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Jacob Mauceri
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Chairman of the Bored 🍎
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i saw the tv glow but every scene of the pink opaque is edited to be emilia perez
February 3, 2025 at 9:18 PM
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If you can do a half-decent Marge Simpson impression and exclaim, “How did the pig tracks get on the ceiling??” most men within earshot will start singing, “Spider-Pig, Spider-Pig….” and I think that level of social conditioning needs to be studied further.
January 30, 2025 at 4:48 PM
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This button calls out to me in 99% of my meetings.

Fun fact: the person talking isn’t notified when you click it. Enjoy!
November 25, 2024 at 7:13 PM
November 21, 2024 at 2:33 PM
$5 a bar?! 😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫
A24 has announced that they are starting a chocolate brand named ‘Movie Chocolate’

• Fizzy Fountain Soda - root beer & popping candy

• Popcorn & Candy - popcorn & candy-coated chocolate pieces

• Salty Peanut Crunch - salty peanuts & a caramel crunch
November 20, 2024 at 3:19 PM
brrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
November 15, 2024 at 3:43 PM
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*Elon tiptoes away holding cartoonishly large scissors*
Bluesky is still experiencing significant outages

One of their bandwidth providers had their fiber cable cut

“The outages aren't us”

(via @pfrazee.com)
November 14, 2024 at 11:38 PM
A little B&N action, a little Bryant Park chaser
November 15, 2024 at 12:52 AM
tapping into My Brilliant Friend (the well regarded novel)
November 14, 2024 at 3:10 AM
Y’all start thirsting on wholesome Twitter and I’m telling Santa, personally, that y’all are being naughty! Enjoy your coal 🖐️🖐️
November 13, 2024 at 9:57 PM
Panang curry rules so damn hard. Might go crazy even and add a lil chicken to it, it’s one of those days!
November 13, 2024 at 4:13 PM
Made a twitter acct for all of my writing shenanigans and all it is is porn bots and that Nick Fuentes loser. Vile shit all around.
November 13, 2024 at 2:57 PM
(respectfully) will not be watching! 🤠
November 13, 2024 at 2:56 PM
Went to Chelsea Flea this weekend, grabbed a 35mm camera, and pounded some mediocre pizza afterwards. Quasimodo predicted all of this.
November 13, 2024 at 1:06 AM
and we’re back with more Bluesky
October 30, 2024 at 5:34 PM
If it gets me away from the Toxic Dumbvenger, I’ll stick this site out
nobody move
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August 18, 2023 at 9:58 PM
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nobody move
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