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Mayhem's tummy hurts >n<
@mayhemkrog.bsky.social
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Kavu Queen! Nerd, dork, Trans fem gender non conforming mess of a human. DemiOmniSexual BiRomantic She/her/for the bit. Kinda like Green Lanterns and Magic the Gathering i guess
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It's Minotaur Monday and my favorite Is Hurloon Minotaur. Did you know he was a model?
Hurloon Minotaur {1}{R}{R} Creature — Minotaur The minotaurs of the Hurloon Mountains are known for their love of battle. They are also known for their hymns to the dead, sung for friend and foe alike. These hymns can last for days, filling the mountain valleys with their low, haunting sounds. 2/3 Illustrated by Anson Maddocks Hurloon Wrangler {2}{R} Creature — Minotaur Denimwalk (This creature can’t be blocked as long as defending player is wearing denim.) “Nothing comes between me and my Didgeridoos™.” 2/2 Illustrated by Kaja Foglio
November 24, 2025 at 12:42 PM
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How i look at my sexfriend after we fuck
A screen cap from Gachiakuta Ep18 Oh Zap, Totes Legit
November 24, 2025 at 1:34 AM
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draw yourself rn
I'm waking up checking bluesky in bed
Mayhem's perspective this morning. A white beam of light shorts through the window the Christian bathroom door is right there and mayhem is scene from behind with bed head
November 23, 2025 at 3:12 PM
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Here's a challenging one
Horde of Notions {W}{U}{B}{R}{G} Legendary Creature — Elemental Vigilance, trample, haste {W}{U}{B}{R}{G}: You may play target Elemental card from your graveyard without paying its mana cost. Even the oldest treefolk was but an acorn when Lorwyn’s first mysteries were born. 5/5 Illustrated by Adam Rex
November 22, 2025 at 12:37 AM
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Here is one that you might know or like
Capricious Hellraiser {3}{R}{R}{R} Creature — Phyrexian Dragon This spell costs {3} less to cast if you have nine or more cards in your graveyard. Flying When this creature enters, exile three cards at random from your graveyard. Choose a noncreature, nonland card from among them and copy it. You may cast the copy without paying its mana cost. 4/4 Illustrated by Durion
November 21, 2025 at 7:45 PM
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Art prompt: punish go wide strategies
Batwing Brume {1}{W/B} Instant Prevent all combat damage that would be dealt this turn if {W} was spent to cast this spell. Each player loses 1 life for each attacking creature they control if {B} was spent to cast this spell. (Do both if {W}{B} was spent.) Illustrated by Richard Kane Ferguson
November 21, 2025 at 4:32 PM
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You ever look at a card's art and wonder what the prompt was
Magic the gathering card art
November 21, 2025 at 4:11 PM
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I'm more in the center because i have no exes who know the real me. Some of them wouldn't handle it well
A chart indicating the poster is a polycule slutcloud strongly
November 21, 2025 at 12:12 AM
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The thing no one asked for! A selfie post flat tire change
Me after changing a flat tire
November 20, 2025 at 5:29 PM
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I drew you a giant repping the giants
A cloud Giant wearing an XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXL jersey of his favorite sports ball team
November 20, 2025 at 3:06 AM
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Love it when two separate people come to the same conclusion.

@tirkarokujo.itch.io & @evanpalmercomics.com
Tirk @tirkarokujo.itch.io and Evan Palmer @evanpalmercomics.com both having trouble drawing wings
November 19, 2025 at 5:25 AM
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If you think magic hadn't jumped the shark this card kinda proves you wrong. It's one IP dressed up as a different IP in a third IP.
White Fatalis, Ancestral Dragon {2}{W}{U}{B}{R}{G} Also known as Tiamat Legendary Creature — Dragon God Flying When Tiamat enters, if you cast it, search your library for up to five Dragon cards not named Tiamat that each have different names, reveal them, put them into your hand, then shuffle. “My children will rule over all!” 7/7 Illustrated by Cosme Lucero
November 19, 2025 at 3:06 AM
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It's so normal it doesn't even attack
Aegis Turtle {U} Creature — Turtle “The endurance of the ancient turtles in a land so harsh makes a strong case for patience, tranquility, and composure.” —Gavi, nest warden 0/5 Illustrated by Milivoj Ćeran
November 18, 2025 at 3:58 AM
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So far I've had three memorable rebirths and Jeska is goals
Jeska, Thrice Reborn {2}{R} Legendary Planeswalker — Jeska Jeska enters with a loyalty counter on her for each time you’ve cast a commander from the command zone this game. 0: Choose target creature. Until your next turn, if that creature would deal combat damage to one of your opponents, it deals triple that damage to that player instead. −X: Jeska deals X damage to each of up to three targets. Jeska, Thrice Reborn can be your commander. Partner Loyalty: 0 Illustrated by Yongjae Choi
November 15, 2025 at 8:42 PM
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Here's your handle
Leg dot (Green) egg
November 15, 2025 at 7:09 PM
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V or narrow snout is gator or caimam. U or wide snout is croc
Showing the differences between alligators and crocodile
November 14, 2025 at 7:58 PM
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There is a big answer then there is everything else
Gigantosaurus {G}{G}{G}{G}{G} Creature — Dinosaur 10/10 Illustrated by Loïc Canavaggia
November 14, 2025 at 7:47 PM
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Was watching Korra the other day and thought of @trash-artificer.bsky.social when the kaiju fight happened.
Spirit Avatar Korra throwing Dark Avatar Unalaq
November 14, 2025 at 4:13 PM
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Saw the meme generator and had a magic the gathering idea beat me up until i made and posted it.
Turn 1 in a greenX deck with no turn 1 plays
November 14, 2025 at 3:04 AM
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Have you thought of wearing a shaving bib to catch the cards
A shaving bib useful for shaving facial hair or catching food or magic cards when shuffling
November 12, 2025 at 3:05 AM
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The woman giant from Hilda
Illus is a giantess seen in the graphic novels, animated series and Hilda Tie-In Series
November 11, 2025 at 11:34 AM
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She looks like an vidoe game character
@onionbug.bsky.social 's picture of @ma-8.bsky.social inverted
November 11, 2025 at 1:32 AM
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I liked your photo so much I did a little tweak. I'm so happy you have each other
@ma-8.bsky.social 's photo of @onionbug.bsky.social
November 11, 2025 at 12:15 AM
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Communism is Pansexualism
Pansexual Communist Flag
November 10, 2025 at 3:29 AM
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My Gut(tural) Response is I dunno anti-blue counter spell?
Guttural Response {R/G} Instant Counter target blue instant spell. Wort had a raiding-bellow that could shatter steel, melt auras, and slice countermagic in half. Illustrated by Matt Cavotta
November 8, 2025 at 8:01 PM