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community organizing & environmental justice in bayview, sf
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im sorry im sorry im trying to delete it
September 30, 2025 at 7:45 PM
never change, bay area
September 17, 2025 at 4:11 PM
greeted on my morning commute.

not exactly "DERP: ask your network engineer" but it does get the message across.
September 8, 2025 at 2:36 PM
July 26, 2025 at 2:34 PM
which actor's expression will stay with you the rest of your life?
June 26, 2025 at 1:34 AM
You’ve been kidnapped. The characters from the last TV show you watched are trying to rescue you. Who is coming to save you?
June 12, 2025 at 3:55 AM
my ultra niche april fool's gag would be to change the let's encrypt logo to a head of lettuce
April 1, 2025 at 3:45 PM
not helping
March 20, 2025 at 2:11 PM
i give you the upside-clown
January 21, 2025 at 4:44 PM
someone wanna reach out to honda for comment?
January 3, 2025 at 2:57 PM
i finally beat the tiktok ad algorithm gender classifier. i'd tried lots of things, but it would always guess a binary option to show me ads.

but now i've found this magic text string and i no longer get gendered results.
November 21, 2024 at 3:30 AM
was curious, but i can't even tell if the onion has taken over yet. this shit is beyond parody.
November 14, 2024 at 3:03 PM
today microsoft recommended i get better recommendations. rude.
October 23, 2024 at 6:23 PM
progressive, you say?
October 12, 2024 at 6:18 PM
nice
September 16, 2024 at 10:05 PM
wanted to share this on ig, and, well...
September 13, 2024 at 5:15 PM
november, 2022
September 3, 2024 at 3:58 AM
one of those "open app, sigh, close app" moments - don't let your bsky client fool you with a cropped image, see the whole thing.
June 7, 2024 at 3:20 PM
39 and up Bluesky drop a pic with your age

somehow 44
May 31, 2024 at 2:00 PM
May 21, 2024 at 3:35 AM
what's yr sign?
May 12, 2024 at 12:26 AM
i have taught the algorithm that i can be sold mischief
April 29, 2024 at 4:47 PM
you’ve robbed a bank. who’s driving the getaway car?
April 28, 2024 at 2:07 PM
imagine a world where this was actually a thing that would ever happen
April 17, 2024 at 3:06 PM
kiddo’s spent his spring break with me at the office (which he loves).

one of my coworkers has had a usb numpad mounted to their door as if it were a keypad for entry. it successfully foiled his attempts to break in all week.

thus i give you: security through eccentricity.
April 12, 2024 at 10:34 PM