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Maxim Dorky, the Delaware Disparager
@maxim-dorky.bsky.social
aka Paul Ward, Funk King of Delaware. Formerly Prufrock1974 on Twitter. Sarcastic pop-culture references to be found here. If I've blocked you, it's because I think you're an asshole.
Your last saved meme is your moral philosophy
November 17, 2025 at 1:08 PM
What perfect album came out the year you turned 16?
November 17, 2025 at 7:07 AM
I'm kind of disappointed that #DeathByLightning didn't show Guiteau's trial and its aftermath, because I would have loved to see this bit in it:
(Screenshot from Sarah Vowell's ASSASSINATION VACATION)
November 17, 2025 at 1:27 AM
Is it this one?
November 10, 2025 at 1:33 PM
If you see this, I implore you to post a pic from your device without context.
October 29, 2025 at 6:45 PM
Maybe it's just me, but Benedict Cumberbatch in the early 2000s looks an awful lot like Cillian Murphy. (They both look like they're regulars at the cheekbone store.)
October 25, 2025 at 10:45 PM
"What are you talking about?! We on the left always hated Platner and never supported him ever!"
October 23, 2025 at 12:36 PM
I made this post on Tumblr:
October 17, 2025 at 9:31 PM
Women don't like the vehicle.
October 17, 2025 at 3:58 AM
Post you from another era.

November 1st, 1993. I had just turned 19.
October 13, 2025 at 9:49 PM
Unsolicited dik-dik pic
October 10, 2025 at 9:03 PM
October 5, 2025 at 7:15 PM
What a coincidence, this is my timeline:
September 28, 2025 at 1:40 AM
When you post anything complimentary about the Western Allies in World War Two, and somebody jumps in to "WELL ACTUALLY" you about Operation Paperclip, the Bundeswehr high command, and/or Paragraph 175 so the West were the real bad guys all along:

(meme courtesy of @amandakerri.bsky.social )
September 25, 2025 at 12:43 PM
September 11, 2025 at 5:47 PM
You know, I remember reading this exact same opinion in 2002, only it was about Democrats being cowardly in the face of terrorists instead of Trump. Now, maybe it's just me, but if your opinion in 2025 is indistinguishable from a right-wing xenophobe's opinion in 2002, there's a problem here.
September 6, 2025 at 8:26 PM
First, tagging @eilatan.bsky.social as Relevant To Interests.

Second, this is Lair of the White Worm erasure.
September 5, 2025 at 7:41 PM
MR. PRESIDENT, WE MUST NOT ALLOW A SPIDER GAP
September 5, 2025 at 12:48 AM
Post a perfect album from the 90s that isn't Nirvana or Pearl Jam
September 4, 2025 at 12:28 AM
"I don't care what anyone says, I LOVE that movie:
August 29, 2025 at 5:31 AM
August 28, 2025 at 9:06 PM
August 27, 2025 at 5:04 AM
August 25, 2025 at 9:55 PM
I can't believe nobody's done this yet.
kychou.net/eva-title/
August 17, 2025 at 6:23 AM
August 15, 2025 at 4:36 AM