𝓜𝓪𝓻𝓾𝓬𝓲𝓬𝓮: 𝓣𝓱𝓮 (𝓛𝓲𝓽𝓮𝓻𝓪𝓵) 𝓑𝓵𝓪𝓬𝓴 𝓦𝓲𝓭𝓸𝔀
@mauricethespider.bsky.social
𝓛𝓲𝓽𝓮𝓻𝓪𝓵𝓵𝔂 𝓪 𝓼𝓹𝓲𝓭𝓮𝓻 | 𝓐𝓵𝓼𝓸 𝓪 𝓶𝓾𝓽𝓪𝓷𝓽 | 𝓜𝓓𝓝𝓘 | https://worm | NON-RP/IRL DNI
Pinned
Giant spider hiss.
“But your eyes are like candy to me—why can’t you give me just this much?”
She put on a sad, pitiful expression.
She put on a sad, pitiful expression.
“There are popsicles in the freezer, please leave me to my work.”
January 14, 2026 at 4:40 AM
Giant spider hiss.
“There are popsicles in the freezer, please leave me to my work.”
January 14, 2026 at 4:18 AM
“There are popsicles in the freezer, please leave me to my work.”
“So if you would PLEASE cease…”
“ ohh”
"One of my multiple compound eyes."
January 14, 2026 at 4:07 AM
“So if you would PLEASE cease…”
“Good.”
"No harm."
"As long as I receive a guarantee that she would not be harmed."
January 14, 2026 at 2:13 AM
“Good.”
"As long as I receive a guarantee that she would not be harmed."
"I'm sorry it must come to this. I tried to be amenable to her."
Sighing.
"If I find her I'll let you know."
"If I find her I'll let you know."
January 14, 2026 at 2:07 AM
"As long as I receive a guarantee that she would not be harmed."
Sighing.
"If I find her I'll let you know."
"If I find her I'll let you know."
"A great number of things that I don't believe involve you."
"What is it this time?"
January 14, 2026 at 2:05 AM
Sighing.
"If I find her I'll let you know."
"If I find her I'll let you know."
"What is it this time?"
"If anyone wants to make an easy $15 million, just bring me Spider-Woman. Unharmed. Alive. We have unfinished business."
January 14, 2026 at 1:59 AM
"What is it this time?"
"I always am."
".....you are so right-"
"Stilettos my small friend."
January 14, 2026 at 1:56 AM
"I always am."
"Stilettos my small friend."
"I think youbforget i don't have that privilege sweetiem"
“I could simply stab the watermelon with one of my eight legs… much less effort.”
January 14, 2026 at 1:55 AM
"Stilettos my small friend."
"One of my multiple compound eyes."
“So what am I nibbling on right now?”
I do not have ears...
January 14, 2026 at 1:37 AM
"One of my multiple compound eyes."
I do not have ears...
She nipped your ears.
January 14, 2026 at 1:08 AM
I do not have ears...
January 14, 2026 at 12:05 AM
“While I hate for violence to take control, some people just never learn.”
January 13, 2026 at 11:42 PM
“While I hate for violence to take control, some people just never learn.”
“I could simply stab the watermelon with one of my eight legs… much less effort.”
January 13, 2026 at 11:37 PM
“I could simply stab the watermelon with one of my eight legs… much less effort.”
“I don’t feel like walking, perhaps I shall use my Arachno-Hoverpack?”
January 13, 2026 at 11:35 PM
“I don’t feel like walking, perhaps I shall use my Arachno-Hoverpack?”
Yes, boner jokes, hilarious.
Now can you pass me the 8-1/2”?
Now can you pass me the 8-1/2”?
January 13, 2026 at 9:28 PM
Yes, boner jokes, hilarious.
Now can you pass me the 8-1/2”?
Now can you pass me the 8-1/2”?
"I appreciate the encouragement, however I prefer to portray myself as something good rather than evil."
“You should try again. You’d make for a wicked evil god in the right fantasy flick.”
"In a sense, correct!"
"Though that was my only acting job, I still carry the union card, however."
"Though that was my only acting job, I still carry the union card, however."
January 13, 2026 at 6:29 PM
"I appreciate the encouragement, however I prefer to portray myself as something good rather than evil."
"In a sense, correct!"
"Though that was my only acting job, I still carry the union card, however."
"Though that was my only acting job, I still carry the union card, however."
“No, no, you didn’t just…”
He rubs his forehead.
“…you’re a scientist and an actor?”
He rubs his forehead.
“…you’re a scientist and an actor?”
“Well really it was a pet of tusk tie in for this horror film I starred in.”
January 13, 2026 at 6:21 PM
"In a sense, correct!"
"Though that was my only acting job, I still carry the union card, however."
"Though that was my only acting job, I still carry the union card, however."
"There are documentaries I've been in, go watch one."
"Y'know, if you can find the document, I would *totally* be willing to read it."
"Not a literal document..."
He sighs and shakes his head.
He sighs and shakes his head.
January 13, 2026 at 5:44 PM
"There are documentaries I've been in, go watch one."
"Not a literal document..."
He sighs and shakes his head.
He sighs and shakes his head.
"Oh, uh..."
💭: Man, that was awkward. 'The spider that bit me?' Who even asks that? So romantic!
"I don't think I read that document..."
💭: Man, that was awkward. 'The spider that bit me?' Who even asks that? So romantic!
"I don't think I read that document..."
"I highly doubt it, my upbringing was quite well documented!"
January 13, 2026 at 5:38 PM
"Not a literal document..."
He sighs and shakes his head.
He sighs and shakes his head.
"I highly doubt it, my upbringing was quite well documented!"
"You uh... you wouldn't happen to be the spider that bit me... would you?"
"Yes what is it?"
January 13, 2026 at 5:31 PM
"I highly doubt it, my upbringing was quite well documented!"
"Yes what is it?"
@mauricethespider.bsky.social
Hanging out in the corner of a warehouse. On the ceiling. Y'know, on a web.
Next to this dude.
Clearing his throat.
Hanging out in the corner of a warehouse. On the ceiling. Y'know, on a web.
Next to this dude.
Clearing his throat.
January 13, 2026 at 5:29 PM
"Yes what is it?"