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seems weird but okay
Tale of the toop
September 2, 2025 at 7:41 PM
One empty room with only a fax machine in it

It will cost $86 billion
September 2, 2025 at 7:38 PM
Perhaps some trash bags below that window they were tossing them out of yesterday?
September 2, 2025 at 6:46 PM
Pining for the fjords

(or the Greenland equivalent)
September 2, 2025 at 6:45 PM
Love living in the normalest timeline
September 2, 2025 at 6:38 PM
“Oh shit oh shit why did we think we could pull this off”
September 2, 2025 at 6:37 PM
NYT has fully transitioned into NYT Pitchbot
June 26, 2025 at 12:24 PM
February 16, 2025 at 8:15 AM
Brand it the Sunlight Cabinet
February 13, 2025 at 8:07 PM
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January 15, 2025 at 6:07 PM
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January 13, 2025 at 5:45 PM
It’s Adam and Eve6, not Adam and Steve6
January 1, 2025 at 12:04 AM
HUMANA MAN DO DO DODODO
a couple of pink stuffed animals are standing next to each other
ALT: a couple of pink stuffed animals are standing next to each other
media.tenor.com
December 8, 2024 at 7:55 AM
he thinks they’re going to cut defense spending? What an absolute rube
December 6, 2024 at 5:20 PM
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December 6, 2024 at 12:30 AM
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December 2, 2024 at 7:33 PM
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Really love how "special interest groups demanding unpopular positions" is never, ever billionaires and corporations kneecapping every Dem who tries to do good things, it's always Donna the 53-year-old trans librarian who likes to bake cookies and just wants to live her life.
November 17, 2024 at 3:19 PM
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The pundit & grifter classes are completely dependent on conflict driven engagement to make a living. Fuck their "echo chamber" discourses. I'm not here to participate in a debate club or the marketplace of ideas, I'm here to tell you about a cool bug I saw or whatever else got me through the day.
November 16, 2024 at 7:36 PM