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Rosencranz N Gildenstern
@maxshrek.bsky.social
The most boring person on the internet. Opinions are like assholes, they all stink.
https://onlyfrags.blogspot.com #onlyfrags https://www.teepublic.com/user/star-pineapples-brand
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$1 on clearance at Speedway. I wonder how they taste?
#candy #Christmas #clearance
#Speedway
January 17, 2026 at 8:06 PM
January 15, 2026 at 9:23 AM
By Grabthar's hammer.. what a savings.
January 13, 2026 at 2:07 AM
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Burnout Paradise Remastered is $5.09 on US eShop buff.ly/FmkRMNG
January 12, 2026 at 7:21 PM
A lot of the internet should be for fun. I mean, I changed my #gender to "douche" on #reddit.
January 11, 2026 at 6:00 PM
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Can we all just take a second to appreciate the uniforms the ECHL's Kalamazoo Wings are wearing this afternoon?

#Canucks #ECHL (📸 via Wings)
January 10, 2026 at 8:30 PM
Most people online are like Louis in Casablanca. "I’m shocked! Shocked to find that gambling is going on in here!” when he has to find a reason to shut down Rick's. Then a man approaches him and says "Your winnings, sir."

Just a bunch of hypocrites. I know, because I'm just as guilty of it.
#shit
January 9, 2026 at 7:32 AM
Interesting, in this movie Longshanks didn't kill his son's lover until he was pushed to far and threw his son's lover out the window. Did he tolerate the relationship simply because of lineage and bloodline?
Retcon wonders.
#movie #tolerance #hmm #dunno #cheeseburger
January 9, 2026 at 6:50 AM
I love when people say they'll boycott a business because of how evil they think the company is, but they don't shop their anyway. They also don't want you shopping there, and will mock you for it if you do. People in the US have too much freedom, and has made them arrogant cunts.

#fuckyou
January 9, 2026 at 6:44 AM
When you can see both sides of a story, the fox or the hound, the internet trolls say your opinions are:
Wrong; stupid; racist; libtard; magat; crazy; demorat; repube-ican; Nazi; commie; etc..

The US is overflowing with knowitall asshole enigmas. Fuck you, and go fuck yourself.
#USA #assholes
January 9, 2026 at 6:38 AM
When GeorgeNoory goes to commercial, I sometimes scan the radio and those giggling guys come on talking from the conservative point of view on #RedEye Radio. Can we stuff #TheView ladies and RedEye Guys into a bus and drive it off of a cliff or into a brick wall?
#radio #republicans #democrats
January 8, 2026 at 6:36 AM
People complain that there is no Right version of that awful show The View. Well, there is, and it's just as bad. RedEye Radio, where the guys comment from the right sight, but pepper it with laughter no matter what the topic is. "Splattered people, well, hahahaa... they asked for it." #wtf #crap
January 8, 2026 at 6:30 AM
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Hi new followers! I'm Nathan, I'm making a new action-platformer called ChainStaff. You get to shoot, but you also get swing and spear baddies!

store.steampowered.com/app/2976260/...
If it looks cool, please wishlist it on Steam.
January 29, 2025 at 4:24 PM
Shouldn't these be called "Poop Loops?"
#cereal #frootloops #breakfast #lol
January 6, 2026 at 6:12 PM
What did your girlfriend or boyfriend get you for Valentines Day? I remember one year I got the crabs. Thanks for the reminder, WalMart.
#Valentine #ValentinesDay #love #WalMart
January 6, 2026 at 6:07 PM
Marilyn Monroe socks. Huh.
#MarilynMonroe #socks #dollargeneral
January 5, 2026 at 8:11 PM
Goddamnit,internet.
#internet #goddamnit
January 5, 2026 at 8:10 PM
I'll say one thing, these jerseys are outstanding.
Montreal Victoire and Boston Fleet.
#montrealvictoire #bostonfleet #pwhl #hockey
#Boston #Montreal
January 5, 2026 at 5:42 PM
There are lots of these #charity drops in our area. Some have cameras. I was wondering if it's to stop theft or people just dumping items in front of the container. There are a few near the #Satmar #Hasidic areas that actually have signs that says "for profit." I thought these were for #charity.
January 5, 2026 at 4:09 PM
Army of Manowar: Triumph of the Army of Darkness
#evildead #ashwilliams #manpower #music #theater
January 5, 2026 at 3:31 AM
Well, shit.
#lol #silly #movie
January 5, 2026 at 3:16 AM
JedAi Mind Tricks.

suno.com/@johnnyavocado

Yeah it's fake but I don't give a shit of fuck.

#fakemusic #fake #ai #music #cheeseburger
JohnnyAvocado | Join me on Suno
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suno.com
January 2, 2026 at 1:26 AM
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The Tao Of Alfred E Neuman
January 1, 2026 at 12:33 AM
Yes. We see them too.
#boobs #yay
January 1, 2026 at 4:27 AM
If you start watching Lawrence of Arabia on New Years Eve at 10:30 pm, by Midnight you will have been asleep for 26 minutes. ​
#newyearseve #movie #lol #cinema #silly
January 1, 2026 at 3:06 AM