TheCougher2K
maxematical.bsky.social
TheCougher2K
@maxematical.bsky.social
24-He/Him-Nauruan-Fat-occasionally coughs
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June 19, 2025 at 11:24 AM
Spit not at the water when it doth flood.. but rather, at the ass that clogs the toilet. 💔💔💔
-shakespeare
April 18, 2025 at 8:56 AM
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punch a nazi today
January 21, 2025 at 6:08 AM
Would you rather have shit for brains, or get brain while shitting?
March 18, 2025 at 10:34 AM
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new oc i guess :33
January 12, 2025 at 9:44 AM
I’ll fart on you as you scroll past. Not like rn but uhhh uhmmm just you wait ho
January 4, 2025 at 6:18 AM
What if instead of silence of the lambs it was loudness of the goats, and instead of eating people they ate lunchly
December 21, 2024 at 4:04 AM
My lips smell like how balloons taste. Am i gonna die?
December 16, 2024 at 8:05 AM
Im coughing a little more than usual lately… should I upgrade my bio from Occasional to Frequent Cougher…?
December 14, 2024 at 10:58 AM
Im playing tag with my money…… and right now, I’m IT. 👅👅👅
November 15, 2024 at 6:51 AM
Take all my suffering and transfer it to murr from impractical jokers… I don’t hate him, i just think he’d be able to handle it
November 11, 2024 at 11:02 AM
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Help me fight censorship.

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#FreePalestine
November 11, 2024 at 2:48 AM
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November 11, 2024 at 5:38 AM
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TL;DR

⚠️ if you are an artist who has moved here, don't delete, just LOCK, your Twitter to prevent scammers from impersonating you back over there!
Important note from the bird site, especially for artists:
November 8, 2024 at 5:20 PM
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san francisco (pls click bc bsky's cropping,,,isnt good)
November 7, 2024 at 8:13 PM
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Reminder to everyone that no matter who wins the election, please don’t lose hope. You are loved. It’s not game over, the LGBTQ community is still as strong and present as ever and we will never quit fighting to be seen. 💙🫂
November 6, 2024 at 1:08 PM
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if you are transgender, you must live
November 6, 2024 at 4:14 AM
Pulled pork. Where are they pulling it from??? Someones ass??? Top 10 questions the government refuses to give answers to.
October 30, 2024 at 7:59 AM
Leg deniers before a theatrical show:
“Alright everyone! Break a-….. uhmm… uhhrr. Uhhhh…”
October 29, 2024 at 10:59 AM
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post on webbed site
October 27, 2024 at 2:41 AM
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what if it was pronounced blooski
October 27, 2024 at 5:37 AM
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oh wont you take me to, oomfietown
October 21, 2024 at 2:53 PM
Beautiful fat women too actually
October 21, 2024 at 7:29 PM
Ohh beautiful fat men… beautiful fat men..
October 21, 2024 at 7:29 PM