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Part of the rebel alliance & a traitor.
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herein: "fun" facts, silliness, bitching, anti-fash, fandom screaming, lynchpin🪵.
Part of the rebel alliance & a traitor.
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comrade coze
@maximumcoze.bsky.social
· Apr 8
so like. how many horseman deep into the apocalypse do we have to get before we can stop going to work?
my mom has made 2 subtle digs about me not working hard/fast enough on finishing my house projects so I think she wants me out of her spare room.
December 19, 2025 at 11:44 PM
my mom has made 2 subtle digs about me not working hard/fast enough on finishing my house projects so I think she wants me out of her spare room.
look, if you wanna enjoy a Shyamalan film, you just gotta commit.
the beach makes you old? sure.
aliens allergic to water come to a water planet?
we all make mistakes.
Dad has to sacrifice himself to stop the apocalypse?
that sucks bro.
but marky mark as a scientist is where I draw the line.
the beach makes you old? sure.
aliens allergic to water come to a water planet?
we all make mistakes.
Dad has to sacrifice himself to stop the apocalypse?
that sucks bro.
but marky mark as a scientist is where I draw the line.
December 19, 2025 at 5:26 PM
look, if you wanna enjoy a Shyamalan film, you just gotta commit.
the beach makes you old? sure.
aliens allergic to water come to a water planet?
we all make mistakes.
Dad has to sacrifice himself to stop the apocalypse?
that sucks bro.
but marky mark as a scientist is where I draw the line.
the beach makes you old? sure.
aliens allergic to water come to a water planet?
we all make mistakes.
Dad has to sacrifice himself to stop the apocalypse?
that sucks bro.
but marky mark as a scientist is where I draw the line.
the best part about big work parties is sitting with similarly cynical bitches and gossiping about the people you hate.
December 19, 2025 at 12:44 AM
the best part about big work parties is sitting with similarly cynical bitches and gossiping about the people you hate.
when I'm talking to a grown up and I say, "a friend of mine said" that's code for "a thing I heard on a podcast"
December 18, 2025 at 6:26 PM
when I'm talking to a grown up and I say, "a friend of mine said" that's code for "a thing I heard on a podcast"
i need to just not use either of my hands or wrists for a couple days. that would fix me probably.
December 17, 2025 at 11:44 PM
i need to just not use either of my hands or wrists for a couple days. that would fix me probably.
plan for today:
rot in bed
rot in my office
rot on the couch (with dogs)
rot in bed
rot in my office
rot on the couch (with dogs)
December 17, 2025 at 5:26 PM
plan for today:
rot in bed
rot in my office
rot on the couch (with dogs)
rot in bed
rot in my office
rot on the couch (with dogs)
i made myself a 2026 bingo card and taped it into my dairy so I'll be able to find it. i have been reliably informed that many of my goals are nerdy as fuck.
December 17, 2025 at 12:44 AM
i made myself a 2026 bingo card and taped it into my dairy so I'll be able to find it. i have been reliably informed that many of my goals are nerdy as fuck.
i bought a big family size thing of Oreos then realized I don't actually want that many Oreos so I've decided to pivot and make them into some kind of holidy treat. suggestions welcome.
December 16, 2025 at 6:26 PM
i bought a big family size thing of Oreos then realized I don't actually want that many Oreos so I've decided to pivot and make them into some kind of holidy treat. suggestions welcome.
non Swifty friends that understand your Swiftyness need to be protected at all costs.
December 15, 2025 at 11:44 PM
non Swifty friends that understand your Swiftyness need to be protected at all costs.
I'm so glad to have a break from The Bitch I Hate At Work™ over the holidays, she makes my tummy hurt.
December 15, 2025 at 5:26 PM
I'm so glad to have a break from The Bitch I Hate At Work™ over the holidays, she makes my tummy hurt.
the 2006 remake of black christmas doesn't get enough love.
to be fair, that's because it's trash that doesn't understand the things about the original that made it a masterpiece... but it's fun trash tho.
to be fair, that's because it's trash that doesn't understand the things about the original that made it a masterpiece... but it's fun trash tho.
December 15, 2025 at 12:44 AM
the 2006 remake of black christmas doesn't get enough love.
to be fair, that's because it's trash that doesn't understand the things about the original that made it a masterpiece... but it's fun trash tho.
to be fair, that's because it's trash that doesn't understand the things about the original that made it a masterpiece... but it's fun trash tho.
my 20 minute nap turned into a 3 and a half hour nap so I didn't finish wrapping presents yesterday. i regret nothing.
December 14, 2025 at 6:26 PM
my 20 minute nap turned into a 3 and a half hour nap so I didn't finish wrapping presents yesterday. i regret nothing.
do you ever think about judy garland and get sad? she just deserved so much better.
