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kickin it in the snack zone

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mayitneverfalter.bsky.social
why can my sprinkles vote.
photo of a tub of sprinkles with the best before date march 07
November 24, 2025 at 1:02 PM
mayitneverfalter.bsky.social
top screwyounick listener of a day last week is crazy consider i dont even listen to him hes just on one of my favourite guardin songs
screenshot from airbuds app showing i was the top screwyounick (read: screw you nick) listener and the 4th top listener of guardin one day last week
November 23, 2025 at 9:29 PM
mayitneverfalter.bsky.social
found this fucking ancient artifact
screenshot from the Snapchat app of an imagine showing the hastag 'sub2willne (Read: sub to will n e) written three times on a school table at the bottom of the screen theres a pop up bar reading 'leicester, england / 22 may 2017 16:05'
November 18, 2025 at 11:23 AM
mayitneverfalter.bsky.social
and nsfw bonus yap you say?
screenshot of patreon notification reading 'Dan and Phil / New post / Hard Launch Podcast Ep #5 - Phil has been texting his ex + NSFW BONUS YAP!
November 17, 2025 at 6:45 PM
mayitneverfalter.bsky.social
uh oh
screenshot of a pop up style notification on the patreon app saying 'something went wrong' on the left side with a retry button and a cross on the right side
November 16, 2025 at 8:03 PM
mayitneverfalter.bsky.social
I LOVE WALES!!!!! /s
notification from the weather app 'Severe Rain Warning / Near your location / These conditions are expected by 12:00, 14 Nov. (UK Met Office)
November 13, 2025 at 10:39 AM
mayitneverfalter.bsky.social
IM GOING TO FUCKING DIE
November 11, 2025 at 9:50 PM
mayitneverfalter.bsky.social
i fucking love numbers
www.idrlabs.com/intelligence...
November 11, 2025 at 7:48 PM
mayitneverfalter.bsky.social
well that ruined my fun
November 7, 2025 at 4:21 PM
mayitneverfalter.bsky.social
image with a close up of cartoon drawing with huge eyes on the left that fades into black towards the right side on the black side there is text reading 'got that doautsim (read: d o autism but autism is misspelt) - ash @bitofamadone'
November 6, 2025 at 9:28 PM
mayitneverfalter.bsky.social
now i dont know about you but thats not how time works
screenshot from an email saying 'your vinted parcel will be delivered between 17:44 -19:44 photo of a white parcel with my hand covering the shipping label
November 3, 2025 at 3:39 PM
mayitneverfalter.bsky.social
CAT GHOST!!!!
image on a cat-ghost with text at the top saying '[paw print] kitty ghost [paw print]' theres a speach bubble above the cat saying 'meow meow' to the left theres three blobs with text in them 'drained easily' 'seeks little joys' 'cant say no' and to the right three more blobs saying 'shy but weird once close' 'good vibes 'easily touched'
October 24, 2025 at 9:55 PM
mayitneverfalter.bsky.social
brother this is not your home!!! go home!!!!
photo of a grey and white cat laying on white and grey concrete
October 22, 2025 at 3:31 PM
mayitneverfalter.bsky.social
i just got read for fucking filth
screenshot of my whole phone screen (horizontally) showing the dan and phil podcast with a notification from my brother saying 'murder drones has a lot of merch and u are autistic'
October 20, 2025 at 7:56 PM
mayitneverfalter.bsky.social
i did not read that right
t or t candy chaos auction
October 17, 2025 at 11:57 AM
mayitneverfalter.bsky.social
I NEED IT I NEED IT I NEED IT
screenshot of tweet thread regarding dan and phils podcast Daniel Howell only if they are funny and have nothing to promote Ranboo I've been told I'm terrible at promoting so even if I did have something to promote I can guarantee l wouldn't do it
October 16, 2025 at 8:33 PM
mayitneverfalter.bsky.social
i need him to die
screenshot of a tweet thread Daniel Howell yes but maybe also technically just two big birds spooky gnu •2.0 more like oscar the grouch nice try daniel Daniel Howell if i'm phil trash does that mean that phil is the bin what are we implying here
October 15, 2025 at 12:02 PM
mayitneverfalter.bsky.social
IVE EATEN SO MANY M&MS IM GONNA THROW UP
screenshot of dans instagram story where hes posted the post in the bleet below with the caption '💕'
October 14, 2025 at 7:20 PM
mayitneverfalter.bsky.social
I NEED TO BE SHOT!!!! I NEED TO DIE
screenshot of an instagram post from dan and phil with the caption 'just two partners feeling grateful for everybodys thoughtful messages and insane shitposts'
October 14, 2025 at 7:19 PM
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screenshot of whatsapp message 'DAN AND PHIL ARE GAY BOYFRIENDS'
October 14, 2025 at 1:27 PM
mayitneverfalter.bsky.social
LMFAOOOOO
screenshot of james marriot tweet 'dont get any ideas'
October 13, 2025 at 9:10 PM
mayitneverfalter.bsky.social
i hate them
screenshot from twitter daniel howell IS PHAN REAL? one of the biggest conspiracies in the history of the internet - we're gonna talk about it youtu.be/Cxe_YMJ4nUs ranboo Haven't watched the video but i'm going to guess no
October 13, 2025 at 8:37 PM
mayitneverfalter.bsky.social
peace and love fuck off and die
screenshot of phil lester tweet 'if youve ever been into dan and phil you might want to be online in an hour or so'
October 13, 2025 at 6:15 PM
mayitneverfalter.bsky.social
ah ha. i found it
October 11, 2025 at 3:36 PM
mayitneverfalter.bsky.social
they call me plane boy
screenshot of whatsapp message '[names scribbled out] are waiting to go to the airport, but they are in a big storm / You can track them'
October 8, 2025 at 2:18 PM