TheCougher2K
@maxematical.bsky.social
24-He/Him-Nauruan-Fat-occasionally coughs
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Spit not at the water when it doth flood.. but rather, at the ass that clogs the toilet. 💔💔💔
-shakespeare
-shakespeare
April 18, 2025 at 8:56 AM
Spit not at the water when it doth flood.. but rather, at the ass that clogs the toilet. 💔💔💔
-shakespeare
-shakespeare
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Would you rather have shit for brains, or get brain while shitting?
March 18, 2025 at 10:34 AM
Would you rather have shit for brains, or get brain while shitting?
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new oc i guess :33
January 12, 2025 at 9:44 AM
new oc i guess :33
I’ll fart on you as you scroll past. Not like rn but uhhh uhmmm just you wait ho
January 4, 2025 at 6:18 AM
I’ll fart on you as you scroll past. Not like rn but uhhh uhmmm just you wait ho
What if instead of silence of the lambs it was loudness of the goats, and instead of eating people they ate lunchly
December 21, 2024 at 4:04 AM
What if instead of silence of the lambs it was loudness of the goats, and instead of eating people they ate lunchly
My lips smell like how balloons taste. Am i gonna die?
December 16, 2024 at 8:05 AM
My lips smell like how balloons taste. Am i gonna die?
Im coughing a little more than usual lately… should I upgrade my bio from Occasional to Frequent Cougher…?
December 14, 2024 at 10:58 AM
Im coughing a little more than usual lately… should I upgrade my bio from Occasional to Frequent Cougher…?
Im playing tag with my money…… and right now, I’m IT. 👅👅👅
November 15, 2024 at 6:51 AM
Im playing tag with my money…… and right now, I’m IT. 👅👅👅
Take all my suffering and transfer it to murr from impractical jokers… I don’t hate him, i just think he’d be able to handle it
November 11, 2024 at 11:02 AM
Take all my suffering and transfer it to murr from impractical jokers… I don’t hate him, i just think he’d be able to handle it
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November 11, 2024 at 2:48 AM
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TL;DR
⚠️ if you are an artist who has moved here, don't delete, just LOCK, your Twitter to prevent scammers from impersonating you back over there!
⚠️ if you are an artist who has moved here, don't delete, just LOCK, your Twitter to prevent scammers from impersonating you back over there!
Important note from the bird site, especially for artists:
November 8, 2024 at 5:20 PM
TL;DR
⚠️ if you are an artist who has moved here, don't delete, just LOCK, your Twitter to prevent scammers from impersonating you back over there!
⚠️ if you are an artist who has moved here, don't delete, just LOCK, your Twitter to prevent scammers from impersonating you back over there!
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san francisco (pls click bc bsky's cropping,,,isnt good)
November 7, 2024 at 8:13 PM
san francisco (pls click bc bsky's cropping,,,isnt good)
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Reminder to everyone that no matter who wins the election, please don’t lose hope. You are loved. It’s not game over, the LGBTQ community is still as strong and present as ever and we will never quit fighting to be seen. 💙🫂
November 6, 2024 at 1:08 PM
Reminder to everyone that no matter who wins the election, please don’t lose hope. You are loved. It’s not game over, the LGBTQ community is still as strong and present as ever and we will never quit fighting to be seen. 💙🫂
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if you are transgender, you must live
November 6, 2024 at 4:14 AM
if you are transgender, you must live
Pulled pork. Where are they pulling it from??? Someones ass??? Top 10 questions the government refuses to give answers to.
October 30, 2024 at 7:59 AM
Pulled pork. Where are they pulling it from??? Someones ass??? Top 10 questions the government refuses to give answers to.
Leg deniers before a theatrical show:
“Alright everyone! Break a-….. uhmm… uhhrr. Uhhhh…”
“Alright everyone! Break a-….. uhmm… uhhrr. Uhhhh…”
October 29, 2024 at 10:59 AM
Leg deniers before a theatrical show:
“Alright everyone! Break a-….. uhmm… uhhrr. Uhhhh…”
“Alright everyone! Break a-….. uhmm… uhhrr. Uhhhh…”
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what if it was pronounced blooski
October 27, 2024 at 5:37 AM
what if it was pronounced blooski
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oh wont you take me to, oomfietown
October 21, 2024 at 2:53 PM
oh wont you take me to, oomfietown
Beautiful fat women too actually
October 21, 2024 at 7:29 PM
Beautiful fat women too actually
Ohh beautiful fat men… beautiful fat men..
October 21, 2024 at 7:29 PM
Ohh beautiful fat men… beautiful fat men..