without fail, every May I have a moment where I think i'm bad at my job because I mess up/forget things. I hate it!! But i'm reaching the end of my rope with work

I need to brag for a minute. I went out last night, I drank, was Deff drunk but not like excessively so, I went home chugged a Gatorade and water, went to bed, slept in a little, WOKE UP PERKY AND READY TO GO. Best of both worlds

Fully wore a pimple patch out to the bars last night.

I actually find it so funny that people voted for Trump because eggs were too expensive, only for them to get even more expensive.

Democratic Leaders Stand Real Still In Hopes No One Notices Them

I’m gatekeeping where to buy cheap eggs

Love is Blind is making me concerned about the academics in Minnesota

Had every intention of going to bed at a decent hour tonight, but alas, my body has said otherwise

Wait I think this gets passed over but the Basilisk in Harry Potter has an Achilles heel of a ROOSTER so, wtf didn’t Harry grab one from hagrids mini farm (surely there’s rooster)

Cats that became infected with bird flu might have spread the virus to humans in the same household and vice versa, according to data that briefly appeared online in a report from the CDC but then abruptly vanished.

working with creatives is no easy task and not enough people talk about this. not enough people even experience this

Kinda living for this war on America lol

Uh oh… one of my Trump supporting relatives just followed me on IG. They are not going to be pleased 😈

I’ve got a Severence theory. The red-headed chick is pretending to be her innie, but it’s the outie undercover.

We honestly aren’t talking enough about Luigi Mangione’s amazing curly hair. I’m gonna need him to drop the curly girl routine he’s got because how does he make them look so nourished?!

I love listening to new music but sometimes I don't have the capacity to go looking for it

I can’t imagine murdering someone and simultaneously finding out that everyone thinks you’re hot. That’s gotta do something to a person

Last night I was trying to wing woman for my sister and cousin and approached some guys at a bar. Ended up asking them who they voted for in the election and they were SILENT. it’s SOO weird to me how 45 won again and those who voted for him feel… I can only assume shame? Say it with your chest bb

been listening to Bo Burnham's "Inside" a lot this past week and I just keep thinking that I should have seen this all coming.