John Assavetes
@carolinepenischek.bsky.social
A regular Mr loveable.
Yelling Kobe before raping somebody
June 7, 2025 at 11:57 PM
Yelling Kobe before raping somebody
SpongeBob SquarePants is america’s greatest export
June 7, 2025 at 9:04 PM
SpongeBob SquarePants is america’s greatest export
The Michael Bay Transformer movies feel like Xbox 360 games
May 17, 2025 at 3:43 PM
The Michael Bay Transformer movies feel like Xbox 360 games
Ethan Klein does not care about antisemitism. He only cares about petty grievances and perceived slights.
May 7, 2025 at 8:08 PM
Ethan Klein does not care about antisemitism. He only cares about petty grievances and perceived slights.
Yeah I like charles xcx
May 7, 2025 at 5:37 PM
Yeah I like charles xcx
Guy named Randy when introducing himself to a baby: I’m Randy, baby.
May 7, 2025 at 4:13 PM
Guy named Randy when introducing himself to a baby: I’m Randy, baby.
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stay gold pussy boy
May 6, 2025 at 6:26 PM
stay gold pussy boy
Deeply closeted Tom Cruise: I’m going to make another Mission Impossible movie
May 5, 2025 at 6:13 PM
Deeply closeted Tom Cruise: I’m going to make another Mission Impossible movie
Ethan Klein may be the most embarrassing man alive.
May 4, 2025 at 5:39 AM
Ethan Klein may be the most embarrassing man alive.
Masturbation is a slight against god. Only a priest should be doing that to you.
May 1, 2025 at 9:51 PM
Masturbation is a slight against god. Only a priest should be doing that to you.
Is there a way for me to block everybody on letterboxd who has logged a black mirror episode as if it's a movie? Go to IMDb, you obnoxious cunt.
April 24, 2025 at 5:45 AM
Is there a way for me to block everybody on letterboxd who has logged a black mirror episode as if it's a movie? Go to IMDb, you obnoxious cunt.
They should’ve used this picture instead
April 21, 2025 at 6:41 PM
They should’ve used this picture instead
April 18, 2025 at 2:37 AM
Imagine being the guy with the smallest load at the bukkake. I think I’d kill myself.
April 17, 2025 at 5:28 AM
Imagine being the guy with the smallest load at the bukkake. I think I’d kill myself.
What if it was called 500 pounds of summer and instead of liking the smiths she likes baked goods and pastries and such
April 15, 2025 at 4:14 AM
What if it was called 500 pounds of summer and instead of liking the smiths she likes baked goods and pastries and such
Ghostbusters sequel where New York is overrun by ghosts after September 11th
April 15, 2025 at 4:12 AM
Ghostbusters sequel where New York is overrun by ghosts after September 11th
Tom Cruise is cumming himself like mad
The Academy announces new Oscar award category for Stunt Design, taking effect in 2028.
April 11, 2025 at 12:00 AM
Tom Cruise is cumming himself like mad
Ringo is going to kill himself after his biopic makes the least amount of money
April 7, 2025 at 1:47 AM
Ringo is going to kill himself after his biopic makes the least amount of money
They should cast Scarlett Johansson as Yoko Ono in the Beatles movies
April 4, 2025 at 8:36 AM
They should cast Scarlett Johansson as Yoko Ono in the Beatles movies
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buddy if you think thats gay just wait until you ejaculate inside me
April 3, 2025 at 2:46 PM
buddy if you think thats gay just wait until you ejaculate inside me
This photo was taken moments before he transformed into the Incredible Hulk and accidentally killed a family of 5.
John Carpenter got his star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame.
April 4, 2025 at 6:44 AM
This photo was taken moments before he transformed into the Incredible Hulk and accidentally killed a family of 5.
Riveting.
April 4, 2025 at 6:35 AM
Riveting.
Guy who had gay sex on April 1st because he thought it didn’t count
April 2, 2025 at 6:59 AM
Guy who had gay sex on April 1st because he thought it didn’t count