMakeoverHomeEdition is the #Kony2012 of 2000s reality tv...
March 1, 2025 at 8:30 PM
#ExtremeMakeoverHomeEdition is the #Kony2012 of 2000s reality tv...
