Matty
@mattyhotdogz.bsky.social
Idiotic bits and head of production at Good Time Society. Prolific Riftbound interaction loser. Inventor of The Spalört.
Idk I hope beer doesn’t think about turning me into piss
November 14, 2025 at 11:49 PM
Idk I hope beer doesn’t think about turning me into piss
Aw hell yeah reading the book explains the book
November 13, 2025 at 3:22 PM
Aw hell yeah reading the book explains the book
Please tell me this is Will’s costume
November 1, 2025 at 1:05 AM
Please tell me this is Will’s costume
Pissing off the pod playing my lands up top and my hand sideways
October 17, 2025 at 4:50 AM
Pissing off the pod playing my lands up top and my hand sideways
To all my haters who didn’t believe me when I told them Chris Rock’s full name at the bar last night:
October 13, 2025 at 1:40 AM
To all my haters who didn’t believe me when I told them Chris Rock’s full name at the bar last night:
This looks like a meat hook with pizza on it got slammed through a green head
October 11, 2025 at 3:15 AM
This looks like a meat hook with pizza on it got slammed through a green head
Damn they made it look like a dating app for racists
August 22, 2025 at 3:57 AM
Damn they made it look like a dating app for racists
Grist coming to arena, time to get into brawl
August 18, 2025 at 5:09 PM
Grist coming to arena, time to get into brawl
Presented without comment
August 8, 2025 at 3:35 PM
Presented without comment
BREAKING: I’ve invented the Spalört
August 6, 2025 at 3:17 AM
BREAKING: I’ve invented the Spalört
I cannot describe how good it feels to sacrifice 8 lands, and then immediately pull 9 lands to the battlefield and know the exact order of every card in the rest of your deck. #MtgEOE limited rules
July 25, 2025 at 4:57 PM
I cannot describe how good it feels to sacrifice 8 lands, and then immediately pull 9 lands to the battlefield and know the exact order of every card in the rest of your deck. #MtgEOE limited rules
First time I’ve been interested in Fortnite this marketing is working backwards
July 24, 2025 at 3:15 PM
First time I’ve been interested in Fortnite this marketing is working backwards
I sound my barbaric Warp over the rooftops of the world
July 17, 2025 at 4:26 PM
I sound my barbaric Warp over the rooftops of the world
Having a stroke and watching Netflix AMA
July 16, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Having a stroke and watching Netflix AMA
Given the absurdly cool lands in this set, this will be great to have in draft if you can get it lmao
July 16, 2025 at 1:42 PM
Given the absurdly cool lands in this set, this will be great to have in draft if you can get it lmao
POV: you’re manning the grill and I’m waiting for a hot dog
July 3, 2025 at 5:21 PM
POV: you’re manning the grill and I’m waiting for a hot dog
Never played a final fantasy game before, but went 3-0 at pre-release. Get wrecked nerds
#MTGxFINALFANTASY
#MTGxFINALFANTASY
June 7, 2025 at 4:39 PM
Never played a final fantasy game before, but went 3-0 at pre-release. Get wrecked nerds
#MTGxFINALFANTASY
#MTGxFINALFANTASY
Watching final destination 5
June 1, 2025 at 7:47 AM
Watching final destination 5
Watching final destination 4
June 1, 2025 at 6:15 AM
Watching final destination 4
Watching final destination 3
June 1, 2025 at 3:35 AM
Watching final destination 3
Watching final destination 2
May 31, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Watching final destination 2