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⚔️ Evie ⚔️
@maybnpurgatory.bsky.social
* 39 * she/they * random ramblings *
14yrs married, almost 18yrs total together. The only one in the world willing to tolerate my bullshit on a daily basis and call it endearing. My favorite dork, my rock, the rational voice to my insanity, my hunbun. Love you pooks! 🖤🖤🖤
December 2, 2025 at 4:01 AM
Been repeat basically all week it scratches my brain just right
November 29, 2025 at 8:59 PM
Me at work on a near daily basis
November 11, 2025 at 10:25 PM
The gif is wrong
October 27, 2025 at 9:32 PM
Post a pic of you in glasses
October 24, 2025 at 7:35 AM
I'll be sitting in hell like
October 10, 2025 at 9:40 PM
Well... It's not wrong 🤣🤣🤣
October 9, 2025 at 4:49 AM
No new pictures, where are you at mentally?
September 21, 2025 at 11:06 AM
House is ✨️clean and organized ✨️(ignore the dishes I'll get to em after dinner) Jeeps is having a blast laying on all the freshly cleaned furniture and spreading her fur everywhere
September 15, 2025 at 12:43 AM
I also found these beauties and in the same stall and im so excited!
August 16, 2025 at 6:05 PM
Found this at my local antique mall
August 16, 2025 at 5:57 PM
June 7, 2025 at 2:03 AM
"Inflation isn't that bad."

Oh yeah Becky. You sure about that?
March 4, 2025 at 7:21 PM
Yeah baby! ⚔️
February 19, 2025 at 9:29 PM
Got some snow days. It's rare for us to get snow, and it's usually nothing more than a light dusting that never sticks.
January 22, 2025 at 10:26 PM
Show a picture you took that makes you laugh every time you see it
December 22, 2024 at 12:08 AM
Lady Jeepers of House Lochley, Grand Duchess of the Recliner, Huntress of the Meanace of Ceader Woods, Sounder of Feeding Time, Heir to the Throne of Woods of Summer, Defender of the Lands, The Eepist of Princesses
December 17, 2024 at 11:38 PM
Found on Facebook and I'm dying at "whisper screaming about how the moon doesn't text back" 😂😂😂
December 17, 2024 at 12:22 AM
Quote this with the last song you listened to
December 7, 2024 at 2:38 AM
Wasn't expecting Maiah to be there but the rest tracks
December 4, 2024 at 6:40 PM
I love them. Now they need to address the novel resell listing's that were going for over $1k on presale day.
November 15, 2024 at 11:38 PM
No cheating! What song are you listening to right now?
November 15, 2024 at 3:31 AM
November 14, 2024 at 6:57 PM
If you see this post a concert pic you took!

All my Sleep Token pics came out making them look like cyrptids and honestly that's so on brand for Vessel
November 11, 2024 at 8:16 PM
Hello. Do you have a moment to talk about our queens, Espera?
November 10, 2024 at 9:14 PM