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Max K
@maxbarf.bsky.social
Jewish comedian, writer and actor.
He’s a sound lad but the glazing is so annoying especially when corrupt scumbags like Richard Branson are praising him. Like dude, you’re the problem
President Zelenskyy has been one of the greatest leaders of our time, guiding Ukraine through the darkest period of its recent history, rising up to Russia’s unwarranted aggression, being an inspiration to the Ukrainian people and ensuring that Ukraine’s voice is heard on the world stage.
February 20, 2025 at 2:53 AM
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Having gay sex with a gay man and gay cumming in his gay ass must feel like a warm gay full body hug - or so I would imagine.
February 13, 2025 at 7:16 AM
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Eva Green in The Dreamers is the ideal girl. I could get passed her wanting to fuck her brother.
February 7, 2025 at 6:43 AM
Send a film guy a dick pic and he begins critiquing the lighting and framing
January 14, 2025 at 2:02 AM
Nobody is as attracted to Janeane Garofalo as me
December 31, 2024 at 9:02 PM
I bet Janeane Garofalo’s pussy tastes like an ashtray
December 31, 2024 at 9:01 PM
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Can’t believe this is a real photo
#filmsky
December 27, 2024 at 5:13 PM
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Chumlee Pawn Stars
December 23, 2024 at 6:46 AM
I was born to play Robbie in The Wedding Singer but Sandler got there first
December 25, 2024 at 10:44 PM
Working on modernizing old hit songs. So far got “Rikki Don’t Lose That Discord” and a version of “Centerfold” about finding out your high school crush does OnlyFans.
December 25, 2024 at 10:29 PM
Shaking my head while jacking it to Shoe0nHead so everybody knows I don’t agree with her politically
December 20, 2024 at 11:36 AM
Shoe0nHead. Terrible political views. Incredibly hot. Much to consider.
December 20, 2024 at 11:35 AM
Marlboros and a footjob
December 19, 2024 at 9:43 PM
Jacking it to the Insta model who looks most like her.
December 16, 2024 at 9:37 PM
Every black person should have a free pass to call a white guy a honkey at least once in their life
December 16, 2024 at 7:14 AM
When are Disney gonna make their first film with a main character who’s a masturbation addict
December 15, 2024 at 12:54 PM
Scully have you ever heard of Pizzagate
December 15, 2024 at 12:52 PM
Mandela effect: I could have sworn my friends liked me
December 15, 2024 at 12:19 PM
I yearn for Insane Clown Pussy.
December 14, 2024 at 6:55 PM
Taking girlfriend applications. My requirements: kind of like me
December 13, 2024 at 8:15 AM
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Everyday I wake up and miss Modern Baseball.
December 13, 2024 at 5:26 AM
I really need a hot girlfriend to discuss deep philosophical questions with after I eat her out
December 13, 2024 at 1:58 AM
Need a girl to derp out with
December 12, 2024 at 11:23 PM
Olivia Rodrigo I received your coded messages in the album “GUTS” and will be acting on them soon
December 12, 2024 at 10:45 PM
If my girlfriend cheated on me with Jacob Elordi I’d be jealous of her
December 12, 2024 at 2:02 PM