Mav Wreck
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Mav Wreck
@mavwreck.bsky.social
No-one of consequence. Also MavwreckTweet at the former bird site, and MavwreckTweet@masto.ai on Mastodon.
It’s going to take miracle-level moves to make up for these losses on the roster, though.
December 10, 2025 at 7:09 PM
Reposted by Mav Wreck
Meet the Mets
Meet the Mets
Step right up and greet the Mets
Bring your kiddies
Bring your wife
Guaranteed to have the time of your life
December 10, 2025 at 6:26 PM
@reminder-bot.juni-is.gay remindme! 6 months
December 10, 2025 at 3:59 PM
Don’t jinx us…they’re not eliminated yet!
December 10, 2025 at 3:57 PM
sudo rm -rf /
December 10, 2025 at 3:05 AM
Does the absence of cap guidance typically hint at anything for next year, or is it just a slow league office this time around?
December 10, 2025 at 1:45 AM
Practicing for his future ICE job?
December 9, 2025 at 4:04 AM
Wait…what happened to the bat portal in the attic?
December 8, 2025 at 3:25 AM
Careful, or they’ll try to apply the Ballmer peak to fighter jockeys. xkcd.com/323/
Ballmer Peak
xkcd.com
December 8, 2025 at 2:17 AM
Add in Gillette to balance AFC & NFC stadiums.
December 8, 2025 at 1:06 AM
Thank you for including their names in the alt text!
December 7, 2025 at 5:21 PM
I’m not plugged in enough to understand why those two were feuding. Is it anything obvious, or is this more like a rap feud?
December 7, 2025 at 5:20 PM
Or donate. I feel like she holds some sort of fundraiser concert and the streaming raises all sorts of interesting technical and legal questions.
December 7, 2025 at 1:10 AM
Ok, fine. I want one of the Kelces then. Preferably Kylie.

You can’t tell me that her and Taylor on the judiciary committee wouldn’t lead to truly magnificent levels of snark.
December 7, 2025 at 1:03 AM
In all seriousness, the only way you get to do this is if Taylor Swift is the senior senator from Pennsylvania.
December 7, 2025 at 1:00 AM
Don’t you fucking dare.
December 7, 2025 at 12:58 AM
I love some of those senators, especially the one from…Tennessee or Pennsylvania? Or maybe Ohio?

But if they’re all destroyer escorts, why do they have different designations? Even ones within the same class?
December 7, 2025 at 12:57 AM
What? What the flying f£€ksickles?

Maybe I’m just young, but if you’re looking at the impact of that role (compared to the other nominees), it definitely stands the test of time.
December 7, 2025 at 12:33 AM
From your mouth to God’s ears! But the GOP will still try, and if you don’t know the strength of your most likely candidate, “having an incumbent who can still run for two terms is good” is a safe assumption.
December 6, 2025 at 7:47 PM
*Depending on how you determine the length of his term, you might have to wait until 12:01 AM on 1/21/27 to account for the leap day in 2028.
December 6, 2025 at 6:47 PM
Wouldn’t that depend on the capabilities of the platform? If a low-level trigger-puller or button-pusher had no way of actually seeing the state of the boat/people and were depending on higher for that information, would the low-level service member still be liable?
December 6, 2025 at 6:46 PM
Do you want a real spicy (and admittedly theoretical) take? From the POV of whoever’s running the scam, he only has to make it to 12:01 PM on 1/20/27*. After that point, Vance would serve less than half a term as replacement so he’s eligible to run twice. 🤮
December 6, 2025 at 6:41 PM
It’s fascinating that they explicitly talked about the 3rd amendment, but not the 2nd. I think it really illustrates how much the gun lobby has changed the gun-rights discussion.
December 3, 2025 at 2:52 AM
They wouldn’t even pretend. They’d just claim to have struck a great deal or something.
December 3, 2025 at 2:47 AM