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kickin it in the snack zone

https://mayitneverfalter.straw.page
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aj! 21, he/him+, transqueer, 18+, autistic n chronic yapper

yaps may include
- dan and phil
- will n jim
- jetlag/wendover/hai
- techdiff (+solo)
- post-hyperpop (glaive aldn 2hollis ++)
- emo rap (guardin lil peep idkraeven +)
- leftism + personal posts
love being a house of three because everything comes in packs of four and i eat the extra one! because my aunts wont!
November 27, 2025 at 9:12 PM
my brother sent me a picture of three of them back to back and i was like yeah average [redacted] route experience
my hometown busses are now an ugly green colour wtf
November 25, 2025 at 8:22 PM
my hometown busses are now an ugly green colour wtf
November 25, 2025 at 8:16 PM
why can my sprinkles vote.
November 24, 2025 at 1:02 PM
top screwyounick listener of a day last week is crazy consider i dont even listen to him hes just on one of my favourite guardin songs
November 23, 2025 at 9:29 PM
something so transgender about buffalo check
November 21, 2025 at 8:38 PM
why is the australian broadcasting corporation emailing me how the hell did i end up on that email list
November 21, 2025 at 12:14 AM
just had to unseason my potatoes on account of the fact i accidentally put cinnamon on them instead of paprika
November 20, 2025 at 4:41 PM
JAMES PLAYED THE OTHER SIDE??????
November 18, 2025 at 2:08 PM
found this fucking ancient artifact
November 18, 2025 at 11:23 AM
my toxic trait is that as far as im concerned theres only two kinds of sugar. normal sugar (white granulated) and icing sugar and i refuse to use any other kind
November 18, 2025 at 9:34 AM
and nsfw bonus yap you say?
November 17, 2025 at 6:45 PM
waittt apparantly the guy who produced the jse + valkyrae song also produced some yab songs thats so cool
November 17, 2025 at 10:43 AM
just realised i have like 2 hours of dnp content to watch today. phabulous
November 17, 2025 at 9:19 AM
oh nice the afterpharty streams working hooray
November 16, 2025 at 9:47 PM
'dan and phil are live come join their stream' WELL PATREON ID LOVE TO BUT YOU ARENT WORKING
November 16, 2025 at 8:19 PM
dnp ready to do their stream to an audience of zero
November 16, 2025 at 8:07 PM
uh oh
November 16, 2025 at 8:03 PM
dan and phil are incapable being on time i do believe
November 16, 2025 at 8:02 PM
i just saw a giant pig in blanket in asdas and i have never wanted something more in my life
November 16, 2025 at 12:26 PM
just saw a video of a guy im cardiff canoeing around the city with a sheep in the back of his canoe i love this country so much
November 16, 2025 at 8:24 AM
yay the phlivestream today!!!
November 16, 2025 at 8:21 AM
gig flu. its got my ass. man down man down
November 15, 2025 at 3:48 PM
whilst i appreciate the thought dear aunt i do think my new underwear was a purchase that really couldnt wait a month and a half
we have reached the time of year where everything i buy is met with 'couldve got you that for christmas'
November 14, 2025 at 10:41 PM
we have reached the time of year where everything i buy is met with 'couldve got you that for christmas'
November 14, 2025 at 10:40 PM