I can’t wait for next week’s episode of 1923 where we will see the next seven and a half miles of the Dutton’s 5,000 mile journey that began a season and a half ago. Hopefully we’ll get another riveting waiting room scene or more last second train boardings. It’s gonna be 1928 before they get there!

So Pete Hegseth being confirmed for SecDef has gotta be end of imposter syndrome, right? There’s no way ANYONE can feel that they aren’t qualified for their job now.

Ssssomebody sssstop me!!! Seriously, somebody stop this. Just all of it.

I feel like it was a mistake for Notre Dame to not dress their entire defense for this game.

Me: How many we have for Christmas?
Wife: IDK….20 or so?
Me: We’re gonna need about 70 meatballs
Wife: What?!?
Me: And at least 5-6 pounds of sausage
Wife:……
Me: And 9 or 10 boxes of ravioli
Wife: (sarcastically) you sure that’s gonna be enough?
Me: Should I do baked clams?…I’ll do baked clams.

I don’t know how much Christmas spirit is allowed in one photo but we gotta be pushing the limits over here.

Joe Rogan gives voice and validation to the types of half formed, factually unsupported thoughts everyone has in their heads. The problem is that too many people identify with those thoughts and think, “I’m smart like him,” instead of “he’s dumb like me.”

The one thing nobody tells you about getting older it that one day one of your socks will be considerably more difficult to put on than the other

I gentle parent in that I gently place the ice cubes into my whiskey glass at night as to not wake the demons I’ve finally threatened into bed