⚔️ Evie ⚔️
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⚔️ Evie ⚔️
@maybnpurgatory.bsky.social
· Oct 18
New social, new get to know me, I guess:
Name: Evie
Age: 38
Sign: Leo
Likes: Music, witchy stuff, coffee, cats, axolotls, writing
Lives in: A constant state of exhaustion
I don't know at this point y'all. Don't be an ass.
Name: Evie
Age: 38
Sign: Leo
Likes: Music, witchy stuff, coffee, cats, axolotls, writing
Lives in: A constant state of exhaustion
I don't know at this point y'all. Don't be an ass.
A day will come when the conservative party will be talked about in history books and looked at by the masses with the same disgust as Hitler is. And there will still be people that will idolize it. We truly do live in the worst timeline.
December 2, 2025 at 5:25 PM
A day will come when the conservative party will be talked about in history books and looked at by the masses with the same disgust as Hitler is. And there will still be people that will idolize it. We truly do live in the worst timeline.
14yrs married, almost 18yrs total together. The only one in the world willing to tolerate my bullshit on a daily basis and call it endearing. My favorite dork, my rock, the rational voice to my insanity, my hunbun. Love you pooks! 🖤🖤🖤
December 2, 2025 at 4:01 AM
14yrs married, almost 18yrs total together. The only one in the world willing to tolerate my bullshit on a daily basis and call it endearing. My favorite dork, my rock, the rational voice to my insanity, my hunbun. Love you pooks! 🖤🖤🖤
Been repeat basically all week it scratches my brain just right
November 29, 2025 at 8:59 PM
Been repeat basically all week it scratches my brain just right
I no longer believe it when we're told the dm will swing by the store bc she hasn't been the last 6 times we were told that. The last time we saw the dm was for an audit that we passed. I guess our current dm has decided we don't need constant babysitting. And thank gods for that.
November 25, 2025 at 7:29 PM
I no longer believe it when we're told the dm will swing by the store bc she hasn't been the last 6 times we were told that. The last time we saw the dm was for an audit that we passed. I guess our current dm has decided we don't need constant babysitting. And thank gods for that.
Watching die hard Republicans slowly turn democrat and seeing the look of realization on their face when its pointed out is amazing.
November 21, 2025 at 10:40 PM
Watching die hard Republicans slowly turn democrat and seeing the look of realization on their face when its pointed out is amazing.
Reposted by ⚔️ Evie ⚔️
If you use GMail, AI (Gemini) was turned on yesterday by default and now scans all of your content for machine learning. To turn off, go to Settings>General and scroll down. Uncheck the box for "Smart features."
There's other "Smart" add-ons as well, but that's the one that reads your content.
There's other "Smart" add-ons as well, but that's the one that reads your content.
November 20, 2025 at 5:32 PM
If you use GMail, AI (Gemini) was turned on yesterday by default and now scans all of your content for machine learning. To turn off, go to Settings>General and scroll down. Uncheck the box for "Smart features."
There's other "Smart" add-ons as well, but that's the one that reads your content.
There's other "Smart" add-ons as well, but that's the one that reads your content.
Just something to think about if you believe in reincarnation...
Hitler died in 1945. Trump was born in 1946.
Hitler died in 1945. Trump was born in 1946.
November 17, 2025 at 4:00 AM
Just something to think about if you believe in reincarnation...
Hitler died in 1945. Trump was born in 1946.
Hitler died in 1945. Trump was born in 1946.
Me at work on a near daily basis
November 11, 2025 at 10:25 PM
Me at work on a near daily basis
Donate to your local food banks! People are going hungry. Share from your own pantry those items you have but never fix. Non perishables are needed (must be in date). Snacks are a rare treat. You can fix a meal in a bag using stuff from the dollar tree. DONATE TO YOUR LOCAL FOOD BANKS!!!
November 8, 2025 at 6:32 PM
Donate to your local food banks! People are going hungry. Share from your own pantry those items you have but never fix. Non perishables are needed (must be in date). Snacks are a rare treat. You can fix a meal in a bag using stuff from the dollar tree. DONATE TO YOUR LOCAL FOOD BANKS!!!
Ready to rip my hair out just 2.5 more hrs of this bullshit never become a manager yall its some bullshit they pay you babysit some grown ass kids gonna disappear in the woods and become bog witch scaring the shit outta everyone that sets foot in my bog by making them drink baileys from a shoe
November 6, 2025 at 9:38 PM
Ready to rip my hair out just 2.5 more hrs of this bullshit never become a manager yall its some bullshit they pay you babysit some grown ass kids gonna disappear in the woods and become bog witch scaring the shit outta everyone that sets foot in my bog by making them drink baileys from a shoe
Sees customer coming to the registers from the door with returns. Customer is a Karen. Cracks jokes with her anyways. Says she didnt find what she wanted on survey. I say "hard to find what anyone is looking for when they just walked in" while laughing. Customer gets pissed af. Happy Tuesday yall 🤦🏻♀️
November 4, 2025 at 6:58 PM
Sees customer coming to the registers from the door with returns. Customer is a Karen. Cracks jokes with her anyways. Says she didnt find what she wanted on survey. I say "hard to find what anyone is looking for when they just walked in" while laughing. Customer gets pissed af. Happy Tuesday yall 🤦🏻♀️
Planning a work potluck is like pulling healthy teeth with floss. Everyone complains about being broke, they have no idea what to bring only to bring nothing but desserts, then complain bout there being no real food.
