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Tanski
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Waggish wolf. Canis Doofus Obscuricus. Never learned to bark properly. Pretends to tolerate himself. Late 1980's vintage. Bærk! | Don’t follow me! This means YOU(?).
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“Please turn to page nine and we’ll learn how to knock a woman unconscious with a bicycle.”
Illustration using bicycle as weapon. From ‘Patriot’.
December 10, 2025 at 1:12 AM
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Counter challenge:
December 4, 2025 at 11:12 PM
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My accessories decided to don a thong during a snowstorm. Thanks for not breaking, belt with only 1k miles.
“I’m half the belt I used to be” says my serpentine belt.
December 2, 2025 at 1:47 AM
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“My representations of his memories are also complex modes of activation of my own symbols—those for "primordial" concepts, such as grass, trees, snow, sky, clouds, and so on. These are concepts which I must assume are represented in him "identically" to the way they are in me. I must also assume a similar representation in him of even more primordial notions: the experiences of gravity, breathing, fatigue, color, and so forth. Less primordial but perhaps a nearly universal human quality is the enjoyment of reaching a summit and seeing a view. Therefore, the intricate processes in my brain which are responsible for this enjoyment can be taken over directly by the friend-subsystem without much loss of fidelity.” Page 386 GEB
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“Any one urinating in this area will be discharged “
September 29, 2025 at 11:01 PM
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Caught my eye while scrubbing my way through a 20 minute urbex video. The camera person whispers “colon three”.

:3
September 28, 2025 at 1:25 PM
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Really digging sicklyhypno’s work.
Now I want ice cream.
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September 27, 2025 at 10:45 PM
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Ah there it is.
Bob Drake will always have a special place in my horny heart.
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September 23, 2025 at 12:42 AM
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Geez the world is a confusing place.

*laughs and screams in various levels of hysteria*
September 6, 2025 at 6:16 PM
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…shame me!
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Snake “Wolf” Plissken
(Escape from New Awoo?)
September 2, 2025 at 1:22 AM
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Look, sir. Furries!
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These uniforms fucking rock.
(Planet of the Vampires)
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