Matty No Energy
@mattynoenergy.bsky.social
🏳️🌈 (He/Him) | Trying my very best and failing
It’s busting-out-the-fuzzy-socks cold
December 8, 2025 at 5:24 PM
It’s busting-out-the-fuzzy-socks cold
Few slices of lunch meat and a granola bar for breakfast. Follow me for more life hack
December 8, 2025 at 3:23 PM
Few slices of lunch meat and a granola bar for breakfast. Follow me for more life hack
All I want for christmas is an in-person therapist I can afford in the long run
December 8, 2025 at 2:34 PM
All I want for christmas is an in-person therapist I can afford in the long run
Why does movie theatre pop corn smell espcially appetizing in the morning?
December 7, 2025 at 2:02 PM
Why does movie theatre pop corn smell espcially appetizing in the morning?
They call it Wonder Pick because it has you wondering why you even bother.
December 6, 2025 at 11:30 PM
They call it Wonder Pick because it has you wondering why you even bother.
Completely hypnotized by the guy who jumps rope in 3 inch shorts on Instagram
December 6, 2025 at 6:55 PM
Completely hypnotized by the guy who jumps rope in 3 inch shorts on Instagram
A nap is imminent
December 5, 2025 at 9:28 PM
A nap is imminent
Cloud dancer sounds like a slur for 🏳️🌈 angels
December 4, 2025 at 3:04 PM
Cloud dancer sounds like a slur for 🏳️🌈 angels
Alanis Morrissette voice: I’m up but i’m tired. I’m awake but at what cost babay
December 4, 2025 at 2:04 PM
Alanis Morrissette voice: I’m up but i’m tired. I’m awake but at what cost babay
Apple Replay (So far - switched from Spotify in November)
December 3, 2025 at 4:26 PM
Apple Replay (So far - switched from Spotify in November)
Wrapped (incomplete - switched to Apple Music in November)
December 3, 2025 at 4:23 PM
Wrapped (incomplete - switched to Apple Music in November)
Switched to Apple Music in November. Is my monthly wrapped my definitive yearly wrapped, or will it also keep up with and include my listening in December?
December 2, 2025 at 4:06 PM
Switched to Apple Music in November. Is my monthly wrapped my definitive yearly wrapped, or will it also keep up with and include my listening in December?
Maybe I could be a morning person if I didnt struggle to fall (and stay) asleep.
November 30, 2025 at 3:58 PM
Maybe I could be a morning person if I didnt struggle to fall (and stay) asleep.
I’m off to see the wizard
November 23, 2025 at 1:01 PM
I’m off to see the wizard
Siri, set a 5 minute timer called “tea is ready”
November 21, 2025 at 2:06 PM
Siri, set a 5 minute timer called “tea is ready”
You’d think this flannel would keep me warm. You’d be wrong.
November 19, 2025 at 3:51 PM
You’d think this flannel would keep me warm. You’d be wrong.
I didn’t sleep in the exact right posture so now it feels like someone wedged a midsize rock in my back
November 18, 2025 at 6:30 PM
I didn’t sleep in the exact right posture so now it feels like someone wedged a midsize rock in my back
Here to spread the word about pop excellence Eli for those uninitiated music.apple.com/us/album/som...
Somebody I'm Not by Eli on Apple Music
Song · 2025 · Duration 3:29
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November 18, 2025 at 5:01 PM
Here to spread the word about pop excellence Eli for those uninitiated music.apple.com/us/album/som...
Nick still keeps the windows open
November 17, 2025 at 2:21 AM
Nick still keeps the windows open
Fixed sliding closet doors, yeah you could say I know a thing or two about manual labor
November 16, 2025 at 6:20 PM
Fixed sliding closet doors, yeah you could say I know a thing or two about manual labor
Youtube has never recommended me a Mr Beast video so I must be doing something right
November 15, 2025 at 2:33 PM
Youtube has never recommended me a Mr Beast video so I must be doing something right
Gay guy tragedy: my favorite pair of underwear has a whole in it
November 15, 2025 at 2:12 AM
Gay guy tragedy: my favorite pair of underwear has a whole in it
Woke up with this song stuck in my head like it’s 2007 youtu.be/q-SJjFcnsGs?...
Klaxons - Golden Skans
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November 14, 2025 at 1:29 PM
Woke up with this song stuck in my head like it’s 2007 youtu.be/q-SJjFcnsGs?...
Goon a movie.
Goon in 60 Seconds
Goon in 60 Seconds
Goon a movie.
Goon with the Wind
Goon with the Wind
Goon a movie.
Brigagoon.
It's about Scottish doggers who end up in a town of horny perverts. They sing.
Brigagoon.
It's about Scottish doggers who end up in a town of horny perverts. They sing.
November 13, 2025 at 4:39 AM
Goon a movie.
Goon in 60 Seconds
Goon in 60 Seconds
I’m a simple guy. I’m liking every northern lights picture I see
November 12, 2025 at 3:05 PM
I’m a simple guy. I’m liking every northern lights picture I see