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Maya Johannsen
@maya-johanssen.bsky.social
Interests: Advertising, progressive politics, a little bit of sports (baseball mostly), climate research, music, dogs, trash TV

My friends call me May!

CA ➡️ MO ➡️ NM ➡️ CO ➡️ TX
I’m not sure how this happened but I casually just started crying while listening to this?
June 27, 2025 at 10:37 PM
June 12, 2025 at 9:10 PM
Oh no, my poor pups. I trust the woman who watches them but they’re not build for this 😭
January 5, 2025 at 7:05 PM
Ouch.
December 31, 2024 at 12:41 AM
Spotify is trying to kill me.

open.spotify.com/track/5JBdeo...
December 31, 2024 at 12:40 AM
I am thinking about buying chairs like this as lounge chairs for living room. thoughts?
December 29, 2024 at 9:42 PM
My sis just sent me this song and ommggg I am obsessed
December 29, 2024 at 3:05 AM
December 26, 2024 at 7:29 PM
Ok, one last one. Another haunting bridge. Gracie knows how to get me all in my feels.
December 20, 2024 at 9:21 PM
Exhibit 3:

Hey,
what if I took your call
as more than just a call?
As writing on the walls?
You built this
CAGE
Lost color in my face,
you're fair and I'm insane
Hallucination, shame,
guilt,
pain,
more pain
December 20, 2024 at 7:48 PM
Continuing on my Gracie Abrams bridge belief.

That girl knows how to write about heartbreak and she puts it all in the bridge.
December 20, 2024 at 7:18 PM
I think Gracie Abrams might write the best bridges. This one kills me:

And now I bet you resent all of me, all of it
Angry, blocking me over the internet
Promise I don't forget all of my fault in this
Cause look at me, I'm alone, sitting here, staying home
All of my self-control kinda got difficult
December 20, 2024 at 1:16 AM
The new live album by The National came out last week and it's bringing me back to seeing them in Houston last year!
December 18, 2024 at 9:56 PM
It’s one of those evenings.
December 11, 2024 at 11:59 PM
I think I’ve listened to this song 12x in the airport.
November 27, 2024 at 10:20 PM
No thanks.
November 25, 2024 at 5:10 PM
Happy girl!
November 25, 2024 at 12:34 AM
Finally got sent a picture of Gracie this week! I fostered her over a year ago. The rescue group said she was from Mexico and was flown to Houston and then driven to New Braunfels for adoption. I've never fostered a more insane dog but she looks so happy! I was worried I'd be stuck with her forever.
November 22, 2024 at 10:09 PM
Watching this goober, Gidget this weekend!
November 18, 2024 at 4:22 AM