Tanski
@maxxwoof.uwu.codes
Waggish wolf. Canis Doofus Obscuricus. Never learned to bark properly. Pretends to tolerate himself. Late 1980's vintage. Bærk! | Don’t follow me! This means YOU(?).
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Tanski
@maxxwoof.uwu.codes
· Jun 28
What are you doing here…?
Well, hi. I’m Tanski. Pronounced like getting a tan while skiing.
Just a weird internet wolf who is here to:
* blabber nonsensically
* watch other internet animals
* enjoy art, most of which is horny
* …?
Usually tame except when not. You’ve been warned.
Well, hi. I’m Tanski. Pronounced like getting a tan while skiing.
Just a weird internet wolf who is here to:
* blabber nonsensically
* watch other internet animals
* enjoy art, most of which is horny
* …?
Usually tame except when not. You’ve been warned.
“Please turn to page nine and we’ll learn how to knock a woman unconscious with a bicycle.”
December 10, 2025 at 1:12 AM
“Please turn to page nine and we’ll learn how to knock a woman unconscious with a bicycle.”
*contemplates his boner bone*
December 9, 2025 at 8:45 PM
*contemplates his boner bone*
You ever just stop and think…?
Nah, me neither.
Nah, me neither.
December 8, 2025 at 11:52 PM
You ever just stop and think…?
Nah, me neither.
Nah, me neither.
Reposted by Tanski
“So stick out your can -
‘Cuz I’m the garbage maaan”
-Lux
‘Cuz I’m the garbage maaan”
-Lux
December 8, 2025 at 1:58 PM
“So stick out your can -
‘Cuz I’m the garbage maaan”
-Lux
‘Cuz I’m the garbage maaan”
-Lux
“A Confederacy of Dunces” as a furry animated full length movie.
December 7, 2025 at 11:54 PM
“A Confederacy of Dunces” as a furry animated full length movie.
*shares a room with Roger the Dog Man at the Overlook*
December 7, 2025 at 10:26 PM
*shares a room with Roger the Dog Man at the Overlook*
Dreams are weird when you’re fighting off sickness:
Had a dream where I was practicing my golf swing. My dad came out of the garage behind me and said something annoying, but I woke up before whacking him with my golf club.
I don’t play golf and haven’t seen him in like twenty years.
Had a dream where I was practicing my golf swing. My dad came out of the garage behind me and said something annoying, but I woke up before whacking him with my golf club.
I don’t play golf and haven’t seen him in like twenty years.
December 7, 2025 at 2:14 PM
Dreams are weird when you’re fighting off sickness:
Had a dream where I was practicing my golf swing. My dad came out of the garage behind me and said something annoying, but I woke up before whacking him with my golf club.
I don’t play golf and haven’t seen him in like twenty years.
Had a dream where I was practicing my golf swing. My dad came out of the garage behind me and said something annoying, but I woke up before whacking him with my golf club.
I don’t play golf and haven’t seen him in like twenty years.
I wonder how much lead is in my brain. I wasn’t always so dumb.
*eats another PbJ sammich*
*eats another PbJ sammich*
December 7, 2025 at 2:08 PM
I wonder how much lead is in my brain. I wasn’t always so dumb.
*eats another PbJ sammich*
*eats another PbJ sammich*
I want a remake of the EdgeMaster commercial but with furries.
All the work is in the edging!
youtu.be/vLnvrYgKo4o?...
All the work is in the edging!
youtu.be/vLnvrYgKo4o?...
Edge Master (2001)
YouTube video by PastMeetsPresent
youtu.be
December 6, 2025 at 1:33 AM
I want a remake of the EdgeMaster commercial but with furries.
All the work is in the edging!
youtu.be/vLnvrYgKo4o?...
All the work is in the edging!
youtu.be/vLnvrYgKo4o?...
*replaces your pubic hair with the fake plastic grass used in to-go sushi*
December 4, 2025 at 5:07 PM
*replaces your pubic hair with the fake plastic grass used in to-go sushi*
< head full of nothing
December 4, 2025 at 1:37 PM
< head full of nothing
Loose lips sink ships.
