Max Weiss
@maxthegirl.bsky.social
Editor of Baltimore magazine, film and pop culture critic, cellist, enemy of dangling modifiers.
This is just…weird
November 20, 2025 at 6:16 PM
This is just…weird
So Donald Trump was just awarded a Nixon Architect of Peace award. (Yes, it’s a real award.) Let’s see what other peaceniks have received this incredible honor!
October 21, 2025 at 6:30 PM
So Donald Trump was just awarded a Nixon Architect of Peace award. (Yes, it’s a real award.) Let’s see what other peaceniks have received this incredible honor!
If Biden had tweeted this there would be an MSNBC special report and a George Clooney op-ed within hours
October 12, 2025 at 6:52 PM
If Biden had tweeted this there would be an MSNBC special report and a George Clooney op-ed within hours
Yes, these are just the celebrities I was hoping to hear from regarding Diane Keaton’s death
October 12, 2025 at 4:05 AM
Yes, these are just the celebrities I was hoping to hear from regarding Diane Keaton’s death
Obsessed with this song/artist
September 20, 2025 at 5:47 PM
Obsessed with this song/artist
I believe hell has officially frozen over
September 18, 2025 at 1:56 AM
I believe hell has officially frozen over
The day that Robert Redford died, Brad Pitt was on set looking like this.
September 17, 2025 at 4:51 PM
The day that Robert Redford died, Brad Pitt was on set looking like this.
People are taking pictures!
September 11, 2025 at 2:24 AM
People are taking pictures!
Looks like Trump is a Sinner fan 😆
September 7, 2025 at 9:34 PM
Looks like Trump is a Sinner fan 😆
The disrespect to Gina Gershon
September 5, 2025 at 2:26 AM
The disrespect to Gina Gershon
Every year there is a kit at the U.S. Open that makes me wanna gouge my eyes out. This year it’s the Y3 Adidas kit that looks like a literal crime scene.
August 25, 2025 at 12:20 AM
Every year there is a kit at the U.S. Open that makes me wanna gouge my eyes out. This year it’s the Y3 Adidas kit that looks like a literal crime scene.
Never change, generative AI
August 23, 2025 at 4:26 PM
Never change, generative AI
Looking into the FBI raid of Mar-a-Lago I discovered this tidbit. Look, I’m not one to kink shame, but if the FBI found a super secret chamber next to the Obamas’ bedroom, the Internet would lose its mind.
August 22, 2025 at 1:15 PM
Looking into the FBI raid of Mar-a-Lago I discovered this tidbit. Look, I’m not one to kink shame, but if the FBI found a super secret chamber next to the Obamas’ bedroom, the Internet would lose its mind.
He’s neither Team Jeremiah nor Team Conrad but wants Belly to choose herself.
August 17, 2025 at 5:39 PM
He’s neither Team Jeremiah nor Team Conrad but wants Belly to choose herself.
Either Amy Poehler is part of my cult following I'm unaware of or TikTok needs an English-language proofreader on staff, stat.
July 28, 2025 at 7:59 PM
Either Amy Poehler is part of my cult following I'm unaware of or TikTok needs an English-language proofreader on staff, stat.
From The Banner. Will this country ever recover from this moral rot?
July 23, 2025 at 6:56 PM
From The Banner. Will this country ever recover from this moral rot?
Feeling a bit defensive about Billy Joel lately.
July 23, 2025 at 6:38 PM
Feeling a bit defensive about Billy Joel lately.
This essay is really about fan mob mentality and how corrosive it is.
July 18, 2025 at 1:50 PM
This essay is really about fan mob mentality and how corrosive it is.
Can only assume Emmy voters have not watched this show.
July 15, 2025 at 5:19 PM
Can only assume Emmy voters have not watched this show.
There is nothing funnier than AI’s literal minded response to The Onion stories. @bencollins.bsky.social
July 1, 2025 at 12:59 AM
There is nothing funnier than AI’s literal minded response to The Onion stories. @bencollins.bsky.social
Someone on Instagram commented “Here comes the bribe.” 💯
June 30, 2025 at 2:25 AM
Someone on Instagram commented “Here comes the bribe.” 💯
My favorite troubled genius TV chef with thick blonde hair and bedroom eyes.
June 30, 2025 at 1:18 AM
My favorite troubled genius TV chef with thick blonde hair and bedroom eyes.