maurieray.bsky.social
@maurieray.bsky.social
I just had two cookies and a Coke
men today are so deeply unserious while also being deeply terrifying
September 18, 2025 at 10:19 PM
it’s giving dystopia 💅🏼
September 12, 2025 at 8:39 PM
Women find out they’re gay late in life and they become Glennon Doye. Men find out they’re gay late in life and they become N@zi podcasters
August 10, 2025 at 4:59 AM
how I feel watching Love Island USA
July 18, 2025 at 5:45 PM
America is one big Poop Cruise.
July 2, 2025 at 12:04 PM
Trump is declaring a ceasefire the way Michael Scott declared bankruptcy
June 24, 2025 at 6:27 PM
hot take: I don’t want to know what podcast hosts look like. I crave MYSTERY
May 30, 2025 at 3:44 AM
feelin nostalgic for truth and facts
May 19, 2025 at 6:27 PM
when I die, read my @letterboxd.social reviews aloud at my funeral, they were my life’s work
April 26, 2025 at 3:10 AM
Liberals need to understand that it is possible to work with people you hate to get what you want. Republicans understand this, which is why they win
April 23, 2025 at 7:00 PM
didn’t expect to see “Elon’s surrogate brood mare” on my apocalypse survival kit list but here we are
April 22, 2025 at 3:26 PM
Guys have we considered the fact that maybe Stephen Miller can’t read?
April 15, 2025 at 11:58 AM
Reposted
The stock
market Me
🤝
Feeling like
crashing out
April 3, 2025 at 5:57 PM
We went from “I think maybe this whole DEI thing was an over correction” to “do not even BREATHE the word ‘BLACK’ or ‘WOMAN’!!”
April 4, 2025 at 12:38 PM
Do we think DT has ever been inside of a grocery store?
April 3, 2025 at 11:51 AM
Republicans are acting in a way that makes me wonder if they think they will never have to relinquish power again
March 26, 2025 at 6:45 PM
no no that’s my emotional support 24hr ER shift show
March 26, 2025 at 12:34 PM
that Severance finale was giving The Graduate vibes HARD. Just exceptional television
March 22, 2025 at 8:23 PM
oh to be a boomer with zero internet literacy and expendable income
March 21, 2025 at 4:58 PM
hey @nytimes.com wtf was that interview this morning on the Daily?? you really thought NOW is the time to make people even MORE skeptical of health institutions? What is wrong with you
March 20, 2025 at 12:25 PM
some of yall: I jumped on the Trump train for the cheap eggs, but all I got was a recession and WWIII!
March 4, 2025 at 4:58 PM
The good news is, they will never be as funny as us and it just eats them up. Like I will die (literally) laughing at y’all unfunny wanks
February 26, 2025 at 4:15 AM
Reposted
💙
Me, every Friday evening.
February 7, 2025 at 6:49 PM
Elon Musk just forcibly took over the U.S. Treasury and we are all just *checks notes* letting him????
February 3, 2025 at 3:55 PM