Matthew
matzipan.bsky.social
Matthew
@matzipan.bsky.social
Artist, dog-lover, and avid reader.
So cute!
December 1, 2025 at 6:48 PM
We made hell and you're a demon in middle-management
October 23, 2025 at 9:17 PM
Shakespeare was a gamer
September 26, 2025 at 1:56 AM
Dads like classic rock and moms like yiddish folk tunes, pretty sure this experience is universal
September 20, 2025 at 5:42 PM
Welcome to your life
September 19, 2025 at 11:53 PM
I’m so sorry.
August 26, 2025 at 10:09 PM
What even is happening, we could have a smart centrist mayor if they really wanted it but the egotists are too busy glory-seeking with the stupidest nonsense imaginable.
August 25, 2025 at 5:01 AM
::goes for a walk on a Sunday::

“Wow okay make terminator 2 judgment day become reality if you hate the proletariat that much, easter bunny I am coming for you next you riddler wannabe”
August 25, 2025 at 4:58 AM
When I get a tattoo after paying my bills and my bills respawn
August 21, 2025 at 10:39 PM
That’s unfortunate
August 13, 2025 at 5:31 PM
And unlike time crisis at the movie theater it wasn’t like a dollar fifty a game or some nonsense
August 13, 2025 at 5:29 PM
I memorized this game, no continues
The last time I was good at a video game
So fun
August 13, 2025 at 5:29 PM
I I dont want to die!!
August 13, 2025 at 5:27 PM
Knows what he’s about
August 7, 2025 at 5:48 PM
Having a past sucks. Goldfish got it figured out.
August 7, 2025 at 4:17 PM
My hero likes me a lot
Skill issue
July 23, 2025 at 10:23 PM
This is also parasocial and possibly nonsensical, but I don’t believe Mira Nair would raise a son with hate in his heart and an inability to place himself in the shoes of others.
June 25, 2025 at 3:57 AM
I was mainly anti-Cuomo, but I’d really love to see someone actually try to implement public services in a way that moves the city forward.
June 25, 2025 at 3:50 AM
From the diary of Albert Wesker: Just saw The Matrix. Brooooooo
June 19, 2025 at 7:35 PM
You’re so good!! Hope you are well!
June 19, 2025 at 3:00 AM
I love it !
May 31, 2025 at 6:12 AM
At some point, the time and resources spent generating and evaluating ai images could have been used by one person with a computer having one good idea and executing it.
May 15, 2025 at 5:45 PM
Priorities!
March 10, 2025 at 11:23 PM
Like a baby alligator on your arm
March 5, 2025 at 7:16 PM