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Dr. Max Power
@maxinepower.bsky.social
Just a simple Canadian farmer spiralling into madness.

Lover of all things: Politics, History, Science, Astronomy, Star Trek, All that is Paranormal, Yoga Nidra, Cryptids, Folklore, Magic, and most importantly, Cats. 🐈 🐈‍⬛

No War but Class War ✋🏻✨🌈✨🤚🏻
Imagine paying a subscription for this garbage
December 13, 2024 at 6:47 PM
I see that you know your judo well!
December 10, 2024 at 1:32 AM
Brb getting citizenship
December 10, 2024 at 12:11 AM
Alright I’ve had so much fun with the memes and the class solidarity of the last couple days but I do want to take a second to stress how vital this moment is.
The wealthy and powerful are shaken, but they’re not cowed. They’re not enlightened. They may have given an inch (blue cross anesthesia) but
December 8, 2024 at 8:17 AM
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a cloak believed to belong to the shooter transformed into a dozen beautiful white doves and flew away, Authorities said,
December 8, 2024 at 1:32 AM
sigh
December 7, 2024 at 8:21 PM
Betting half these guys are cops. NYPD be like “well Charlie Chaplin and Timothée Chalamet showed up to their own lookalike contests so this is our best hope for a lead”
December 7, 2024 at 8:20 PM
Hear me out. Biden has an opportunity to do the funniest thing ever #itspardonseason
December 7, 2024 at 8:18 PM
Dreams… crushed 🥺😭
Y'all know that librarians don't spend all day at work reading, right?
December 7, 2024 at 1:05 PM
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Comet, Aldebaran and Mars over Stonehenge ✨💫☄️
December 7, 2024 at 11:36 AM
Canada Post strike POV but it’s not a Holiday they just want enough money to live
MAGICIAN: Is this your card?

ME: No

MAGICIAN: Is this your card?

ME: No

MAGICIAN: This one?

ME: No. When is our regular postman back from holiday?
December 7, 2024 at 7:41 AM
This is the photo I look at when he destroys something valuable/time consuming.

Its also a trick, bcuz while he was cuter then he was a villain. A terror. Destroyer of things. Destruction with every step & every waking moment, like a tiny Orange Cat Godzilla
December 7, 2024 at 7:13 AM
Worth a watch!
Everything I know about this girl is against my will but @coffeezilla.bsky.social is great here at explaining blockchain and how these scams work.So gratifying to see someone hold them accountable, we all know or love a dummy who’d buy in 🥲🤡 so knowledge is 🔑

youtu.be/zUHq8AWR1Rg?...
exposing the hawk tuah scam
YouTube video by voidzilla
youtu.be
December 7, 2024 at 6:11 AM
The online influencer arc is:

1 Viral moment
2 Turn into ‘brand’
3 Start podcast
4 Make scamcoin
5 Rob your fans
6 Bad Apology
7 Find Religion/Spirituality
8 Sell online “course”
9 Repeat: 4-9 Ad Infinitum

Do these steps as fast as you can, as hard as you can.

“When in doubt, just chase clout☝🏻”
December 7, 2024 at 5:58 AM
Obviously I would never condone vigilante justice against the billionaires, Class warfare, working class organizing, unions and job actions against greed and unfair practices, and demonstrations and protests. That’s commie talk. Here’s my disclaimer that it’s ✨all jokes✨
👁👄〰️
December 7, 2024 at 5:05 AM
Does this need a NSFW tag?? Just asking because it gave me a boner. Thanks
December 7, 2024 at 4:54 AM
Imagine the life insurance company denies that bozos policy claim by his family after he gets gunned down, likely for denying claims.

Tell Alanis, we need another verse to her song.
December 7, 2024 at 2:39 AM
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December 6, 2024 at 5:45 PM
“tHeRe CaN OnLy bE oNe MeGa DoUcHe!”
December 7, 2024 at 12:01 AM
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Why didn't they just put the photos inside a glass case that only the manager can open
BREAKING: CVS removes photos of executives from its website in wake of UnitedHealthcare CEO’s assassination
December 6, 2024 at 6:50 PM
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I wonder where he’s going next?
December 6, 2024 at 9:11 PM
As a poor millennial my retirement plan is getting hit crossing a pedestrian crosswalk by a luxury vehicle.

Not too fancy though, or they’ll worm out of paying up. A Lexus or a Porsche are my best bet I think.
December 6, 2024 at 10:56 PM
Cat pics because there’s so many stressful things in the world rn that you gotta get that serotonin fix when and where you can.
December 6, 2024 at 6:03 AM
I’m just saying, from a shareholder perspective:

Yesterday a CEO was shot and shares went up for UHC
Today no shootings of C suite and shares are down.

So we need to listen to the capitalists, and ask ourselves “what’s best for *the company*?” I think the answer is clear.
December 5, 2024 at 11:23 PM
The holiday season turns customers into one of two types:

1. The kind and cheerful one full of the holiday spirit. Extra patient and warm.

2. An angry goblin with the emotional regulation of a tired and hungry toddler and the critical thinking skills of a demented roomba.
December 5, 2024 at 6:15 PM