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@maximumcoze.bsky.social
asexual, agender, a-mazing.
herein: "fun" facts, silliness, bitching, anti-fash, fandom screaming, lynchpin🪵.
Part of the rebel alliance & a traitor.
they/she
herein: "fun" facts, silliness, bitching, anti-fash, fandom screaming, lynchpin🪵.
Part of the rebel alliance & a traitor.
they/she
i fell on the stairs a couple days ago and there's a giant bruise on my ass so I put a heating pad on the couch for me to sit on and help the bruise clear up... but then the dogs discovered the magical warm spot, so now it's the dog's heating pad.
December 10, 2025 at 5:26 PM
i fell on the stairs a couple days ago and there's a giant bruise on my ass so I put a heating pad on the couch for me to sit on and help the bruise clear up... but then the dogs discovered the magical warm spot, so now it's the dog's heating pad.
you know how sometimes you're just gabbing away in the group chat and accidentally drop a whole bunch of deep lore to you kinda just forgot people didn't know and then everyone is like
December 4, 2025 at 6:26 PM
you know how sometimes you're just gabbing away in the group chat and accidentally drop a whole bunch of deep lore to you kinda just forgot people didn't know and then everyone is like
shout out to Sam, who GRACIOUSLY allowed himself to be pet by peasants sometimes
December 3, 2025 at 11:44 PM
shout out to Sam, who GRACIOUSLY allowed himself to be pet by peasants sometimes
your last saved meme is your moral philosophy
November 18, 2025 at 4:34 PM
your last saved meme is your moral philosophy
just fucking vote y'all.
November 3, 2025 at 11:44 PM
just fucking vote y'all.
have you made a cake for Jeannine yet?
October 30, 2025 at 5:08 PM
have you made a cake for Jeannine yet?
I'm trying so hard to be unphased and like, "it's just a building" but it's such a STARK visual symbol of how much has changed and it's honestly upsetting to me in a way that I wasn't expecting.
October 24, 2025 at 10:44 PM
I'm trying so hard to be unphased and like, "it's just a building" but it's such a STARK visual symbol of how much has changed and it's honestly upsetting to me in a way that I wasn't expecting.
sometimes when Matilda is laying next to me I'll reach over to pet her and she'll just roll onto her back soooo casually - she was totally already gonna go that, it just so happens that it *accidentally* put her into prime belly rub position.
it delights me every single time.
it delights me every single time.
October 15, 2025 at 10:44 PM
sometimes when Matilda is laying next to me I'll reach over to pet her and she'll just roll onto her back soooo casually - she was totally already gonna go that, it just so happens that it *accidentally* put her into prime belly rub position.
it delights me every single time.
it delights me every single time.
without downloading anything, where are you mentally right now?
October 12, 2025 at 6:49 PM
without downloading anything, where are you mentally right now?
when I wake up I have to check to see if Tallulah has crawled in to my bed because she's very widdol and she likes the warms so she burrows under blankets so I'm afraid I'll mush her
October 5, 2025 at 11:44 PM
when I wake up I have to check to see if Tallulah has crawled in to my bed because she's very widdol and she likes the warms so she burrows under blankets so I'm afraid I'll mush her
here with my friendship bracelets, my showgirl mani, and the only piece of orange clothing that I own.
October 4, 2025 at 10:45 PM
here with my friendship bracelets, my showgirl mani, and the only piece of orange clothing that I own.
every cartoonist hates Peter Lorre and I'm dying to know what he did to them.
October 2, 2025 at 11:44 PM
every cartoonist hates Peter Lorre and I'm dying to know what he did to them.
Predator: Killer Of Killers (2025)
this club has everything. vikings, swords, a ww2 flying ace, getting swallowed whole by a big monster. found family even tho they were gonna kill each other like 2 minutes ago. the predator king. Arnold.
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this club has everything. vikings, swords, a ww2 flying ace, getting swallowed whole by a big monster. found family even tho they were gonna kill each other like 2 minutes ago. the predator king. Arnold.
⭐⭐⭐⭐
September 25, 2025 at 11:44 PM
Predator: Killer Of Killers (2025)
this club has everything. vikings, swords, a ww2 flying ace, getting swallowed whole by a big monster. found family even tho they were gonna kill each other like 2 minutes ago. the predator king. Arnold.
⭐⭐⭐⭐
this club has everything. vikings, swords, a ww2 flying ace, getting swallowed whole by a big monster. found family even tho they were gonna kill each other like 2 minutes ago. the predator king. Arnold.
⭐⭐⭐⭐
if you see this, quote with the energy you bring to Bluesky
September 17, 2025 at 6:29 AM
if you see this, quote with the energy you bring to Bluesky
felt like I should share this random screenshot from wikipedia for no reason at all
September 16, 2025 at 11:44 PM
felt like I should share this random screenshot from wikipedia for no reason at all
if I was a fameo I would always wear shit like this to award shows, *no no, it's not that I knew I'd get cold, it's *fashion*"
September 8, 2025 at 10:44 PM
if I was a fameo I would always wear shit like this to award shows, *no no, it's not that I knew I'd get cold, it's *fashion*"
me seeing Harry Potter merch on a grown ass adult in the year of our Lord 2025:
August 31, 2025 at 5:26 PM
me seeing Harry Potter merch on a grown ass adult in the year of our Lord 2025:
today I'm replacing an ugly light fixture with a prettier one and then finishing the tile in my bathroom.
August 23, 2025 at 6:26 PM
today I'm replacing an ugly light fixture with a prettier one and then finishing the tile in my bathroom.
just finished Box Office Poison by Tim Robey; absolutely delightful read, highly recommend.
July 15, 2025 at 5:26 PM
just finished Box Office Poison by Tim Robey; absolutely delightful read, highly recommend.
Matilda loves a car ride
July 15, 2025 at 2:33 AM
Matilda loves a car ride
Looney Tunes did Peter Lorre so dirty, holy shit
July 13, 2025 at 1:44 AM
Looney Tunes did Peter Lorre so dirty, holy shit
I know it's done when my marshmallow looks like this:
July 6, 2025 at 11:44 PM
I know it's done when my marshmallow looks like this: