Ssssomebody sssstop me!!! Seriously, somebody stop this. Just all of it.

Me: How many we have for Christmas?
Wife: IDK….20 or so?
Me: We’re gonna need about 70 meatballs
Wife: What?!?
Me: And at least 5-6 pounds of sausage
Wife:……
Me: And 9 or 10 boxes of ravioli
Wife: (sarcastically) you sure that’s gonna be enough?
Me: Should I do baked clams?…I’ll do baked clams.

I don’t know how much Christmas spirit is allowed in one photo but we gotta be pushing the limits over here.