Yolk & Oil
@mayonnaisehands.bsky.social
Middle aged single parent of two cats and one husband.
Being reluctantly loved
November 15, 2025 at 11:27 PM
Being reluctantly loved
This little man kills me
November 3, 2025 at 4:59 AM
This little man kills me
If you were ever wondering what being 5'1" at a concert was like, it's like this
September 21, 2025 at 1:11 AM
If you were ever wondering what being 5'1" at a concert was like, it's like this
This description? Automatic DNF
August 27, 2025 at 4:21 AM
This description? Automatic DNF
If this doesn't represent the ferry system, I don't know what does
August 10, 2025 at 11:27 PM
If this doesn't represent the ferry system, I don't know what does
To be a cat that loves the sun
August 9, 2025 at 6:13 PM
To be a cat that loves the sun
Literally what Republicans thought Obama was doing on 9/11
August 9, 2025 at 1:23 AM
Literally what Republicans thought Obama was doing on 9/11
The summer I turned 21 I was a server on the beach in Lake Tahoe for a hotel. One of the 4 CDs we would listen to was Bob Marley's Greatest hits. I also learned that I don't like touching burlap and I smoked out of the coolest bong ever
July 24, 2025 at 3:10 AM
The summer I turned 21 I was a server on the beach in Lake Tahoe for a hotel. One of the 4 CDs we would listen to was Bob Marley's Greatest hits. I also learned that I don't like touching burlap and I smoked out of the coolest bong ever
Know your audience, I guess
July 19, 2025 at 4:22 AM
Know your audience, I guess
I'm just a bread and romance books kind of person.
July 12, 2025 at 3:39 AM
I'm just a bread and romance books kind of person.
I've been a machine today: sourdough discard crackers with everything but the bagel seasoning, focaccia bread (half is garlic confit and rosemary and the other half is mozzarella, basil, sundried tomatoes, and pesto), watermelon aqua fresca, pineapple aqua fresca, and cold brew green tea
June 22, 2025 at 3:12 AM
I've been a machine today: sourdough discard crackers with everything but the bagel seasoning, focaccia bread (half is garlic confit and rosemary and the other half is mozzarella, basil, sundried tomatoes, and pesto), watermelon aqua fresca, pineapple aqua fresca, and cold brew green tea
If you found your 15 year old child drawing tentacle porn, what would you do?
June 20, 2025 at 6:57 PM
If you found your 15 year old child drawing tentacle porn, what would you do?
I am the Head Chef of Fun Drink Summer.
Today's Drink: Limme Water your Palate
Over Ice:
Key Lime La Croix
Watermelon Agua Frescas (blended watermelon and simple syrup)
1 Juiced Lime
Ratio it out to your liking
Today's Drink: Limme Water your Palate
Over Ice:
Key Lime La Croix
Watermelon Agua Frescas (blended watermelon and simple syrup)
1 Juiced Lime
Ratio it out to your liking
June 19, 2025 at 2:23 AM
I am the Head Chef of Fun Drink Summer.
Today's Drink: Limme Water your Palate
Over Ice:
Key Lime La Croix
Watermelon Agua Frescas (blended watermelon and simple syrup)
1 Juiced Lime
Ratio it out to your liking
Today's Drink: Limme Water your Palate
Over Ice:
Key Lime La Croix
Watermelon Agua Frescas (blended watermelon and simple syrup)
1 Juiced Lime
Ratio it out to your liking
Is it really happening?
Huh?
Huh?
June 9, 2025 at 8:12 PM
Is it really happening?
Huh?
Huh?
Today's results from yesterday's labor
June 8, 2025 at 7:42 PM
Today's results from yesterday's labor
Tonight's brainless look
June 6, 2025 at 4:29 AM
Tonight's brainless look
The babes are 10 years old 😻
May 31, 2025 at 6:16 PM
The babes are 10 years old 😻
There was MOLD on the CHEESE and I ate some
May 30, 2025 at 3:16 AM
There was MOLD on the CHEESE and I ate some
My cat has a freckle on his tongue
May 29, 2025 at 1:39 AM
My cat has a freckle on his tongue