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maureenkosse.bsky.social
voiced anal fricative, PhD
@maureenkosse.bsky.social
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PhD in linguistics from the University of Colorado Boulder. Research: far right and "alt right" discourse, semiotics, syntax. she.
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maureenkosse.bsky.social
Isnt asking for “chalant lover boy” , kinda unrealistic considering you also want him to face constant rejection until he finds someone to date which usually takes many tries?
October 22, 2025 at 3:02 AM
maureenkosse.bsky.social
been playing around in internet archives abandonware and found this gem: Cosmo Fashion Makeover Deluxe (1999). you put in your measurements and it makes a 3d model of you to try on clothes (I think originally it would also connect you to online shopping??). anyway it was surprisingly accurate
Screenshot of Cosmo Fashion Makeover. Maureen's face is pasted onto a weird looking 3d "virtual model". The text says "Hello, I'm your virtual model. I'm meant to be your reflection. And I'm here to help you look and feel your very best"
October 19, 2025 at 4:50 PM
maureenkosse.bsky.social
"viewpoint discrimination" 💀
She’s challenging the law in Colorado. The state says its measure simply regulates licensed therapists by barring a practice that’s been scientifically discredited and linked to serious harm. But the court’s conservative majority didn’t seem convinced that states can restrict talk therapy aimed at changing feelings or behavior while allowing counseling that affirms kids identifying as gay or transgender. Justice Samuel Alito said the law “looks like blatant viewpoint discrimination.”
October 7, 2025 at 9:41 PM
maureenkosse.bsky.social
most notably, compulsory heterosexuality has become "comphet" which basically acts like a false consciousness & will change you against your will
I’ve never had a crush on any woman before (at least I don’t think) and still find men very attractive but of course I stumbled across the late bloomer account where they say those are all signs of comphet.
September 25, 2025 at 4:00 PM
maureenkosse.bsky.social
need this shirt
The phrase "pride month" repeated, with rainbow color highlighting the D and E from "pride" and the M, O, and N from "month" to spell out the word "demon"
June 1, 2025 at 6:57 PM
maureenkosse.bsky.social
scraping together the funds to move for a postdoc
Screenshot of a search bar, with the query "how to legally sell body parts"
May 22, 2025 at 4:44 PM
maureenkosse.bsky.social
clocked on a Sunday evening
Ad with the title "this is how dopamine obsession looks in women". Image depicts a purple humanoid figure with glassy red eyes and a blue wig, dancing with arms flailing
May 19, 2025 at 3:36 AM
maureenkosse.bsky.social
every day I cry and throw up with love for this dog
a tan chihuahua with big ears looks at you while laying on her back. you can see her tiny little teeth because gravity has drawn her lips down slightly. her eyes are round and shiny.
February 27, 2025 at 5:19 AM
maureenkosse.bsky.social
not now mommy is merging her duplicates
A screenshot from The Sims video game. A woman has Zotero pulled up on her desktop and is merging duplicates while her baby is on fire next to her on the floor.
January 24, 2025 at 4:33 AM
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you know I had to
A drink called "The Cuckold". Gin, lime, lemon, cucumber puree, agave, and ginger beer.
January 11, 2025 at 6:11 AM
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I feel so seen right now, because this is the image I used for my language gender and sexuality course header
Screenshot of the link to my Canvas course. The Golden Ratio is overlaid over the body of a raccoon who is eating a sandwich. The original meme, showing a Golden Ratio overlaid onto the body of a raccoon eating some bread. The text above says "This is the ideal male body. You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like."
December 19, 2024 at 6:30 PM
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lucid, accessible, applicable
Book cover of Language, Capitalism, and Colonialism: toward a critical history by Monica Heller and Bonnie McElhinny
November 20, 2024 at 5:17 PM
maureenkosse.bsky.social
have to finish dissertation by Jan 2025 or get kicked. father in law has major medical crisis and spends the summer in a coma. my mom gets diagnosed with cancer in the fall. my advisor dislikes my latest chapter draft.
Wrestling legend Dude Love points up to the sky with a jaunty smile. He has long curly hair wrapped in a bandana. He's wearing a tie die shirt with his name on it.
November 20, 2024 at 2:47 AM
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I never thought I'd see a children's toy marketed as 'thicc'
a toy called Thick Shark Mystery Egg
December 14, 2023 at 5:20 PM
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ripped the waterpipe and about to sire several new branches of the Farty dynasty
a young adult sim named Squeamish Farty. he is talking to a woman with red hair. he has very big eyes, a lot of long wavy hair, and he's dressed like a beach guy
November 23, 2023 at 1:33 AM