Matt Zoller Seitz
@mattzollerseitz.bsky.social
Author, filmmaker, book dealer. Bookstore: mzs.press. RogerEbert.com editor-at-large. New York Magazine writer.
Counterpoint: if I had to answer the same literal-minded nitpicky question for decades, I'd probably blow my stack at some point as well
November 11, 2025 at 5:38 AM
Counterpoint: if I had to answer the same literal-minded nitpicky question for decades, I'd probably blow my stack at some point as well
I can't believe that we are nine years into this nightmare, and the general public still doesn't seem to understand, but if you pit a crazy-ass motherfucker who's capable of anything against people who seem like they don't wanna do anything, the winner will be clear
November 11, 2025 at 5:03 AM
I can't believe that we are nine years into this nightmare, and the general public still doesn't seem to understand, but if you pit a crazy-ass motherfucker who's capable of anything against people who seem like they don't wanna do anything, the winner will be clear
Reposted by Matt Zoller Seitz
I have been singing the praises of minivans for decades, maybe now people will finally get with the program
November 11, 2025 at 12:50 AM
I have been singing the praises of minivans for decades, maybe now people will finally get with the program
Reposted by Matt Zoller Seitz
Reposted by Matt Zoller Seitz
I'm so worried about what'll happen when our kids are old enough to have phones!!!! 😮😮😮
![A meme depicting a woman staring at her phone with one hand on her head, with the following text below:
IS YOUR CHILD TEXTING ABOUT THE WRECK OF THE EDMUND FITZGERALD?
What your Great Lakes maritime history-obsessed teen's text messages actually mean:
brb = bell rang bro
rofl = rang out for lost (crew)
bff = big freakin' freigher
lol = Load of Ore on the Lake
smh = shift minutes to hours
glhf = Great Lakes hella freighter
tbh = taconite be haulin'
stfu = steer the freighter upwind
tfw = that freakin' witch (of November)
asl = a ship lost
gg = Gitche Gumee
idc = immoderate deadweight capacity
btw = beneath the waves
afk = a freighter kaput
hbd = hauler's beacon down
ily = iron load yonder
jk = just [24] kilometers
lmao = lost my abyssal ore
nbd = north bound draft
glhf = good lord, hold flooding
omg = obliteratingly massive gales
tmi = too much iron
wtf = White Fish (Bay)](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:ccm7gttkbfs2eyyrlpshmeun/bafkreib6ughtj23oqdskaisavrueyn6fijujbp2e663h6p6ukx74lbibyu@jpeg)
October 31, 2025 at 5:10 PM
I'm so worried about what'll happen when our kids are old enough to have phones!!!! 😮😮😮
No kidding: I'm gonna print this out and frame it over my desk.
November 10, 2025 at 3:04 PM
No kidding: I'm gonna print this out and frame it over my desk.