November 3, 2025 at 10:51 PM
Planning a work potluck is like pulling healthy teeth with floss. Everyone complains about being broke, they have no idea what to bring only to bring nothing but desserts, then complain bout there being no real food.
Blessed Samhain! Been between taking my other mother to doctors appts and work all day but had fun passing out candy to the kidlings
November 1, 2025 at 2:24 AM
Blessed Samhain! Been between taking my other mother to doctors appts and work all day but had fun passing out candy to the kidlings
Change one letter, ruin a candy
Jork Peppermint Patty
Jork Peppermint Patty
Change one letter, ruin a candy
Shittles
Shittles
Change one letter, ruin a candy
Sharties
Sharties
October 31, 2025 at 12:16 AM
Change one letter, ruin a candy
Jork Peppermint Patty
Jork Peppermint Patty
Highend store shopper - house trained, indoor only animals
Target shopper - house trained, allowed outside, doesn't always need leash
Walmart shoppers - indoor and outdoor if on leash
Dollar store shopper - feral animals adjusting to human contact
Outlet shoppers - fully feral
Target shopper - house trained, allowed outside, doesn't always need leash
Walmart shoppers - indoor and outdoor if on leash
Dollar store shopper - feral animals adjusting to human contact
Outlet shoppers - fully feral
October 29, 2025 at 9:08 PM
Highend store shopper - house trained, indoor only animals
Target shopper - house trained, allowed outside, doesn't always need leash
Walmart shoppers - indoor and outdoor if on leash
Dollar store shopper - feral animals adjusting to human contact
Outlet shoppers - fully feral
Target shopper - house trained, allowed outside, doesn't always need leash
Walmart shoppers - indoor and outdoor if on leash
Dollar store shopper - feral animals adjusting to human contact
Outlet shoppers - fully feral
The urge to be THAT petty ass bitch is strong. But alas, I am too tired to fall to prey to my whimsy and must ignore the siren's call with great sorrow.
October 29, 2025 at 1:24 AM
The urge to be THAT petty ass bitch is strong. But alas, I am too tired to fall to prey to my whimsy and must ignore the siren's call with great sorrow.
BMTH's Parasite Eve was written during covid about covid (if I'm remembering correctly), but it kinda fits nowadays, too, just in a different way.
October 28, 2025 at 2:29 AM
BMTH's Parasite Eve was written during covid about covid (if I'm remembering correctly), but it kinda fits nowadays, too, just in a different way.
The gif is wrong
October 27, 2025 at 9:32 PM
The gif is wrong
Found out recently my job has been pulling the max allowed out of my paychecks for a 401K I never approved. Just logged into the site to see how much is there expecting maybe a grand. I was wrong... I was SOOOOOOOOOOOO wrong! If they would let me pull 100% of it most of my debts would be cleared.
an elderly man says " too stunned to speak " in front of a sign that says 22
ALT: an elderly man says " too stunned to speak " in front of a sign that says 22
media.tenor.com
October 27, 2025 at 9:31 PM
Found out recently my job has been pulling the max allowed out of my paychecks for a 401K I never approved. Just logged into the site to see how much is there expecting maybe a grand. I was wrong... I was SOOOOOOOOOOOO wrong! If they would let me pull 100% of it most of my debts would be cleared.
Post a pic of you in glasses
October 24, 2025 at 7:35 AM
Post a pic of you in glasses
Just had a coworker tell me I have competition for my gothness bc someone dressed more goth than me interviewed earlier today. Didn't realize being alt was a competition but ok I guess whatever you say 🤷🏻♀️🙄
October 20, 2025 at 8:34 PM
Just had a coworker tell me I have competition for my gothness bc someone dressed more goth than me interviewed earlier today. Didn't realize being alt was a competition but ok I guess whatever you say 🤷🏻♀️🙄
Today's a rare day where I questioned why I'm manager at my job, seeing over more than half of our store, when my input and advice gets thrown out the window and ignored for the convenience of those above me. If you can't trust your team to run things in a manner that benefits both staff and...
October 17, 2025 at 1:01 AM
Today's a rare day where I questioned why I'm manager at my job, seeing over more than half of our store, when my input and advice gets thrown out the window and ignored for the convenience of those above me. If you can't trust your team to run things in a manner that benefits both staff and...
Ya know, bankruptcy is looking better every day compared to the mountain of debt and collections from medical bills and credit cards that had to be used to keep a roof over my head
October 16, 2025 at 8:36 PM
Ya know, bankruptcy is looking better every day compared to the mountain of debt and collections from medical bills and credit cards that had to be used to keep a roof over my head
Sometimes I think about how if a lot internships weren't unpaid I could be in radio instead of retail but experience doesn't pay the bills
October 14, 2025 at 5:45 PM
Sometimes I think about how if a lot internships weren't unpaid I could be in radio instead of retail but experience doesn't pay the bills
Friendly reminder for anyone that needs it:
Don't spread yourself thin for people who call you family but treat you like trash. It's better to be alone than to be surrounded by fake love.
Don't spread yourself thin for people who call you family but treat you like trash. It's better to be alone than to be surrounded by fake love.
October 14, 2025 at 12:07 AM
Friendly reminder for anyone that needs it:
Don't spread yourself thin for people who call you family but treat you like trash. It's better to be alone than to be surrounded by fake love.
Don't spread yourself thin for people who call you family but treat you like trash. It's better to be alone than to be surrounded by fake love.