MattyP
@mattyp1977.bsky.social
He/Him, father, husband, reader, atheist.
The thing I love about being MAGA presenting is watching MAGA meltdown when they find out the 48 year old, white, CIS, male is one of the most far left, progressive, anti-Trump(ers) they have ever met.
September 5, 2025 at 12:52 AM
The thing I love about being MAGA presenting is watching MAGA meltdown when they find out the 48 year old, white, CIS, male is one of the most far left, progressive, anti-Trump(ers) they have ever met.
Conservatives: “YES, we gerrymandered everything now Republicans will control everything.”
Liberals expatriate
Conservatives: “YES, all the liberals are gone. WE WON.”
Conservatives (one year later): “Where the fuck did all the money go? Why is the ocean on fire?”
Liberals expatriate
Conservatives: “YES, all the liberals are gone. WE WON.”
Conservatives (one year later): “Where the fuck did all the money go? Why is the ocean on fire?”
September 2, 2025 at 9:59 PM
Conservatives: “YES, we gerrymandered everything now Republicans will control everything.”
Liberals expatriate
Conservatives: “YES, all the liberals are gone. WE WON.”
Conservatives (one year later): “Where the fuck did all the money go? Why is the ocean on fire?”
Liberals expatriate
Conservatives: “YES, all the liberals are gone. WE WON.”
Conservatives (one year later): “Where the fuck did all the money go? Why is the ocean on fire?”
Y’all, I think he’s dead. Nothing in these photos are not working for me.
August 30, 2025 at 8:50 PM
Y’all, I think he’s dead. Nothing in these photos are not working for me.
Remember when conservatives demanded to know what President Biden’s doctors were hiding from us regarding his health? Now these same people are actively hiding Trump’s obvious illness from us.
August 28, 2025 at 1:21 AM
Remember when conservatives demanded to know what President Biden’s doctors were hiding from us regarding his health? Now these same people are actively hiding Trump’s obvious illness from us.
It’s odd knowing that 70+ million people in the United States think Indiana Jones is the bad guy.
August 5, 2025 at 2:43 PM
It’s odd knowing that 70+ million people in the United States think Indiana Jones is the bad guy.
Can we please shut the fuck up about Sydney Sweeney and get the attention back on the Epstein Files?
August 5, 2025 at 1:52 AM
Can we please shut the fuck up about Sydney Sweeney and get the attention back on the Epstein Files?
Something has become painfully clear to me, Trumpers want a fascist dictatorship. The thought of the military being deployed in American cities makes them happy, Hell Trump could drop a bomb on LA, Chicago, New York, and Boston, and Trumpers would cheer. It’s sad that this is where our country is.
August 3, 2025 at 7:28 PM
Something has become painfully clear to me, Trumpers want a fascist dictatorship. The thought of the military being deployed in American cities makes them happy, Hell Trump could drop a bomb on LA, Chicago, New York, and Boston, and Trumpers would cheer. It’s sad that this is where our country is.
Cuban-Canadian Edward Rafael Cruz: “FDR could not be prosecuted for dropping the atom bombs.” I agree Eddie, mostly because it was Harry Truman who ordered the attacks.
July 29, 2025 at 2:18 AM
Cuban-Canadian Edward Rafael Cruz: “FDR could not be prosecuted for dropping the atom bombs.” I agree Eddie, mostly because it was Harry Truman who ordered the attacks.
The truth is, the United States and its citizens have no decency, no respect for each other, and we are just mean. We are. It’s sad. It will take decades, if not a century, to recover from this.
July 29, 2025 at 1:15 AM
The truth is, the United States and its citizens have no decency, no respect for each other, and we are just mean. We are. It’s sad. It will take decades, if not a century, to recover from this.
God damn it. Sydney Sweeney is a fucking MAGAt. Not to mention a straight up NAZI. Fuck her.
July 28, 2025 at 9:40 PM
God damn it. Sydney Sweeney is a fucking MAGAt. Not to mention a straight up NAZI. Fuck her.
Me: “Spending time in conservative Heaven sounds like literal Hell to me.”
Conservative: “You’d rather spend eternity being tortured?”
Me: “Don’t kink shame, bitch.”
Conservative: “You’d rather spend eternity being tortured?”
Me: “Don’t kink shame, bitch.”
July 23, 2025 at 11:45 PM
Me: “Spending time in conservative Heaven sounds like literal Hell to me.”
Conservative: “You’d rather spend eternity being tortured?”
Me: “Don’t kink shame, bitch.”
Conservative: “You’d rather spend eternity being tortured?”
Me: “Don’t kink shame, bitch.”
Modern day conservatives be like:
July 17, 2025 at 8:49 PM
Modern day conservatives be like:
Fuck John O’Keefe’s family. They condemned Karen before the trial, hoping to poison the jury pool and guaranteeing a guilty verdict. When the tables turned, they act like they’re the aggrieved ones. Don’t play the game, if you don’t like the reverse.
July 3, 2025 at 2:50 PM
Fuck John O’Keefe’s family. They condemned Karen before the trial, hoping to poison the jury pool and guaranteeing a guilty verdict. When the tables turned, they act like they’re the aggrieved ones. Don’t play the game, if you don’t like the reverse.
