wry observer of humanoid folly (aka Max)
@max2themax.bsky.social
A nearly psychologist who's already jaded
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Life is worth living bc sometimes a cat will reach out and put a paw on u
July 16, 2025 at 5:29 AM
Life is worth living bc sometimes a cat will reach out and put a paw on u
U put the ride in Pride x
June 28, 2025 at 9:20 PM
U put the ride in Pride x
God, being in healthy relationships with others is better than drugs x
June 14, 2025 at 1:59 AM
God, being in healthy relationships with others is better than drugs x
Got another addition to my emotional support dinosaur plushie collection as I wait for the fuel spill on the Boeing 737MAX 8 bringing me home to be fixed (iykyk)
May 24, 2025 at 5:11 PM
Got another addition to my emotional support dinosaur plushie collection as I wait for the fuel spill on the Boeing 737MAX 8 bringing me home to be fixed (iykyk)
I fuckin love being hungover and listening to aunties giving out about shite they know nothing about x
May 24, 2025 at 10:04 AM
I fuckin love being hungover and listening to aunties giving out about shite they know nothing about x
Gurrl, meee too
May 23, 2025 at 10:25 PM
Gurrl, meee too
Bringin my Ma through the airport is like tryna walk a cat, giving out over nothin, going the opposite way from where we need to go, and then full on tryna start a fight with a guy who accidentally sat in my seat, I'm scarla
May 23, 2025 at 12:40 PM
Bringin my Ma through the airport is like tryna walk a cat, giving out over nothin, going the opposite way from where we need to go, and then full on tryna start a fight with a guy who accidentally sat in my seat, I'm scarla
Said "don't talk to me about politics" to my taxi driver and he's now going on an absolute tirade about politics
May 23, 2025 at 10:36 AM
Said "don't talk to me about politics" to my taxi driver and he's now going on an absolute tirade about politics
Today's offering for improvised kitchenwares
I've also managed to get yogurt ALL OVER my clothes everyday of this trip
I've also managed to get yogurt ALL OVER my clothes everyday of this trip
April 28, 2025 at 2:18 PM
Today's offering for improvised kitchenwares
I've also managed to get yogurt ALL OVER my clothes everyday of this trip
I've also managed to get yogurt ALL OVER my clothes everyday of this trip
Baguette-ette
April 27, 2025 at 6:59 PM
Baguette-ette
Had no tupperware for my lunch so I'm now on the train with a bag of spaghetti
April 25, 2025 at 1:51 PM
Had no tupperware for my lunch so I'm now on the train with a bag of spaghetti
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Just un-ironically asked my Ma if the pope was Catholic... state of meee
April 23, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Just un-ironically asked my Ma if the pope was Catholic... state of meee
People be sayin this about me too, but it's cause of tism rizz
April 20, 2025 at 9:05 AM
People be sayin this about me too, but it's cause of tism rizz
Minecraft-ass leaf shadows from my walk last night
April 16, 2025 at 7:02 PM
Minecraft-ass leaf shadows from my walk last night
Me, my snack and the bus are matching today
April 12, 2025 at 2:19 PM
Me, my snack and the bus are matching today
Sound baths are like what Odo from DS9 must feel when they join the Great Link
April 10, 2025 at 7:19 PM
Sound baths are like what Odo from DS9 must feel when they join the Great Link