Matt
mavarus.bsky.social
Matt
@mavarus.bsky.social
He/Him. I am the Michael Jordan of walking around and looking at stuff. Don't trust me with the aux cable, I have a Zune
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they must all be jailed this time
January 22, 2026 at 4:22 AM
I was a big fan of whichever band it was that kept playing a song from The Lord of the Rings
January 20, 2026 at 1:49 PM
The Last Jedi hatred is so weird to me. Like, yeah, its a bad movie, but its also the only one of the sequel trilogy with any interesting moments. Rey and Kylo lightsaber fight was cool! Hanging with Luke was interesting! Yoda was fun!
January 19, 2026 at 2:21 PM
Get fucked, assholes. The language isn't a problem, the violent government thugs are
January 16, 2026 at 1:49 PM
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These problems are bigger than any individual so this isn't a solution but I do think Schumer and Jeffries should be replaced by any two Minneapolis residents who are out doing ICE patrols right now
January 14, 2026 at 2:26 PM
I have been to Seattle one time and had very little time to explore and was very happy that I randomly saw this masterpiece in the wild
January 14, 2026 at 12:36 AM
My favorite bit of accidental Shaq physical comedy was when they had him wrestle an AEW match and he got "injured" so they put him in an ambulance, but they couldn't close the doors because his feet were sticking out. Had to tuck his legs in because he was too tall to fit in an ambulance.
December 25, 2025 at 10:29 PM
Also the weakest roughing the passer call I've ever seen
December 22, 2025 at 2:56 AM
Good riddance. Will be nice to finally see the dolphins be terrible in different, hopefully more interesting, ways
December 17, 2025 at 5:55 PM
I like that it couldn't handle the Marlins winning in 97 and 03, so it just deleted those years entirely
December 17, 2025 at 1:55 PM
I like that for the two years the Marlins actually won, this list has just completely removed those years
December 17, 2025 at 1:53 PM
As a lifelong Dolphins fan, it never ceases to amaze me that a pro team could be this incompetent. Like they regularly fail at things that would be embarrassing for a high school team
December 16, 2025 at 1:46 PM
Try being in your fantasy playoff and having Kyle Pitts on the bench this week
December 12, 2025 at 1:58 PM