@maxhollenbeck.bsky.social
The Buddha said to empty one’s mind, but I find enlightenment every morning by emptying my bowels. Feel lighter than air.
January 24, 2026 at 5:52 PM
The Buddha said to empty one’s mind, but I find enlightenment every morning by emptying my bowels. Feel lighter than air.
Using Klarna to pay for Kalshi. What has life become?
January 20, 2026 at 1:59 AM
Using Klarna to pay for Kalshi. What has life become?
Living in regret fucking sucks.
January 19, 2026 at 1:14 AM
Living in regret fucking sucks.
Life alternates between terror and triumph, these days.
January 14, 2026 at 12:57 AM
Life alternates between terror and triumph, these days.
Thing about Looksmaxxers, how do I know you wouldn’t have had a glow up, anyway?
January 6, 2026 at 3:50 AM
Thing about Looksmaxxers, how do I know you wouldn’t have had a glow up, anyway?
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It's no longer left versus right or even Democrat versus Republican.
It’s now democracy versus oligarchy. Freedom versus dictatorship. Right versus wrong.
Millions are awakening to this new reality — and they're speaking up.
The sleeping giant of America is roaring.
It’s now democracy versus oligarchy. Freedom versus dictatorship. Right versus wrong.
Millions are awakening to this new reality — and they're speaking up.
The sleeping giant of America is roaring.
January 1, 2026 at 10:00 PM
It's no longer left versus right or even Democrat versus Republican.
It’s now democracy versus oligarchy. Freedom versus dictatorship. Right versus wrong.
Millions are awakening to this new reality — and they're speaking up.
The sleeping giant of America is roaring.
It’s now democracy versus oligarchy. Freedom versus dictatorship. Right versus wrong.
Millions are awakening to this new reality — and they're speaking up.
The sleeping giant of America is roaring.
Why are most of the best singers so attractive? Are there a bunch of ugos who can sing amazingly but just never get on tv? Or is a healthy body and good development also mean a more melodious vocal cord? Sorry if I’m being crass, but it’s something I’ve noticed.
January 1, 2026 at 2:28 AM
Why are most of the best singers so attractive? Are there a bunch of ugos who can sing amazingly but just never get on tv? Or is a healthy body and good development also mean a more melodious vocal cord? Sorry if I’m being crass, but it’s something I’ve noticed.
For those 6 7 heads, in my day, we had 69, and we liked it!
December 30, 2025 at 11:05 PM
For those 6 7 heads, in my day, we had 69, and we liked it!
People ultimately want to vote for pragmatic people who aren’t blinded or constrained by ideology, either right, left, or center.
December 30, 2025 at 8:56 PM
People ultimately want to vote for pragmatic people who aren’t blinded or constrained by ideology, either right, left, or center.
I think having billionaires and trillionaires isn’t a big deal, as long as they’re heavily taxed. The problem is not the economic activity they create, it’s the wealth that they horde. I look at billionaires as a great potential tax base for a truly advanced society.
December 30, 2025 at 2:49 PM
I think having billionaires and trillionaires isn’t a big deal, as long as they’re heavily taxed. The problem is not the economic activity they create, it’s the wealth that they horde. I look at billionaires as a great potential tax base for a truly advanced society.
I think we start a political party named the Pragmatics. Good people doing good things for people based on evidence on what and what doesn’t work in practice.
December 30, 2025 at 6:42 AM
I think we start a political party named the Pragmatics. Good people doing good things for people based on evidence on what and what doesn’t work in practice.
I don’t need a weight-loss pill. I need a “love-working-out” pill.
Seriously, no one likes to work out. This could be a game changer.
Treat the issue not the symptom.
Seriously, no one likes to work out. This could be a game changer.
Treat the issue not the symptom.
December 29, 2025 at 4:23 PM
I don’t need a weight-loss pill. I need a “love-working-out” pill.
Seriously, no one likes to work out. This could be a game changer.
Treat the issue not the symptom.
Seriously, no one likes to work out. This could be a game changer.
Treat the issue not the symptom.
Year end recaps of world events are so overwhelming. Like, what the fuck just happened? Seriously
December 29, 2025 at 4:05 PM
Year end recaps of world events are so overwhelming. Like, what the fuck just happened? Seriously
I kind miss crappy/weird AI image generation. You’d get such interesting stuff. Now it’s too good at copying what already is.
