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Stickbug Cowboy
@mayonnaise.bsky.social
I’m the voice of reason at the Snapple factory
He/Him
October 18, 2024 at 4:38 AM
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Every screenshot of Threads I've seen is basically

𝐇𝐞𝐢𝐧𝐳
who getting they ketch upped??
8,729 𝘳𝘦𝘱𝘭𝘪𝘦𝘴 · 𝘭𝘪𝘬𝘦𝘥 𝘣𝘺 𝘞𝘦𝘭𝘭𝘴 𝘍𝘢𝘳𝘨𝘰 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘉𝘪𝘭𝘭 𝘊𝘰𝘴𝘣𝘺
July 6, 2023 at 8:23 PM
Can’t find out what other apps people are going to because so many of my daily tweets are taken up by people complaining about their tweets being taken up
July 1, 2023 at 7:17 PM
Boss makes a dollar, I make a dime
That's why I go missing, never to return again, gone for so long that I become a legend they tell to new employees

on company time
June 22, 2023 at 3:41 PM
Reposted by Stickbug Cowboy
When a fresh new batch of homies from twitter follow me on here
June 13, 2023 at 12:21 AM
Bluesky letting people trickle in and then opening the floodgates is hilarious
June 21, 2023 at 11:17 PM
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since so many twitter refugees have joined in the last few days it’s going to be hard to find all the homies, i want this place to thrive and grow so we can eventually leave twitter so please use this post as a hub to leave a reply to help find the homies and friends or make new ones
June 21, 2023 at 11:06 PM
Baja blast is back

I just thought you should know
June 21, 2023 at 10:47 PM