Max Kuznetsov
@maxkuznetsov.bsky.social
Hoping the sky is bluer on the other side. Watching the Arsenal, listening to decades-old Radiohead concerts, trying not to screw up the children too badly.
No notes, Arsenal.
September 13, 2025 at 1:19 PM
No notes, Arsenal.
Soviet jokes becoming more and more relevant:
Scientist: “Mr. Brezhnev, the Americans landed on the moon!”
Brezhnev: “If the Americans have the moon, we will go to the sun!”
Scientist: “It’s hot, sir, the cosmonauts will die!”
Brezhnev: “Are you stupid? We will go at night!”
Scientist: “Mr. Brezhnev, the Americans landed on the moon!”
Brezhnev: “If the Americans have the moon, we will go to the sun!”
Scientist: “It’s hot, sir, the cosmonauts will die!”
Brezhnev: “Are you stupid? We will go at night!”
September 7, 2025 at 4:02 PM
Soviet jokes becoming more and more relevant:
Scientist: “Mr. Brezhnev, the Americans landed on the moon!”
Brezhnev: “If the Americans have the moon, we will go to the sun!”
Scientist: “It’s hot, sir, the cosmonauts will die!”
Brezhnev: “Are you stupid? We will go at night!”
Scientist: “Mr. Brezhnev, the Americans landed on the moon!”
Brezhnev: “If the Americans have the moon, we will go to the sun!”
Scientist: “It’s hot, sir, the cosmonauts will die!”
Brezhnev: “Are you stupid? We will go at night!”
Radiohead, here, front row center in 2002. Got insanely lucky when I was in a Barcelona Internet cafe at the exact time that they added an extra show in San Sebastián.
August 29, 2025 at 12:18 AM
Radiohead, here, front row center in 2002. Got insanely lucky when I was in a Barcelona Internet cafe at the exact time that they added an extra show in San Sebastián.
Post a ship that’s neither Star Wars nor Star Trek.
November 24, 2024 at 1:22 AM
Post a ship that’s neither Star Wars nor Star Trek.
Some days are just…
December 13, 2023 at 2:29 AM
Some days are just…
reskeet with a tweet you still think about
September 11, 2023 at 10:05 PM
reskeet with a tweet you still think about