Conspiracy theorists speculating this was some kind of well-trained sniper when the shooter missed *this* head
September 10, 2025 at 11:24 PM
Conspiracy theorists speculating this was some kind of well-trained sniper when the shooter missed *this* head
How your plastic containers look at you forever after the week you meal prepped curry
September 5, 2025 at 1:57 AM
How your plastic containers look at you forever after the week you meal prepped curry
Look me in the eye and tell me this isn’t the smile of someone whose secret green bean casserole ingredient is rat poison
June 27, 2025 at 9:26 PM
Look me in the eye and tell me this isn’t the smile of someone whose secret green bean casserole ingredient is rat poison
Why does Amy Coney Barrett always look like she showed up late to the church picnic because she was busy drowning her children in the bathtub
June 27, 2025 at 9:23 PM
Why does Amy Coney Barrett always look like she showed up late to the church picnic because she was busy drowning her children in the bathtub
This is what Andrew Cuomo looks like to me
June 19, 2025 at 11:51 PM
This is what Andrew Cuomo looks like to me
My brain is broken because this chilling first image immediately conjured the latter
June 17, 2025 at 10:13 PM
My brain is broken because this chilling first image immediately conjured the latter
Look I know there are more important things going on right now but I don’t hear enough people talking about how this is the funniest thing any work of fiction has been titled in the vast scope of human history
May 21, 2025 at 2:26 AM
Look I know there are more important things going on right now but I don’t hear enough people talking about how this is the funniest thing any work of fiction has been titled in the vast scope of human history
can’t think about it all all the time man
April 26, 2025 at 11:49 PM
can’t think about it all all the time man
The store with a CNC kink
April 24, 2025 at 5:46 PM
The store with a CNC kink
An embarrassing fact about me is that for years I thought scallops as they are served to eat were the whole animal. I was baffled by these little discs of flesh without motor appendages or sensory organs - but I admired their tenacity and simple elegance in a cruel and complex world.
April 17, 2025 at 3:09 PM
An embarrassing fact about me is that for years I thought scallops as they are served to eat were the whole animal. I was baffled by these little discs of flesh without motor appendages or sensory organs - but I admired their tenacity and simple elegance in a cruel and complex world.
Louisiana Hot Sauce is such a good hot sauce that half the time it doesn’t come with the little plastic nozzle at the top of the bottle and I end up dumping way too much on whatever I’m eating and I will literally never stop buying it
April 8, 2025 at 5:21 AM
Louisiana Hot Sauce is such a good hot sauce that half the time it doesn’t come with the little plastic nozzle at the top of the bottle and I end up dumping way too much on whatever I’m eating and I will literally never stop buying it
How much do I have to lift to become a stupid meathead? I don’t want to know what Christian Nationalism is I want to believe in Bigfoot
March 13, 2025 at 5:44 PM
How much do I have to lift to become a stupid meathead? I don’t want to know what Christian Nationalism is I want to believe in Bigfoot
If you could witness my cheese dreams, Food Bazaar, you would pray to any god who would listen that this not be
March 10, 2025 at 9:15 PM
If you could witness my cheese dreams, Food Bazaar, you would pray to any god who would listen that this not be
There’s something so lovely about those comfortable friendships where you can unselfconsciously text each other little unimportant updates about your day ❤️
February 25, 2025 at 6:11 PM
There’s something so lovely about those comfortable friendships where you can unselfconsciously text each other little unimportant updates about your day ❤️
This is a good picture of me
February 24, 2025 at 11:14 PM
This is a good picture of me
This is how seeing a demonstration of any use case for AI feels
February 20, 2025 at 1:29 PM
This is how seeing a demonstration of any use case for AI feels
The President is a suggestible old idiot with a scheming foreign advisor who speaks with a creepy accent and is always menacingly temple-ing his fingers and it’s making me feel like I owe lazy writers some kind of apology
February 20, 2025 at 1:22 PM
The President is a suggestible old idiot with a scheming foreign advisor who speaks with a creepy accent and is always menacingly temple-ing his fingers and it’s making me feel like I owe lazy writers some kind of apology
Oops haha sorry I brought this bag of Doritos on our date and then spilled a bunch of the dust on your chair before you sat down
February 7, 2025 at 9:10 PM
Oops haha sorry I brought this bag of Doritos on our date and then spilled a bunch of the dust on your chair before you sat down
Going into an untranslatable word wormhole, I was pleased to discover that if you told the same bad joke to an Indonesian and an Alabama white boy, they’d both say “oh jaysus”
February 5, 2025 at 4:01 PM
Going into an untranslatable word wormhole, I was pleased to discover that if you told the same bad joke to an Indonesian and an Alabama white boy, they’d both say “oh jaysus”
We need an obscure untranslatable American word for when you’re late for a work zoom because you accidentally watched CCTV footage of a woman getting sucked into a rotating piece of industrial equipment on your phone
February 5, 2025 at 3:57 PM
We need an obscure untranslatable American word for when you’re late for a work zoom because you accidentally watched CCTV footage of a woman getting sucked into a rotating piece of industrial equipment on your phone