December 14, 2025 at 12:05 AM
do you ever think about judy garland and get sad? she just deserved so much better.
if I say 'you look great' i mean it, but if I say something specific about how you look I REALLY mean it. y'know?
December 13, 2025 at 5:26 PM
if I say 'you look great' i mean it, but if I say something specific about how you look I REALLY mean it. y'know?
how do you make it all the way to middle age without realizing how shitty being passive agressive is. i'm always astounded by it.
December 12, 2025 at 11:44 PM
how do you make it all the way to middle age without realizing how shitty being passive agressive is. i'm always astounded by it.
how do I sign up for a recreational coma
December 12, 2025 at 5:26 PM
how do I sign up for a recreational coma
for the entire 19 years of my employment the company I work for has been closed the week between Christmas and New Years. this year they've changed the days we'll be closed (or not) 6 times since September and it's still not entirely clear what, if any, final decision has been made.
December 12, 2025 at 12:44 AM
for the entire 19 years of my employment the company I work for has been closed the week between Christmas and New Years. this year they've changed the days we'll be closed (or not) 6 times since September and it's still not entirely clear what, if any, final decision has been made.
if you accidentally stay up til 3 or 4 in the morning reading at 16 it's fine, you'll drink something caffeinated and walk it off; if you do it at 36 you're gonna be wrecked for conservatively the next 3-5 days.
December 11, 2025 at 6:26 PM
if you accidentally stay up til 3 or 4 in the morning reading at 16 it's fine, you'll drink something caffeinated and walk it off; if you do it at 36 you're gonna be wrecked for conservatively the next 3-5 days.
i fell on the stairs a couple days ago and there's a giant bruise on my ass so I put a heating pad on the couch for me to sit on and help the bruise clear up... but then the dogs discovered the magical warm spot, so now it's the dog's heating pad.
December 10, 2025 at 5:26 PM
i fell on the stairs a couple days ago and there's a giant bruise on my ass so I put a heating pad on the couch for me to sit on and help the bruise clear up... but then the dogs discovered the magical warm spot, so now it's the dog's heating pad.
some days you wake up late and then do nothing but take naps all day. and that's your RIGHT. as a HUMAN.
December 10, 2025 at 12:44 AM
some days you wake up late and then do nothing but take naps all day. and that's your RIGHT. as a HUMAN.
i don't think I'll ever stop doing home projects, cuz I love them but i think once I have all the big stuff done I'm going to take a break for a couple months.
i say this as if the break isn't at least a year away.
i say this as if the break isn't at least a year away.
December 9, 2025 at 6:26 PM
i don't think I'll ever stop doing home projects, cuz I love them but i think once I have all the big stuff done I'm going to take a break for a couple months.
i say this as if the break isn't at least a year away.
i say this as if the break isn't at least a year away.
life hack: replace your regular lightbulbs with grow lights.
your plants will be happier, the light will hurt your eyes less and it looks nicer because they're *full spectrum*.
your plants will be happier, the light will hurt your eyes less and it looks nicer because they're *full spectrum*.
December 8, 2025 at 11:44 PM
life hack: replace your regular lightbulbs with grow lights.
your plants will be happier, the light will hurt your eyes less and it looks nicer because they're *full spectrum*.
your plants will be happier, the light will hurt your eyes less and it looks nicer because they're *full spectrum*.
Movie you’ve watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Stars (Wars or Trek), LOTR, or Marvel.
December 8, 2025 at 8:25 PM
Movie you’ve watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Stars (Wars or Trek), LOTR, or Marvel.
I was able to rescue a puppy that was lost yesterday and it made my heart feel very full and happy that I was able get him safely home and see how happy his people were but also very sad that we weren't able to do that for my puppy.
December 8, 2025 at 5:26 PM
I was able to rescue a puppy that was lost yesterday and it made my heart feel very full and happy that I was able get him safely home and see how happy his people were but also very sad that we weren't able to do that for my puppy.
listen. it doesn't matter which is your favorite, it doesn't matter if you're gay, you can participate in both or neither, but the cold hard truth is this: you're either a Halloween gay or a Christmas gay.
I'm sorry you had to find out like this. Your mother and I love you no matter what.
I'm sorry you had to find out like this. Your mother and I love you no matter what.
December 8, 2025 at 12:44 AM
listen. it doesn't matter which is your favorite, it doesn't matter if you're gay, you can participate in both or neither, but the cold hard truth is this: you're either a Halloween gay or a Christmas gay.
I'm sorry you had to find out like this. Your mother and I love you no matter what.
I'm sorry you had to find out like this. Your mother and I love you no matter what.