Mayhem's tummy hurts >n<
@mayhemkrog.bsky.social
Kavu Queen! Nerd, dork, Trans fem gender non conforming mess of a human. DemiOmniSexual BiRomantic She/her/for the bit. Kinda like Green Lanterns and Magic the Gathering i guess
Pinned
a man is crying with water dripping from his eyes .
Alt: a man is crying with water dripping from his eyes .
media.tenor.com
The people who are my mutuals on here mean so much to me. I know I'm a strange hermit since we never socialize but they make life worth it.
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Great engineering minds are hard at work
November 24, 2025 at 4:53 AM
Great engineering minds are hard at work
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How i look at my sexfriend after we fuck
November 24, 2025 at 1:34 AM
How i look at my sexfriend after we fuck
But it's a sexy grease fire
November 24, 2025 at 12:34 AM
But it's a sexy grease fire
Kavu Queen 3RG
Legendary Creature - Kavu Noble
Your deck may only play any basic lands
Tap 3 Kavu: create a */* kavu token creature with domain equal to it's power & toughness
6/7
Legendary Creature - Kavu Noble
Your deck may only play any basic lands
Tap 3 Kavu: create a */* kavu token creature with domain equal to it's power & toughness
6/7
If you were a Magic card, what would it look like?
Father of Runes - W
Creature - Human Cleric 1/1
When a creature you control enters, create a food token.
When a creature you control LTB, you may sacrifice an artifact. If you do, put a +1/+1 counter on ~.
Dad, I’m hungry. Hi, Hungry, I’m Dad.
Creature - Human Cleric 1/1
When a creature you control enters, create a food token.
When a creature you control LTB, you may sacrifice an artifact. If you do, put a +1/+1 counter on ~.
Dad, I’m hungry. Hi, Hungry, I’m Dad.
November 23, 2025 at 6:14 PM
Kavu Queen 3RG
Legendary Creature - Kavu Noble
Your deck may only play any basic lands
Tap 3 Kavu: create a */* kavu token creature with domain equal to it's power & toughness
6/7
Legendary Creature - Kavu Noble
Your deck may only play any basic lands
Tap 3 Kavu: create a */* kavu token creature with domain equal to it's power & toughness
6/7
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We have a HATTY 🗣️
Taylor Girard netted 3️⃣ last night against Ottawa, marking the first hat trick of the season and the first of her professional career!
Taylor Girard netted 3️⃣ last night against Ottawa, marking the first hat trick of the season and the first of her professional career!
November 23, 2025 at 3:55 PM
We have a HATTY 🗣️
Taylor Girard netted 3️⃣ last night against Ottawa, marking the first hat trick of the season and the first of her professional career!
Taylor Girard netted 3️⃣ last night against Ottawa, marking the first hat trick of the season and the first of her professional career!
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A suitable nickname would be Elon '88' (deaths per hour). And that's just from the DOGE cuts, it doesn't include his deathbox vehicles.
November 23, 2025 at 4:08 PM
A suitable nickname would be Elon '88' (deaths per hour). And that's just from the DOGE cuts, it doesn't include his deathbox vehicles.
Quote with a robot that isn't from Star wars, Star Trek, Doctor Who, or Transformers.
November 23, 2025 at 4:11 PM
Quote with a robot that isn't from Star wars, Star Trek, Doctor Who, or Transformers.
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with alt text!
November 23, 2025 at 2:31 PM
with alt text!
draw yourself rn
I'm waking up checking bluesky in bed
I'm waking up checking bluesky in bed
November 23, 2025 at 3:12 PM
draw yourself rn
I'm waking up checking bluesky in bed
I'm waking up checking bluesky in bed
Planes as cities:
Avishkar is Atlanta
Kamigawa is Chicago
Ravnica is New York
Capenna is Chicago
Dominaria is Houston
Innistrad is Minneapolis
Mirrodin is Seattle
Lorwyn is Miami
Alara is Kansas City
Zendikar is Denver
Tarkir is Boston
Ixalan is Nashville
EoE is Honolulu
Amonket is Vegas
Avishkar is Atlanta
Kamigawa is Chicago
Ravnica is New York
Capenna is Chicago
Dominaria is Houston
Innistrad is Minneapolis
Mirrodin is Seattle
Lorwyn is Miami
Alara is Kansas City
Zendikar is Denver
Tarkir is Boston
Ixalan is Nashville
EoE is Honolulu
Amonket is Vegas
November 23, 2025 at 1:31 AM
Planes as cities:
Avishkar is Atlanta
Kamigawa is Chicago
Ravnica is New York
Capenna is Chicago
Dominaria is Houston
Innistrad is Minneapolis
Mirrodin is Seattle
Lorwyn is Miami
Alara is Kansas City
Zendikar is Denver
Tarkir is Boston
Ixalan is Nashville
EoE is Honolulu
Amonket is Vegas
Avishkar is Atlanta
Kamigawa is Chicago
Ravnica is New York
Capenna is Chicago
Dominaria is Houston
Innistrad is Minneapolis
Mirrodin is Seattle
Lorwyn is Miami
Alara is Kansas City
Zendikar is Denver
Tarkir is Boston
Ixalan is Nashville
EoE is Honolulu
Amonket is Vegas
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Did you know that big studios monitor piracy? Don't you fucking dare pirate this shit. Do not hate watch through piracy. JK Rowling is a disgusting human being that funds and encourages the hurt, pain and death of my fellow trans peers.
Support media that actually deserves our time and money.
Support media that actually deserves our time and money.
HBO CEO Casey Bloys says 'HARRY POTTER' Season 2 is already being written
"We’re going to do whatever we can to not have a huge gap, for the kids, obviously, but also for viewers"
"We’re going to do whatever we can to not have a huge gap, for the kids, obviously, but also for viewers"
November 21, 2025 at 8:59 PM
Did you know that big studios monitor piracy? Don't you fucking dare pirate this shit. Do not hate watch through piracy. JK Rowling is a disgusting human being that funds and encourages the hurt, pain and death of my fellow trans peers.
Support media that actually deserves our time and money.
Support media that actually deserves our time and money.
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Quote with a robot that isn't from Star Wars, Star Trek, Doctor Who, or Transformers.
November 22, 2025 at 1:48 PM
Quote with a robot that isn't from Star Wars, Star Trek, Doctor Who, or Transformers.
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Consider: Kissing girls
November 22, 2025 at 11:41 AM
Consider: Kissing girls
Best hockey league has returned
Ladies and gentleman, the first-ever Seattle Torrent goal 🥹
November 22, 2025 at 3:58 AM
Best hockey league has returned
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ourovoreos
November 22, 2025 at 12:33 AM
ourovoreos
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if youre trans and youre struggling to justify why you as a person should be allowed to take up space in the universe just consider that by your sheer existence you make a lot of the worst people on earth mad enough that they will die early deaths from stress. so thats a p good reason
November 21, 2025 at 1:37 AM
if youre trans and youre struggling to justify why you as a person should be allowed to take up space in the universe just consider that by your sheer existence you make a lot of the worst people on earth mad enough that they will die early deaths from stress. so thats a p good reason
You ever look at a card's art and wonder what the prompt was
November 21, 2025 at 4:11 PM
You ever look at a card's art and wonder what the prompt was
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It's trans day of remembrance/visibility.
@clovermtg.bsky.social is a Magic the Gathering format created and managed by trans women for everyone.
Please help us spread the word and try it for yourself!
60 card decks.
All uncommon.
Your Lucky Clover is 4 copies of one card.
See full rules below.
@clovermtg.bsky.social is a Magic the Gathering format created and managed by trans women for everyone.
Please help us spread the word and try it for yourself!
60 card decks.
All uncommon.
Your Lucky Clover is 4 copies of one card.
See full rules below.
November 20, 2025 at 10:02 PM
It's trans day of remembrance/visibility.
@clovermtg.bsky.social is a Magic the Gathering format created and managed by trans women for everyone.
Please help us spread the word and try it for yourself!
60 card decks.
All uncommon.
Your Lucky Clover is 4 copies of one card.
See full rules below.
@clovermtg.bsky.social is a Magic the Gathering format created and managed by trans women for everyone.
Please help us spread the word and try it for yourself!
60 card decks.
All uncommon.
Your Lucky Clover is 4 copies of one card.
See full rules below.
The thing no one asked for! A selfie post flat tire change
November 20, 2025 at 5:29 PM
The thing no one asked for! A selfie post flat tire change
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Good morning chat, you know what day it is.
November 20, 2025 at 11:31 AM
Good morning chat, you know what day it is.
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Light a candle.
Light a bonfire.
Light a fuse...
Light this fucking world on fire.
Light a bonfire.
Light a fuse...
Light this fucking world on fire.
November 20, 2025 at 11:39 AM
Light a candle.
Light a bonfire.
Light a fuse...
Light this fucking world on fire.
Light a bonfire.
Light a fuse...
Light this fucking world on fire.