Loose stools, however…
Loose stools, however…
December 3, 2025 at 4:57 PM
Loose lips sink ships.
Loose stools, however…
Loose stools, however…
My accessories decided to don a thong during a snowstorm. Thanks for not breaking, belt with only 1k miles.
December 2, 2025 at 1:47 AM
My accessories decided to don a thong during a snowstorm. Thanks for not breaking, belt with only 1k miles.
“Dagobah…
…Dagobah…. systehhhm”
*farts, then freezes to death*
…Dagobah…. systehhhm”
*farts, then freezes to death*
November 30, 2025 at 7:26 AM
“Dagobah…
…Dagobah…. systehhhm”
*farts, then freezes to death*
…Dagobah…. systehhhm”
*farts, then freezes to death*
How a Microchip works
YouTube video by WVW
youtu.be
November 29, 2025 at 12:42 AM
House Music and wonky EDM fixes me. Or maybe it just feeds the gremlin.
< Gremlin says: “It’s possible I’m a terrible person.” and continues shaking his booty and repeating “my titties my titties”. >
< Gremlin says: “It’s possible I’m a terrible person.” and continues shaking his booty and repeating “my titties my titties”. >
November 28, 2025 at 11:38 PM
House Music and wonky EDM fixes me. Or maybe it just feeds the gremlin.
< Gremlin says: “It’s possible I’m a terrible person.” and continues shaking his booty and repeating “my titties my titties”. >
< Gremlin says: “It’s possible I’m a terrible person.” and continues shaking his booty and repeating “my titties my titties”. >
Rusty Nail breaks the silence and whispers “nebulous reward pathways.” Pink noise squirts.
November 28, 2025 at 11:30 PM
Rusty Nail breaks the silence and whispers “nebulous reward pathways.” Pink noise squirts.
“Huh? What? Right, uh
Huh? What? Right, uh
What else in the Teaches of Peaches?
Like Sex on the Beaches, what?
Right, uh”
-Peaches
Huh? What? Right, uh
What else in the Teaches of Peaches?
Like Sex on the Beaches, what?
Right, uh”
-Peaches
November 28, 2025 at 11:22 PM
“Huh? What? Right, uh
Huh? What? Right, uh
What else in the Teaches of Peaches?
Like Sex on the Beaches, what?
Right, uh”
-Peaches
Huh? What? Right, uh
What else in the Teaches of Peaches?
Like Sex on the Beaches, what?
Right, uh”
-Peaches
“I get in the car and I play wonky ass music. I need wonky woo woo wubby music. I want some shit that goes wahWah!”
on.soundcloud.com/EJJDHmAgGfvc...
on.soundcloud.com/EJJDHmAgGfvc...
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November 28, 2025 at 11:10 PM
“I get in the car and I play wonky ass music. I need wonky woo woo wubby music. I want some shit that goes wahWah!”
on.soundcloud.com/EJJDHmAgGfvc...
on.soundcloud.com/EJJDHmAgGfvc...
Had a dream where a tiny green fox cuddled up in my lap. It had yellow and blue fur which made it look green. Made some silly noises. Such cute.
November 28, 2025 at 10:38 PM
Had a dream where a tiny green fox cuddled up in my lap. It had yellow and blue fur which made it look green. Made some silly noises. Such cute.
Had a dream about going to a psychiatrist but her office was her candle lit bathroom. The bathtub was filled with pillows and frilly blankets that looked like bubbles. I got in the tub and drank sparkling wine.
November 27, 2025 at 2:33 PM
Had a dream about going to a psychiatrist but her office was her candle lit bathroom. The bathtub was filled with pillows and frilly blankets that looked like bubbles. I got in the tub and drank sparkling wine.
I love it when Chubbyemu talks about adenosine triphosphate, but my favorite is how he always points when he says “presenting”.
November 26, 2025 at 10:52 PM
I love it when Chubbyemu talks about adenosine triphosphate, but my favorite is how he always points when he says “presenting”.
Kangaroo balls bounce higher.
November 26, 2025 at 6:49 PM
Kangaroo balls bounce higher.