I miss him

8 years ago, I did a show somewhere in rural Georgia and very quickly blacked out due to my raging alcoholism. I don’t remember much, but I do remember coming to in this bar, where I was the only person under 50. I did not have sex and had to take a very expensive car to Atlanta

I have the same amount of money in my savings account as I do in my Papa John’s wallet which is more than I have in my checking account.

I grew up playing Grand Theft Auto. I’ve never wanted a gun or to hurt anybody. With that being said, I am dead set on driving a little motorcycle off this subway station

Finally turned into an old guy today when I took this accidental selfie instead of the cat on my lap

Three different close friends asked if they could come with me and I told them all “this is something I need to do on my own”

People my age are clearly starting to climb the corporate ladder at Criterion

Just moved to Bushwick. Working at the kava bar (second shift) and walking dogs. Hosting the Friday Pine Box mics through December.

Tony Hinchcliffe could never

Found my two wolves lol

*big gulp*

You can pre-order my album right now. It comes out October 13th.
The vinyl sounds better.

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