John Derr
@maximos-inc.bsky.social
he/him tech, old volvos, bread, climbing, 🏃♀️🥏🏊♀️🏐⚽️ stan
Remember friends, you don’t have to argue with your racist uncle at thanksgiving. You can change his Facebook password and enable parental controls on his cable box to block cable news.
November 27, 2025 at 7:41 PM
Remember friends, you don’t have to argue with your racist uncle at thanksgiving. You can change his Facebook password and enable parental controls on his cable box to block cable news.
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Thanksgiving Travel By The Numbers https://theonion.com/thanksgiving-travel-by-the-numbers/
November 25, 2025 at 5:01 PM
Thanksgiving Travel By The Numbers https://theonion.com/thanksgiving-travel-by-the-numbers/
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Man Getting High And Eating Taco Bell Thousands Of Miles Away From Family Having Best Thanksgiving Of Life https://theonion.com/man-getting-high-and-eating-taco-bell-thousands-of-mile-1845721340/
November 27, 2025 at 4:01 PM
Man Getting High And Eating Taco Bell Thousands Of Miles Away From Family Having Best Thanksgiving Of Life https://theonion.com/man-getting-high-and-eating-taco-bell-thousands-of-mile-1845721340/
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Not Sure How They Deal With Criminals In Your Town, But ’Round Here We Use A Restorative Justice Process
Not Sure How They Deal With Criminals In Your Town, But ’Round Here We Use A Restorative Justice Process
Well, well, well. What have we got here? Another city slicker who thinks he can waltz into my town and start causin’ all sorts of trouble. I’d be careful if I was you, fella. Because however they do t...
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November 16, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Not Sure How They Deal With Criminals In Your Town, But ’Round Here We Use A Restorative Justice Process
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Dad Calling Just To Say He Loves King Crimson https://theonion.com/dad-calling-just-to-say-he-loves-king-crimson/
November 13, 2025 at 4:10 PM
Dad Calling Just To Say He Loves King Crimson https://theonion.com/dad-calling-just-to-say-he-loves-king-crimson/
@espn out there promoting the NHL playoffs like some sort of beer league
May 4, 2025 at 6:21 PM
@espn out there promoting the NHL playoffs like some sort of beer league
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Democrats Huddle To Decide How Best To Let Massive Republican Fuck-Up Slip Through Fingers
March 25, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Democrats Huddle To Decide How Best To Let Massive Republican Fuck-Up Slip Through Fingers
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Conservatives Boycott Computers After Noticing Keyboard Can Be Used To Type ‘Trans’
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March 23, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Conservatives Boycott Computers After Noticing Keyboard Can Be Used To Type ‘Trans’
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Chuck Schumer Helps Pull Democrats Back From Brink Of Courage
March 14, 2025 at 5:55 PM
Chuck Schumer Helps Pull Democrats Back From Brink Of Courage
Harry Wormwood builds these shit boxes
March 15, 2025 at 1:09 PM
Harry Wormwood builds these shit boxes
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Your timeline has been blessed by the extraordinarily rare SMILING REZNOR. Repost to spread his mirth!
April 5, 2024 at 8:44 PM
Your timeline has been blessed by the extraordinarily rare SMILING REZNOR. Repost to spread his mirth!
November 27, 2024 at 8:16 PM
A middle schooler in Michigan created this I voted sticker as part of a state wide contest. We should protect them at all costs
November 11, 2024 at 9:57 PM
A middle schooler in Michigan created this I voted sticker as part of a state wide contest. We should protect them at all costs