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Saige
@mayofrogfather.bsky.social
I like frogs
she/they
🖤🩶🤍💜
🩷💜💙
I hate talking about them bc that means I’m thinking about them. Which to be honest is less and less all the time. But I still don’t want them to get some sick satisfaction knowing I talk about them (even though I’m told they constantly talk about me -obsessed much?)…Anyways this article sums it up:
i need you to save me.
on friendship, emotional labor, and why i don't talk to you anymore.
open.substack.com
September 28, 2025 at 10:47 PM
If you put on fb marketplace your listing is “free” or “$X” and I go into the description and it’s $X EACH and NOT free?! I’m reporting it for inaccurate description or false advertising bc it’s NOT hard to NOT lie 😭
July 22, 2025 at 8:07 PM
Apparently, the sirens curse malfunction on the same day of opening, and I’ll just say as soon as I saw that coaster and final destination coming out the same year, I knew something was up
June 30, 2025 at 11:56 PM
HECTOR VALENTINO AIRNESTO CONDICIONADO MY BELOVED
This might just become a date everything account cuz like yes I’m ace spec but these voice actors are unearthing my voice acting special interests and omg getting to rizz up Matthew Mercer is amazing. Accidentally found Keith early but so far so good I’m freaking loving it #dateeverything
June 28, 2025 at 11:05 PM
This might just become a date everything account cuz like yes I’m ace spec but these voice actors are unearthing my voice acting special interests and omg getting to rizz up Matthew Mercer is amazing. Accidentally found Keith early but so far so good I’m freaking loving it #dateeverything
June 18, 2025 at 5:36 PM
The amount of time I see "terp" and get excited for some type of interpreter event and it ends up being short for terpENE and not INterpRETER
May 27, 2025 at 7:59 PM
It’s been a year and a day and they’re still quoting Chappell Roan bc she’s popular now even though before they hated my music tastes. First of all it was May, not April but whatever, keep trying to shade me it’s only shooting yourself in the foot cuz everyone knows you’re fake af lmao
May 8, 2025 at 3:06 PM
Not an original thought I'm sure...But is Ketchup technically like a fruit compote or jam? Acid, sugar, fruit...cooked down into a sauce...I mean it's all there
April 22, 2025 at 9:21 PM
I take way too much pride in creating Canva party invites that are literally premade templates with some things shifted around and the details added in
February 22, 2025 at 3:43 PM
Haha jk …unless?
My partner asking me what i want from the store edition
February 17, 2025 at 7:09 PM
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January 28, 2025 at 3:52 PM
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DEI should never be a trend but a necessity. With many companies rolling back in DEI, it shows me that they included inclusive policies because they had to, not because they wanted toa long with profiting off marginalized communities for the performance of equity. #dei #equity #target
January 27, 2025 at 3:52 PM
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The ADULT adults at work: *talking about their kids, their mortgages, etc. etc.*

Me: yeah so I just completed the community center in stardew valley and have crippling anxiety
January 27, 2025 at 2:51 PM
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A protest movement has erupted across Reddit, where dozens of subreddits banned X links to protest Elon Musk.
More than 50 Reddit communities ban X links to protest Musk
The cascade of link bans came after Musk made a hand gesture at a Monday rally that many compared to a Nazi salute, which many cited in their protests, among other things.
www.nbcnews.com
January 23, 2025 at 2:15 AM
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At the same time, 80,000 Germans came together to protest the Neonazis.

www.sueddeutsche.de/projekte/art...
Proteste gegen AfD: Bundesweit mehr als 80 000 Demonstranten gegen rechts
Vor allem in Köln und Berlin gehen Zehntausende Menschen gegen die AfD auf die Straße. Auch Unionskanzlerkandidat Merz bekommt Kritik ab.
www.sueddeutsche.de
January 25, 2025 at 6:59 PM
IMPEACH TRUMP. AGAIN.
www.impeachtrumpagain.org
January 26, 2025 at 2:48 AM
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Losing myself in stardew valley and calling it therapy
January 25, 2025 at 1:52 AM
As an extremely passive/conflict avoidant person w/anxiety, you gotta PUT THAT SHIT AWAY AND CALL PEOPLE OUT. You know how you can’t bother the waitress to get you ketchup, but you can ask the waitress to get your friend some ketchup? THIS IS THE SAME THING ON A MUCH MORE IMPORTANT SCALE. Remember:
January 22, 2025 at 2:11 PM
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Fuck it. I’m ringing the alarm. I’d love to be wrong but I don’t think I will be. Thread of things to do THIS WEEK if you haven’t already:
January 21, 2025 at 6:08 PM
I’d just like to thank the 🍊 for a society where men do not exist 🥰🥰🥰 (for those of you who don’t know ALL fetus present as “female” phenotypically until the 9th week of pregnancy or so when the fetus either will or will not grow “bits”)
January 21, 2025 at 8:09 PM
Hey PSA to idiots out there, sometimes scammers steal numbers and they person doesn’t know their number “called” you. You don’t need to call people back screaming at normal people for spam calling you bc 90% of the time you’re yelling at someone who has no idea. Just block the number and grow tf up
January 21, 2025 at 3:45 PM
Apparently my religious father has been telling my younger siblings that I'm "living in sin" with my bf... little does he know I'm acespec and on SSRIs 😈
January 21, 2025 at 1:42 PM
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The source of my trauma: are you still mad at me for altering your brain chemistry as an infant I thought you got over that
January 21, 2025 at 4:39 AM
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If you ever need to feel safe or call for someone for help don’t hesitate to call these people
November 7, 2024 at 3:06 AM