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I love this shit, I write, they sing. Ai is made for stupid shit like this.
suno.com/s/QHjdPOw5LC...
#ai #fakemusic
Merry Christmas I Just Stubbed My Fucking Toe
Listen and make your own on Suno.
suno.com
November 24, 2025 at 4:01 PM
Colorado Avalanche netminders off to an amazing start. The two ex-Devils goalies... sigh..
#njdevils #coloradoavalanche #nhl #hockey #devilsrejects
November 23, 2025 at 7:59 PM
I cannot find the song "Plain White Rapper" with these lyrics anywhere:
I'm a rapper, a white rapper
I'm a rapper, hey that's me
I'm a rapper a plain white rapper
I'm your mc dj for free

Get down, way down, to the ground..
And even further!
#music #rap #1980s #comedy

Any suggestions?
November 23, 2025 at 6:52 PM
Christmas related!
#Christmas #Santa #fun #silly
The Santanomicon Ex Nativitatis by rosencranz
The Book of Holiday Season Incantations and stuff.
www.teepublic.com
November 23, 2025 at 6:35 PM
#xbox #cellphone
Cellphone games on consoles make them look worse than how bad they are.
#badgame #videogames #helicopter
Chopper Strike on the XBone: Bad
YouTube video by The First Church of the Most Blessed Frag
youtu.be
November 23, 2025 at 9:37 AM
November 23, 2025 at 12:58 AM
Blue is the color for tonight. #blue #color #work #driving #truck #cheeseburger
New England interstates suck.
November 21, 2025 at 9:13 AM
November 18, 2025 at 5:24 AM
When take something off the internet to repost and it isn't mine, I put up the old Stollen pictures. It amuses me.
#stollen #german #deutsch #bread #Christmas
November 18, 2025 at 5:07 AM
Does Sam Elliot's mustache ever grow old?
#question #Hollywood #actor #movies
November 17, 2025 at 9:32 AM
How come when people are talking about somebody who died 100 years ago, online they feel the need to say "OMG GOD BLESS REST IN PEACE." it's like waking somebody up to tell them it's time to go to sleep.
#deadpeople #death #rip #cemetery #zombies
November 16, 2025 at 4:53 AM
Unions weren't needed for Starbucks employees. Unions were needed to prevent shit like this from happening:
#Starbucks #fuckyou #unions #coffee
November 15, 2025 at 1:41 AM
Silly. #silly
November 14, 2025 at 4:44 PM
I went to a psychiatrist complaining about depression and stuff like that. After two hours of listening to my issues, failures, and problems, he prescribed me sleeping pills. I asked "when should I take them?" He said 'Whenever you wake up."
#psychiatrist #medication #depression #bipolar
November 10, 2025 at 4:49 AM
I'm a failing/failed artist=photographer, and I refuse to be called a "creative." Who the fuck started this nonsense of calling artists "creatives?" Fuck off. #creative #fuckoff #stupid
November 9, 2025 at 6:43 PM
November 9, 2025 at 10:31 AM
Great movie openings.
The Hidden
Goodfellas
The Dark Knight
..
Now, this is the way to open a movie!
#movie #theatre #cinema #great #cheeseburger
High-speed chase (The Hidden - 1987)
YouTube video by Empire State Studios
youtu.be
November 9, 2025 at 8:52 AM
Reading the news it sounds like the pilots of the UPS were convinced they could recover up until a split second before crashing. Pilots are a special kind of mixture of brave and crazy, with a large dose of self preservation and intelligence.
#UPS #planecrash #omfg
November 6, 2025 at 4:42 AM
There's so much construction on I84 in Connectictut, when they finish the stretch from the NY border to Hartford, it will feel just like the Pennsylvania Turnpike I76 in the 1990s. Outdated before it was planned. Connecticut sucks. #Connecticut #Connecticutsucks #shithole
A Shit Tub Time Machine.
November 6, 2025 at 2:55 AM
Connecticut troopers are the worst pieces of shit. I've witnessed accidents or seen a crashed vehicle and called 911, you would have thought I just spilled his ashtray of cocaine or something. They're always so fucking pissed off.
#Connecticut #shithole @ctmirror.org #lol
November 6, 2025 at 2:47 AM
New NYC mayor, propose free fares for public transportation? How about naming rights for corporate sponsors on certain infrastructure and ads on transportation devices to underwrite it?
#NYC #mta #mayor
November 5, 2025 at 6:03 AM