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Matty No Energy
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🏳️‍🌈 (He/Him) | Trying my very best and failing
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You’d think this flannel would keep me warm. You’d be wrong.
Selfie in my room wearing a blue plaid flannel
November 19, 2025 at 3:51 PM
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Nick still keeps the windows open
Still of Jack Nicholson frozen in the snow from The Shining (1980)
November 17, 2025 at 2:21 AM
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Hope feels so good
Nicole Kidman divorce meme. Shes seen arms wide open, smilling with her eyes closed, basking in the sunlight.
November 5, 2025 at 3:40 AM
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Went with something else in the end
Selfie with new glasses. Neon green skeleton halloween decoration behind me
October 27, 2025 at 4:27 PM
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Good morning, saturday morning! You know what time it is
Very large fish bowl filled with milky iced coffee. Someone is drinking it with a regular straw
October 25, 2025 at 2:12 PM
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My right airpod dying on my lunch walk
Stock image of girl posing for selfie but pointing a gun to her face instead of a phone
October 20, 2025 at 4:24 PM
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Spooky watching!
Title card for the movie Them! (1954). Black and white shot of a spikey tree in an arid climate with mountains in the backgrown. The title is written in red letters in the middle of the screen.
October 7, 2025 at 12:50 AM
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Looking into brown tortoise frames. Which ones? None? Help!
Screenshot of me virtually trying on a pair of eyeglasses with a brown tortoise shell frame on the Warby Parker website Screenshot of me virtually trying on a pair of eyeglasses with a brown tortoise shell frame on the Warby Parker website Screenshot of me virtually trying on a pair of eyeglasses with a brown tortoise shell frame on the Warby Parker website Screenshot of me virtually trying on a pair of eyeglasses with a brown tortoise shell and metal frame on the Warby Parker website
October 4, 2025 at 6:18 PM
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Can we do a reaction pic thread? Let’s get each others’ meme albums up
Marge simpson smiling and bent over a flat surface. Behind her, Flanders is approaching shirtless and ripped. Channelling a children’s book cover: an image of a young rabbit drawing a picture and looking sad. A caption describes the bunny’s thoughts “Why won’t god blow up the sun? …do my prayers mean nothing to him?» The bee from The Bee Movie smiling from an overhead angle, giving their smile a mischevious or downright creepy aroused tone Demi Lovato Tampax adverstising campain. She is smiling and turned sideway doing a hair grab pose. Entire caption has been removed except the word “period”
October 4, 2025 at 3:08 AM
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TW: Suicidal ideation. Image of a countdown named “Killing myself” at 0, with the indication “Postponed” over it.
October 2, 2025 at 3:15 PM
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Saw a turtle on a rock. It was a good day
Photo of a young turtle on a rock in the middle of a pond
September 29, 2025 at 1:24 AM
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Meme of Squidward looking out the window and seeing Spongebob and Patrick Star running enjoying themselves outside.
September 9, 2025 at 3:58 PM
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Doctor I trust more than RFK Jr.
Dr. Nick Riviera from The Simpsons waving hi
September 7, 2025 at 12:48 PM
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I’m all the way east
Selfie of a man with a mustache in front of Newfoundland coastline wearing a purple t-shirt and a denim jacket Selfie of a man with a mustache in front of a lighthouse on the coastline of Newfoundland
August 28, 2025 at 2:21 PM
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Wait I need em to sell those in the states
Hand holding a can of Lime flavored Crush
August 27, 2025 at 4:27 PM
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I’m off to Newfoundland for the week!
Jamie Lee Curtis wearing the cunty demin outfit from Freakier Friday, throwing a peace sign.
August 25, 2025 at 1:25 PM
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Still can’t believe we got Hair as an added bonus
August 24, 2025 at 5:57 PM
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Its been a whole day and i’ve now concluded my initial reaction was too harsh. Its fine
Selfie of a scruffy man in bed wearing a green t-shirt with yellow stripes and airpods. His hair is combed to the side
August 21, 2025 at 11:11 PM
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Got a haircut and its kinda mid
Drawing of a cow with long lashes, eyes closed and serene looking. A hand is pointing a gun against its head and aiming at its brain.
August 21, 2025 at 12:20 AM
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Went to my local AMC to see Weapons
Still of Demi Lovato in Camp Rock infamously saying “She’s really good!” about the most godawful beat from Alyson Stoner
August 7, 2025 at 10:03 PM
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Hold on… 👁️🫦👁️
“Hiker” card from Pokemon TCGP depicting a rotound man with a thick beard and a cute smile wearing outdoorsy clothes, standing on a teail overlooking a valley.
August 4, 2025 at 1:10 AM
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Unnerving
Screenshot of a duolingo lesson. The spanish sentence “mis caballos coleccionan dientes” which translates to “my horses collect teeth”
August 2, 2025 at 3:19 AM
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Girls with green hair on the subway today
Still from The White Lotus depicting Jennifer Coolidge saying “These gays, they’re trying to murder me”
August 1, 2025 at 1:12 PM
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Two guys sitting in a bus droving by a cliff. One is clearly distraut and looking at the harsh rock inches away. The other is in happy and in awe looking at the view from the cliff. Both have a text bubble overhead saying “there is no correct answer” indicating perspective is key
July 30, 2025 at 12:37 PM
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Oh
Closeup photo of monkey biting their lower lip taken from below.
July 14, 2025 at 5:44 PM