Watching three lying sacks of excrement claiming victory would be highly amusing, if we weren’t on the brink of nuclear war. Trump, the Ayatollah, and Bibi all lying is par for the course. Get all three away from nuclear weapons.
June 26, 2025 at 3:36 PM
Watching three lying sacks of excrement claiming victory would be highly amusing, if we weren’t on the brink of nuclear war. Trump, the Ayatollah, and Bibi all lying is par for the course. Get all three away from nuclear weapons.
The two weeks that Trump gave for Iran means nothing. He has no idea what he is doing, and he is hoping against hope that this will somehow work itself out. But it won’t, because he has all but promised to wipe Iran out. Therefore, the bluff is going to be called. God help us, when that happens.
June 21, 2025 at 5:03 PM
The two weeks that Trump gave for Iran means nothing. He has no idea what he is doing, and he is hoping against hope that this will somehow work itself out. But it won’t, because he has all but promised to wipe Iran out. Therefore, the bluff is going to be called. God help us, when that happens.
Conservatives love to talk about how bad education is today, but in the 80s the 1/3 pounder failed at McDonalds and they kept the 1/4 pounder because Americans thought 1/3 was less than 1/4. What I am basically saying is, maybe they should shut the fuck up.
June 12, 2025 at 1:15 AM
Conservatives love to talk about how bad education is today, but in the 80s the 1/3 pounder failed at McDonalds and they kept the 1/4 pounder because Americans thought 1/3 was less than 1/4. What I am basically saying is, maybe they should shut the fuck up.
I think the lesson we can learn from this mess is that football coaches should teach history and social studies.
May 23, 2025 at 1:08 AM
I think the lesson we can learn from this mess is that football coaches should teach history and social studies.
Got called the f-word today. I said, what did you call me (acting like I didn’t hear). He says it again. My response: “Why are you calling me sticks? I don’t get it?” Man, the dude walked away wicked confused. #youhavetooutdumbthem
May 3, 2025 at 3:36 AM
Got called the f-word today. I said, what did you call me (acting like I didn’t hear). He says it again. My response: “Why are you calling me sticks? I don’t get it?” Man, the dude walked away wicked confused. #youhavetooutdumbthem
If he wants something Nuremberg, let’s give the whole Republican Party a trial.
The Fuhrer wants a Nuremberg style parade on his birthday.
May 2, 2025 at 2:54 AM
If he wants something Nuremberg, let’s give the whole Republican Party a trial.
Texas may not deserve Jasmine, but Texas NEEDS Jasmine.
The people of TX-30 elected me to speak up and speak out for them — and that’s exactly what I’ll continue to do.
May 2, 2025 at 2:50 AM
Texas may not deserve Jasmine, but Texas NEEDS Jasmine.
Watching Trumpers lose their shit when I tell them “I dont care” when they try and insult me is my new favorite thing. They get so mad, they try harder and harder, but I really don’t care.
May 1, 2025 at 2:23 AM
Watching Trumpers lose their shit when I tell them “I dont care” when they try and insult me is my new favorite thing. They get so mad, they try harder and harder, but I really don’t care.
Conservatives: racism is not systemic.
Dude, one of the first main Hollywood films features the KKK as the good guys
Dude, one of the first main Hollywood films features the KKK as the good guys
April 27, 2025 at 5:44 PM
Conservatives: racism is not systemic.
Dude, one of the first main Hollywood films features the KKK as the good guys
Dude, one of the first main Hollywood films features the KKK as the good guys
My new favorite take: “why are all these people questioning RFK, Jr. yet nobody questioned Dr. Fauci.”
Did you hear yourself, one of them is legitimately a doctor. Went to med school, and knows about medicine. The other had his brain eaten by worm.
Did you hear yourself, one of them is legitimately a doctor. Went to med school, and knows about medicine. The other had his brain eaten by worm.
April 23, 2025 at 6:07 PM
My new favorite take: “why are all these people questioning RFK, Jr. yet nobody questioned Dr. Fauci.”
Did you hear yourself, one of them is legitimately a doctor. Went to med school, and knows about medicine. The other had his brain eaten by worm.
Did you hear yourself, one of them is legitimately a doctor. Went to med school, and knows about medicine. The other had his brain eaten by worm.
There was a word for Germans who joined the NAZI party in the 1930s who did not have a problem with Jews, but joined because of fiscal anxiety, or the way Germany was being treated. That word was NAZI.
April 17, 2025 at 1:08 AM
There was a word for Germans who joined the NAZI party in the 1930s who did not have a problem with Jews, but joined because of fiscal anxiety, or the way Germany was being treated. That word was NAZI.
Trump is now defying the Supreme Court. The Constitutional Crisis has reached its epoch. Either Trump is removed, or the American Experiment is over. That is the two choices we currently have
April 14, 2025 at 10:54 PM
Trump is now defying the Supreme Court. The Constitutional Crisis has reached its epoch. Either Trump is removed, or the American Experiment is over. That is the two choices we currently have