Maya Johannsen
@maya-johanssen.bsky.social
Interests: Advertising, progressive politics, a little bit of sports (baseball mostly), climate research, music, dogs, trash TV
My friends call me May!
CA ➡️ MO ➡️ NM ➡️ CO ➡️ TX
My friends call me May!
CA ➡️ MO ➡️ NM ➡️ CO ➡️ TX
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Reposted by Maya Johannsen
Need a gif ASAP of Andres Munoz closing his eyes, throwing his glove up blindly, and cracking a smile when he realizes he caught it
October 5, 2025 at 3:22 AM
Need a gif ASAP of Andres Munoz closing his eyes, throwing his glove up blindly, and cracking a smile when he realizes he caught it
I’m beyond sickened by the news from these floods. It’s so, so tragic.
July 5, 2025 at 7:53 PM
I’m beyond sickened by the news from these floods. It’s so, so tragic.
I’m not sure how this happened but I casually just started crying while listening to this?
June 27, 2025 at 10:37 PM
I’m not sure how this happened but I casually just started crying while listening to this?
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why do people talk to chatgpt though, if you want to converse with an infinite number of deranged liars just get a dating app
June 4, 2025 at 5:20 PM
why do people talk to chatgpt though, if you want to converse with an infinite number of deranged liars just get a dating app
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Six people were feared to have died after a small jet they were in flew through dense fog and crashed in a residential San Diego neighborhood Thursday morning, injuring eight others on the ground and damaging 10 homes, officials said.
6 Are Feared Dead After Small Jet Crashes in San Diego
www.nytimes.com
May 23, 2025 at 12:45 AM
Six people were feared to have died after a small jet they were in flew through dense fog and crashed in a residential San Diego neighborhood Thursday morning, injuring eight others on the ground and damaging 10 homes, officials said.
Whose terrible idea was it to stop making curved televisions a thing? My friend has one and it's incredible!
May 22, 2025 at 11:28 PM
Whose terrible idea was it to stop making curved televisions a thing? My friend has one and it's incredible!
I think I’d rather have it be 30 degrees than 95 degrees. It’s brutal here.
May 22, 2025 at 10:33 PM
I think I’d rather have it be 30 degrees than 95 degrees. It’s brutal here.
Oh you know I’m rooting for the Padres tonight! Co-workers aren’t happy about it.
April 18, 2025 at 9:35 PM
Oh you know I’m rooting for the Padres tonight! Co-workers aren’t happy about it.
really on a roll of absolutely needing a couple Amazon orders to come at their expected delivery time and then getting the "delayed in transit" notification and having to return it and scramble to buy the thing I needed in the store like a normal person.
April 2, 2025 at 11:08 PM
really on a roll of absolutely needing a couple Amazon orders to come at their expected delivery time and then getting the "delayed in transit" notification and having to return it and scramble to buy the thing I needed in the store like a normal person.
You can best bet I’m rooting for UCSD tonight!
March 21, 2025 at 2:13 AM
You can best bet I’m rooting for UCSD tonight!
I seriously can't believe we're back to 90 degree weather already. What the fuck!
March 10, 2025 at 10:57 PM
I seriously can't believe we're back to 90 degree weather already. What the fuck!
My dogs always need vet care when the vet is closed 🙃
March 1, 2025 at 2:28 AM
My dogs always need vet care when the vet is closed 🙃
I’m loving Lucy Dacus’ new music! ❤️
February 22, 2025 at 10:12 PM
I’m loving Lucy Dacus’ new music! ❤️
Call Me When You Break Up is a certified™ banger
Call Me When You Break Up (with Gracie Abrams)
Selena Gomez, benny blanco, Gracie Abrams · Call Me When You Break Up (with Gracie Abrams) · Song · 2025
open.spotify.com
February 22, 2025 at 1:03 AM
Call Me When You Break Up is a certified™ banger
Today is my Friday, folks.
February 21, 2025 at 11:16 PM
Today is my Friday, folks.
my dog just ate part of my wall?
February 21, 2025 at 2:28 AM
my dog just ate part of my wall?
Okay, long time no post.
I'm selling a sofa by Knoll in the Austin area for $500. Anyone interested?
I'm selling a sofa by Knoll in the Austin area for $500. Anyone interested?
February 17, 2025 at 3:01 AM
Okay, long time no post.
I'm selling a sofa by Knoll in the Austin area for $500. Anyone interested?
I'm selling a sofa by Knoll in the Austin area for $500. Anyone interested?
Able to now add getting hit by a car to my shitty 2025 list
January 30, 2025 at 1:55 AM
Able to now add getting hit by a car to my shitty 2025 list
I swear to God if it snows im moving
January 21, 2025 at 2:04 AM
I swear to God if it snows im moving
some people have parents who think they can do no wrong and it shows
January 15, 2025 at 12:23 AM
some people have parents who think they can do no wrong and it shows
Adderall is great because I always forget to eat!
January 14, 2025 at 11:19 PM
Adderall is great because I always forget to eat!
I moved to Texas for my job and they just told me I can work remote and out of state if I want. I'm dying.
January 14, 2025 at 10:32 PM
I moved to Texas for my job and they just told me I can work remote and out of state if I want. I'm dying.
what a year it's been lol
January 14, 2025 at 5:25 AM
what a year it's been lol