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To be fair, his mom was kinda scary.
David Marcus looks like an anaphylactic Jake Fratelli.
January 11, 2026 at 11:01 PM
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When I follow the embedded link to the PressProgress site, I see this article, under your byline, with an AI image of the thing these people incorrectly think exists.
Screenshot of https://pressprogress.ca/leaders-of-canadas-newest-convoy-worry-police-are-trying-to-sabotage-a-nationwide-protest-avenging-a-flock-of-dead-ostriches/ showing an AI image of a tractor convoy following an ostrich.
November 22, 2025 at 8:29 PM
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Nobody in this inbox will be missed.
On Tue, Jan 12, 2010 at 6:17AM, Peggy Siegal wrote: Will call you later. I am sick as a dog with a cold. I am supposed to go to Dr. Magnani this morning for a cleaning. If you get a cleaning with a cold does it make it worse of just infect the dental hygenist? Had a great lunch for Woody Harrelson and Ben Foster for "The Messenger" at Monkey Bar yesterday and hung with Clooney at the New York Film Critics Awards last night. Tonight is the National Board of Review and I am thinking of staying in bed till show time. Have a party for Clooney Wednesday nigh Graydon is hosting at Monkey Bar that we are working on. I have to fly to LA Jan. 14 and I am worried...I have emailed three doctors this morning! Will call later...Mattie keeps saying she is going to show me how to email photos- will try to do today and call. I think I got sick in economy class from Lamu, Nairobi, Amsterdan, Newark from all those wanna be terrorists breathing on me in the planes. Did you see "Avator". I do not have a dvd because it's 3D. The white American marines are wiped out by black people painted blue…. it's going to be highest grossing film in the world is an few weeks beating out "Titanic" and will win the Oscar for "Best Picture." xoxo Peg
November 14, 2025 at 12:58 AM
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He was leading people to safety!
November 6, 2025 at 10:17 PM
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50 years of Alcoholism vs. 5,000 years on the Alps.
Ötzi The Iceman, the *other* mummy with an upper back wound of disputed origin.
August 31, 2025 at 11:42 PM
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I can't look at Patel and not see this kid.
The similarly cross-eyed and confused "Gunther" from "Dennis the Mennace" (1993)
May 8, 2025 at 3:16 PM
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NIOSH: We have a human urine and frozen rodent organ storage emergency!

RFK Jr.:
April 17, 2025 at 4:28 PM
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Dear Mr. Martin: Attached is a letter that we received on February 17, 2025. I feel that you should be aware that some asshole is signing your name to stupid letters. Very truly yours, Robert Garcia
February 20, 2025 at 8:50 PM
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These guys, man.
Men's rights activists often cite the first time they realized it's a woman's world. They call these "red pill" moments, after the scene in The Matrix when the main character is faced with the decision to swallow a red pill and recognize the true nature of the world or take a blue pill and continue living a lie. For Elam, that revelation came at age 13, when his mother tried to force him to take his diarrhea medicine.
February 7, 2025 at 3:08 PM