December 29, 2025 at 12:48 AM
I kind miss crappy/weird AI image generation. You’d get such interesting stuff. Now it’s too good at copying what already is.
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House Republicans are moving to expel Ilhan Omar from Congress.
Trump was found liable for sexual assault.
He’s a 34 time convicted felon.
He’s all over the Epstein files.
He gets to be President.
But if you’re born in Somalia & critical of the regime?
You’re targeted & threatened.
Trump was found liable for sexual assault.
He’s a 34 time convicted felon.
He’s all over the Epstein files.
He gets to be President.
But if you’re born in Somalia & critical of the regime?
You’re targeted & threatened.
December 27, 2025 at 3:35 AM
House Republicans are moving to expel Ilhan Omar from Congress.
Trump was found liable for sexual assault.
He’s a 34 time convicted felon.
He’s all over the Epstein files.
He gets to be President.
But if you’re born in Somalia & critical of the regime?
You’re targeted & threatened.
Trump was found liable for sexual assault.
He’s a 34 time convicted felon.
He’s all over the Epstein files.
He gets to be President.
But if you’re born in Somalia & critical of the regime?
You’re targeted & threatened.
@lfcr.bsky.social have a bad habit of playing down to their opponents. They lack the ruthlessness and tenacity of last season. I have no idea what exactly has changed.
December 27, 2025 at 4:44 PM
@lfcr.bsky.social have a bad habit of playing down to their opponents. They lack the ruthlessness and tenacity of last season. I have no idea what exactly has changed.
Gottta love a girl with a sleeper build.
December 27, 2025 at 8:13 AM
Gottta love a girl with a sleeper build.
What about being-a-good-person-maxxing?
December 26, 2025 at 7:21 PM
What about being-a-good-person-maxxing?
I don’t think anyone knows how #AI actually works. Explanations start with probability tokens and predictive text, but how intelligence emerges? I haven’t heard a sensible explanation.
December 25, 2025 at 9:25 PM
I don’t think anyone knows how #AI actually works. Explanations start with probability tokens and predictive text, but how intelligence emerges? I haven’t heard a sensible explanation.
People say being gay isn’t a choice, but if someone is bisexual, it’s their choice whether to be with some of the same sex or not. The idea that the number of gay relationships can’t increase because of society or other influences seems wrong. I don’t care, it’s just weird that isn’t recognized.
December 25, 2025 at 9:00 PM
People say being gay isn’t a choice, but if someone is bisexual, it’s their choice whether to be with some of the same sex or not. The idea that the number of gay relationships can’t increase because of society or other influences seems wrong. I don’t care, it’s just weird that isn’t recognized.
I feel like if I was given 80 million dollars budget, I could make such a badass movie. I don’t know how so many movies are lame these days
December 25, 2025 at 8:19 PM
I feel like if I was given 80 million dollars budget, I could make such a badass movie. I don’t know how so many movies are lame these days
There are rapists, conmen, pedophiles, sex traffickers, manipulators, slum lords, drug lords, and every kind of bad person you can think of. So whenever you think you’re not a good person, remember how bad people can get.
December 25, 2025 at 5:19 AM
There are rapists, conmen, pedophiles, sex traffickers, manipulators, slum lords, drug lords, and every kind of bad person you can think of. So whenever you think you’re not a good person, remember how bad people can get.
Why not Zoidberg?
December 25, 2025 at 1:20 AM
Why not Zoidberg?
I love Wet Leg. But they seem to really despise men. Which is fine. But it’s a little awkward listening. Like, should I feel like a shitty person while I listen to it? I guess they don’t hate men. But they definitely are anti heterosexual relationships lol
December 24, 2025 at 8:43 PM
I love Wet Leg. But they seem to really despise men. Which is fine. But it’s a little awkward listening. Like, should I feel like a shitty person while I listen to it? I guess they don’t hate men. But they definitely are anti heterosexual relationships lol
I feel like I do a pretty good job of representing men as caring and respectful on the internet.
But man is mankind fucking it up hard out there rn
But man is mankind fucking it up hard out there rn
December 24, 2025 at 7:57 PM
I feel like I do a pretty good job of representing men as caring and respectful on the internet.
But man is mankind fucking it up hard out there rn
But man is mankind fucking it up hard out there rn